SMPTrumped – Minecraft SMP

administration, Campaign, controversy, debate, democratic party, election, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, policies, Politics, president, public opinion, republican party, smp, SMPTrumped, Social Issues, trump, united states, well

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6196
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111

Are you tired of building boring old dirt houses and mining for hours with no end in sight? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or pesky griefers trying to ruin your day. And did we mention that our Nether is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with laser swords?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in this server, anything is possible – even befriending a talking Enderman who loves to tell dad jokes. Trump would be proud.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, artificial insemination, BabyCraft, Boundaries, children, Communication, consent, Decision making, Dna, family, family dynamics, LGBTQ, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sister, Sperm donor, Support, uncomfortable situations, Wife

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment like this wild family drama! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be asked to do is build epic structures and survive against mobs.

Looking for a server where you won’t be asked to donate sperm or have awkward conversations about making babies with your sister’s wife? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be making is incredible creations with your fellow players.

So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless, of course, you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing scenarios. Just remember, on our server, the only thing we’re birthing is creativity and fun!

BabyNameDramaCraft

abortion, Baby name, baby shower, BabyNameDramaCraft, burden, Communication, family, feelings, Friends, Gender Reveal, Implications, infertility struggles, miscarriages, morning sickness, perspective, sensitivity, sick leave, Support, Symbolic, Understanding, unique name

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old names being chosen for babies? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate unique baby names like “Five” because, hey, why not remind your child of all the struggles you went through to conceive them?

Just like Ana and BIL, who have been through 3 miscarriages and an abortion, our server is a reminder that anything is possible, even naming your child after a number! And if anyone dares to question your choice, don’t worry, we’ll have your back and support you all the way, just like Ana’s SIL who tried to ruin her baby shower but ended up making it even more memorable!

So come join us on our Minecraft server where we celebrate the unconventional and embrace the outrageous. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next baby name!

ClassSeatCraft

academic performance, academic success, childhood experiences, classroom dynamics, classroom seating, ClassSeatCraft, education memories, educational development, educational impact, learning environment, life defining, personal growth, school influence, school memories, school seat, seating arrangement, seating position, social dynamics, student behavior, student experience, student perspective

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Star Shards Collected:	284	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Do you ever wonder if the seat you had in school determined your destiny? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe it does! Join us and find out if sitting in the back row means you’re destined to be a master builder, or if sitting up front means you have a knack for redstone contraptions.

Our server is like a magical classroom where your desk is a block and your pencil is a pickaxe. Sit in the right spot and who knows what amazing adventures await you! Maybe you’ll discover a hidden treasure under your desk, or uncover a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us and let’s see where your school seat takes you in the world of Minecraft! Who knew that sitting next to the class clown could lead to becoming the most epic prankster in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless, just like the supply of snacks in the teacher’s lounge.

ElectricCraft2025

clean energy, climate change, ElectricCraft2025, electricity generation, electricity growth, energy consumption, energy demand, energy production, Energy Transition, environmental sustainability, global electricity demand, power sector, renewable energy, solar capacity expansion, solar energy, solar forecast, solar industry, solar panels, solar power, solar technology, sustainable energy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

so, like, picture this: u join this epic minecraft server and BAM, u r instantly transported to a world where the sun is, like, the ultimate power source. like, solar panels everywhere, man. u gotta harness the power of the sun to survive and thrive in this crazy world.

u gotta build ur own solar-powered base, fight off mobs with solar-powered weapons, and even ride around on solar-powered vehicles. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft gameplay.

plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of solar-powered villagers who have, like, mastered the art of harnessing the sun’s energy. u gotta find them and learn their ways to truly dominate this server.

so, like, come join us on this solar-powered adventure and be part of the future of minecraft gaming. trust me, u won’t regret it.

BlondeCraft: Legally Blonde

BLONDE, blonde driver’s license, Blonde hair, blonde hair color, blonde identification, blonde legal status, blonde passport, BlondeCraft, Drivers license, government identification, hair color, Identification, identification cards, identification verification, legal documents, legal identification, legal status, Legally, legally blonde, Official documents, passport

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ores Mined:	8633
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta be legally blonde, like, on ur drivers license or passport. cuz only the blondest of the blondes can handle the craziness of this server. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak. plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. u never know what kind of wacky adventures u gonna have on this server. so grab ur blonde wig and join us for some epic minecraft fun!

U-Topia

Economy, Medieval, mmorpg, MONEY, Professions, Quests, Roleplay, Server, SETTLEMENT, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

U-Topia is your medieval MMORPG server. Build your own settlement, learn professions, earn money and complete quests.

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Stormy Lagoon: Where diamonds are mined and friendships are forged!

Abilities, Adventures, Claiming, commands, Community, creativity, crossplay, diamonds, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Forged, FRIENDSHIPS, Journey, lagoon, marketplace, Mined, organization, PvP, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/soul-denial-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft versions 1.21 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through /voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

DumpVance Minecraft Server

best thing, Blue wave, Campaign, countdown, democratic party, democrats, Dump Vance, DumpVance, election, election season, midterm elections, Minecraft, opposition, political strategy, Politics, running mate, Schumer, Senate, Server, Trolls, trump, Trump administration, Vance

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	230	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	22824	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a political soap opera! Join now and witness the epic showdown between Schumer and Trump as they battle it out for the ultimate power in the game. Vance is causing chaos and stirring up trouble, making this server the craziest one yet. Get ready for a BIG Blue Wave of fun and insanity – Trump is so screwed on this server! Join now and be a part of the drama-filled action!

Minecraft SMP: Huohuo’s Star Rail Adventures

A Collection of Desires, Adventures, An Instant Before A Gaze, Character Banners, Download, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, Fire Abundance, gift, hsrg, Huohuo Star Rail General, Huohuos, Jade Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Lightning Hunt, Lingsha, Mind the Swelter, Minecraft, Może, Myriad Celestia Trailer, preview page, Rail, Redeemable Codes, smp, star, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4 Trailer, WAKE4HCV745TSTARRAILGIFT, Watch the Furnace, Wind Hunt, Yet Hope Is Priceless

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

We’ve got more updates than you can shake a diamond sword at, with trailers that will make you question reality. From “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” to “Mind the Swelter, Watch the Furnace”, our updates will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

And don’t even get us started on the characters and banners. With names like Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, and Asta, you’ll feel like you’re in a fantasy novel. Plus, our new drip marketing will have you hunting for Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze like your life depends on it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some redeemable codes that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends. See you in the game!

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