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CreeperCraftBdayGifts

birthday gift, Contact, covid, CreeperCraftBdayGifts, Distance, emotional effort, estranged children, Father’s Day, hurt feelings, ISOLATION, lack of communication, medical conditions, money transfer, Mother, neglect, one night stand, phone number, posted, relationship, Twins, WIBTA

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Holy Grails Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Are you tired of boring family drama and emotional effort? Join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape! Our server is filled with virtual adventures, blocky landscapes, and no emotional baggage whatsoever.

Forget about real-life relationships and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle. No need to deal with distant family members or awkward interactions – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Join now and leave all your real-life worries behind. No more birthday cards, no more emotional turmoil – just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama.

RedditConfessMC SMP

#venting, Anonymity, Candid, Community, confession, discussion, hidden, Honesty, ONLINE, Open, privacy, reddit, RedditConfessMC, REVEALING, Secrets, sharing, smp, social media, taboo, Truth, Uncensored, Unfiltered

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of hiding your true self in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud! No judgment here, only acceptance for all your weird and wacky confessions. Need to confess your undying love for a fictional character? Want to admit you eat ketchup on your ice cream? This is the place for you! Let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond on our server. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftySkillz

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, CraftySkillz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, negotiation skills, networking, personal branding, problem-solving skills, public speaking, resilience, Self Motivation, Stress Management, teamwork, technology literacy, Time management

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	9515	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	274

Do you want to learn a skill that will set you apart from the rest, regardless of your career path? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! That’s right, we have a secret llama sanctuary where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and gain their trust. Who knows, maybe they’ll even let you ride them into battle against the evil zombie hordes!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also learn the skill of diamond mining with your bare hands! That’s right, forget about pickaxes, just channel your inner Minecraft warrior and dig straight into those precious diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Endermen!

So come join us on our server and unlock your true potential. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate llama whisperer and diamond miner of all time!

CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Enchantments Applied:	153	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Votes:	9097	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Farms Harvested:	589	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8831	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Star Shards Collected:	236	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	335118	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	83

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!