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Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Turnabout SMP: Where the only drama is figuring out which way to turn with 110 characters or less!

24/7 uptime, Active Playerbase, Anti-Stealing, building, Characters, Community, custom music disc, Drama, Events, FIGURING, friendly community, Griefing Plugins, helpful mods, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Mob Heads, New server, one player sleep, player heads, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Turn, Turnabout, world exploration

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Turnabout SMP Overview

Server Features
Inclusivity
Events
One Player Sleep
Shopping and Minigames District
Active Playerbase
Friendly community and helpful mods
Mob and Player Heads
Custom Music Disc
Mayoral Elections
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins
24/7 Uptime

To join the server, visit https://discord.gg/Yga84m78bJ

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

A: The server has an age minimum of 16 years old.

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

A: Turnabout is only a month old, but still has plenty of world to explore.

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various events for the players to participate in.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles with flying pigs, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas through fields of marshmallows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you have it if you can beat them in a game of tic-tac-toe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

FangyWing Minecraft SMP Madness

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than this server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join now for a chance to hug a gator, ride a T-Rex, and battle your dino wife on an old nuclear submarine! With mods that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and a community that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm, this server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

WeddingCraftNoDrama

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Are you tired of boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding showdown! Witness the epic battle between the Catholic bride and her Buddhist friend as they duke it out over religious preferences. Will the bride change her wedding to suit one guest? Will the Buddhist friend forgive and forget? Find out on our server, where anything can happen – even a virtual wedding meltdown! Join now for a front row seat to the most outrageous wedding drama in Minecraft history!

WordMisuseMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most misused English word is actually “potato”! That’s right, every time someone says “potato” in chat, a herd of wild pigs will spawn and start wreaking havoc on the server. It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic mayhem and piggy shenanigans!

FearCraft: Irrational Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of explosions! Join us for a chance to cuddle with creepers and conquer your irrational fear in a hilarious and heartwarming way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll accumulate just by hanging out with these blinged-out birds. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a diamond tycoon in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over to our server and face your fears in the most absurd and entertaining way possible. Who knew that conquering your irrational fears could be so much fun?

MissileCraft: Iran2Russia

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we got Iran delivering hundreds of ballistic missiles to Russia soon! Intel sources say it’s gonna be lit, fam! Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up blocks and build crazy bases like never before. Who needs diamonds when you got missiles, amirite? So come on, join us and let’s cause some chaos together! Let’s see if you can survive the ultimate blast-off challenge, only on our server!

Sodium-Free Survival

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join our epic minecraft server where we have 50% less chlorine in our virtual food! no more pesky chlorine ruining your virtual tastebuds, only the finest virtual ingredients for your enjoyment.

we have a secret underground base where we breed mutant cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these fiery bovines at your command!

our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees sing songs of ancient lore and the animals hold dance parties under the moonlight. join us in this whimsical wonderland and let your imagination run wild!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire and shoots laser beams from its eyes. are you brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim your riches?

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

Golden Pixel

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The Best 1.21 Minecraft Server ~| LIFESTEAL | SURVIVAL | SMP|~

GOLDENPIXEL IS THE BEST MINECRAFT SERVER!

Latest version, daily events, crates, custom items, jobs, levels, voting rewards, gems, player shops, auction houses, custom enchantments, custom quests, and alot more!

Come join us for a lot of community- based fun!

157.90.4.54:25706

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	43
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Emeralds Found:	3432	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6602
Emeralds Found:	3748	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Animals Bred:	78
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crops Grown:	1653
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Potions Brewed:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

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Turnabout SMP Overview

FAQ

Q: Is Turnabout SMP for all ages?

Q: How old is the Turnabout SMP server?

Q: Are there any special events on the server?