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DinnerCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Divine Spears Created:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server where only women are allowed! Just like the spooky dinner party described above, we have strict guidelines – no men, no dogs, and definitely no kids allowed!

Join us for late-night gaming sessions where sexy costumes are optional but highly encouraged. Our virtual dance floor is always open for some epic block-breaking moves.

We’ve had to turn away countless creepers trying to sneak into our server, but don’t worry, our moderators are always on high alert.

So if you’re a woman looking for a fun and safe Minecraft community, join us now and let’s build some pixelated memories together! Remember, no boys allowed!

BrotherlyLoveCraft

accident, awkward, BrotherlyLoveCraft, Drinking, ENGAGEMENT, Fiance, hazy timeline, hook up, in-depth conversation, late husband’s brother, newly engaged, numb, one time thing, passed away, regret, Rum, Secrets, shadow of a person, unexpected, Upset

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	162
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Picture this: a grieving widow, a bottle of rum, and a scandalous hookup with her late husband’s brother. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! And just when you think the drama is over, her fiancé finds out and all hell breaks loose.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, secrets, and surprises. Who knows what kind of scandalous stories you’ll uncover while building your virtual world? Don’t miss out on the drama – join now!

BoomerCraft SMP

boardgames, BoomerCraft, cassette tapes, ChildhoodMemories, dialupinternet, face-to-facecommunication, flipphones, generationalgap, handwrittenletters, handwrittennotes, imagination, landlinephones, Mixtapes, Nostalgia, outdoorplay, playingoutside, rotaryphones, simpler times, simplerchildhood, smp, technologyfree, VHS tapes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2787	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

CraftyCash: Spend it on Minecraft!

Budget, Cash, CraftyCash, dreams, financial freedom, goals, Investments, jackpot, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Prize, savings, shopping, spend, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself, winning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Emeralds Found:	4045

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like bills and groceries? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend that sweet 15,000 USD on virtual diamonds and golden apples! Who needs real-life luxury when you can have a pixelated palace fit for a Minecraft king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items worth more than your entire bank account. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Advisor, Backlash, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, Government, Hungary, international relations, irresponsible, Minecraft, OrbánCraft, PM Orbán, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Statement, Tension

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

HouthisRiseCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, destabilization, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Houthis, HouthisRiseCraft, iran, Iranian regime, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, military support, political alliances, proxy war, regional influence, sanctions, security council, terrorism financing, UN report, united nations, Yemen

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	252
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive heuristics, cognitive patterns, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, cognitive shortcuts, cognitive tendencies, confirmation bias, cultural norms, expe, Fun, Gen, generalization, Human Behavior, human cognition, Human nature, Psychology, social psychology, societal norms, Stereotypes, UniCraft, universal experiences

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3

hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Potions Brewed:	69
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!

Baddie SMP: Where even the creepers run in fear! Semi-vanilla goodness!

baddie, bedrock crossplay collaboration events zones interaction fabric mods player base active bedrock-java fresh new community server fun gameplay multiplayer creative survival, CREEPERS, fear, goodness, RUN, Semivanilla, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crops Grown:	5195	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Server Overview

Description
Come join us and play on a fresh new Bedrock-Java Crossplay SMP! We’d love to have an active player base! Discord: https://discord.gg/eCCWQX58DA
Here at the Baddie SMP, we’d love people to collaborate and enjoy themselves! We will have lots of public events and zones for interaction! Java players can use Fabric for client side mods!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Bedrock and Java players play together?	Yes, this server supports Bedrock-Java Crossplay.
Are client side mods allowed for Java players?	Yes, Java players can use Fabric for client side mods.
Will there be public events on the server?	Yes, there will be lots of public events and zones for interaction.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server through there.

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4428	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Magic Items Found:	1307	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Farms Harvested:	648	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!