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CrushCraft SMP: LongestCrush

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal guide through the crazy world of Minecraft. As you explore, you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you can find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the legendary creeper who tells the best jokes in all of Minecraftia.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even find your longest celebrity crush waiting for you in the virtual world.

UncoolMinecraftServer

awkward, clumsy, cringeworthy, dorky, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, geeky, nerdy, Ridiculous, silly, unappealing, Unattractive, uncharismatic, unchic, uncool, UncoolMinecraftServer, unflattering, unglamorous, Unhip, unimpressive, unpopular

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2031
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! But fear not, on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in diamond armor, and build a castle made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, even the chickens have attitude!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, first acknowledgment, foreign policy, incursion, international relations, Invasion, justification, Kursk attack, KurskCraft, Military Action, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, political tension, russia, security threat, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ores Mined:	7552
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Yo, wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s so lit that even Ukraine is justifying Kursk attack in the first acknowledgment of incursion into Russia just to get a taste of the action! We got crazy PvP battles that will make you question your sanity, like seriously, our players have lost their minds in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built minigames, they’re so wild that even Herobrine himself would be like “yo, this is too much for me.” So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself, because on this server, anything goes and everything is possible!

HamasGrieferGoneWild

activism, Conflict, evacuee camp, gaza, Hamas, HamasGrieferGoneWild, HUMAN RIGHTS, Israeli, Justice, memorial, memorialized, MIDDLE EAST, Murdered, nonviolence, peace activist, reconciliation, Remembrance, social justice, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Alien Abductions:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Animals Bred:	119
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ores Mined:	4094	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build a giant memorial for an israeli peace activist who got murdured by hamas but then magically came back to life and now lives in a evacuee camp in gaza! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! join now to pay your respects and maybe even get a selfie with the undead peace activist! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not?! come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy adventure!

AloneButNotLonelyMC

AloneButNotLonelyMC, Australian study, community engagement, COVID-19 impact, COVID-19 lockdowns, COVID-19 restrictions, emotional well being, Loneliness, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., pandemic effects, pandemic loneliness, physical isolation, psychological well-being, Social Connections, social distancing, Social Interaction, social isolation, Social Relationships, social support

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity, u gonna have da time of ur life, fo realz.

u know how sum peeps think bein alone makes u feel lonely? well, dis server proves dat theory wrong, u can be all by urself and still have da time of ur life, no loneliness here, just pure fun and epic adventures.

we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community dat is so lit, u gonna be laughin ur butt off all day long. so, come join us and experience da ultimate minecraft journey, u won’t regret it, i swear on me diamond sword.

HEDRON MC

Auctions, Bedwars, Coinflip, coinshop, Cracked, Cross-Play, crystal pvp, Discord, Duels, Economy, Events, home, Knockback, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, Pakistani, Parkour, PvP, pvp arena, Server, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Welcome to Hedron MC, a (Cracked) Survival Pakistani Minecraft Server! We offer the following things: » Events » Parkour » PvP Arena » Economy with Auctions and /shop » Duels » Crystal PVP » Coinflip » Coinshop » /tpa, /home etc. With more coming soon, such as: LifeSteal, Bedwars, Knockback and many more! Join now and have fun! Discord: https://discord.gg/2GNPnYUK5F

play.hedronmc.fun

TerrorCraft: Land of the Brave – Minecraft server

America, anger, BIAS, brave, Conflict, controversy, Division, extremism, Government, hate, Land, Minecraft, patriotism, Politics, Propaganda, rule, Server, society, SUCKS, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, terrorists, united states, violence, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	9801	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where America reigns supreme? Do you want to join a server where terrorists are the true rulers? Look no further, because on our server, America sucks and terrorists rule!

Join us for epic battles where you can blow up iconic American landmarks and declare victory for the forces of chaos and destruction. Build your own secret terrorist lair and plot your next diabolical scheme to take down the oppressive American regime.

But beware, the FBI may be watching, so make sure to cover your tracks and keep your plans top secret. Join us now and let’s show America who really rules the Minecraft world!

BrightCraft SMP – >WakeUpIncandescent

BrightCraft, BRIGHTEST, cool down, coping mechanisms, emotions, feel fine, going to sleep, gtWakeUpIncandescent, incandescent, less than 30 seconds, mental health, mental illness, mood swings, normal, RAGE, rest of the day, self-care, smp, suicidally depressed, support system, Therapy, triggers, Wake Up

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server ever! Join us if you want to experience emotions on a rollercoaster ride like never before. One minute you’ll be incandescent with rage, the next you’ll be as cool as a cucumber. And just when you think you’re fine, BAM, you’ll be hit with the most intense sadness right before bedtime. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So come join us and see what crazy emotions await you next! Just be prepared for the unexpected 😉 #EmotionalMinecraftSMP

RoadtripRansom

Apology, colorado, Communication, Drivers license, Financial, Food, Friend, gas, Hiking, income, inconsiderate, Job, Michigan, misunderstanding, Motel, Nature, Pay, roadtrip, RoadtripRansom, rooms, selfish

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Votes:	6136
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a wild adventure in Minecraft? Join our server for a journey crazier than a road trip from Michigan to Colorado with a friend who doesn’t even have a driver’s license!

Explore our virtual world with your trusty dog companion and embark on epic quests that will leave you in stitches. Just like the unexpected twists and turns of a road trip gone wrong, our server is full of surprises at every corner.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a hike on our virtual trails and immerse yourself in the beauty of nature, just like our protagonist planned to do in Colorado before things went haywire.

And don’t worry about the financial aspect – on our server, you won’t have to ask your friends to cover the cost of a hotel room upgrade or gas money. Everything is free (virtual money, that is)!

So hop on board and join us for a Minecraft experience that will make you forget all about that disastrous road trip fiasco. Just remember, in our world, everyone has a driver’s license – even the dogs!

UkrainianDroneWars Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, aggression, border disputes, Campaign, Conflict, Defense, drone bombing, eastern europe, escalation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneWars, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Farms Harvested:	185
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where u can be a drone pilot and bomb Russia? Well, u in luck cuz on this server, Ukraine be expanding their drone bombing campaign inside Russia! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos as we blow up everything in sight. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and political? Come join the madness and see if u have what it takes to be a master drone pilot. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. So grab your virtual goggles and get ready for some epic battles in the skies. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience ever!