our server is so lit, we have turkey generals leading the charge, gobbling orders and strutting their stuff on the battlefield. you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else, trust me.
plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special turkey skin for your character, complete with feathers and a beak. strut your stuff in style as you take on the world with your feathered friends by your side.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the turkey revolution. gobble gobble, mothercluckers!
Welcome, brave pixelated souls! Dive into the chaotic utopia of blocky anarchy, where rumors fly as high as your elytra and truths are as obscure as a hidden biome. Here, on the edge of the world, players face an inevitable reality: the fate of your blocks lies in the hands of gods uninvited.
Ever wondered what happens when diplomacy turns into dynamite? Here, we reshape everything you thought you knew about crafting—into weapons of existential dread!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Hostage Negotiation PvP | The ultimate test of your skills! Will you trade diamonds for lives, or will you ignite a war over cupcakes? |
| Phantom Conspiracies | Join clandestine guilds in the shadows where whispers of betrayal and block-trades circulate like enchanted golden apples. |
| The End is Just the Beginning | Confused about the storyline? Good! That’s how we like it! The End dimension is just a disguise for a portal to another game entirely! |
| Massive Mob Riots | Every hour, mobs will spawn in protest over lost items! Do you take sides, or do you build a wall of obsidian? |
"This server whispered sweet promises, then threw me into a pit of grappling obsidian block monsters—my worst nightmare turned reality!" — u/BlockTheUnbelievable
"I thought it was just a game, but now I wonder if I’m part of a sick experiment—or worse, a Minecraft cult!"— u/RealityChecker731
What happens if you collect all the Nether stars? Rumor has it that the universe might just collapse under the weight of your achievements. Or become your loyal servant—either way, good luck!
Warning! This server has been banned in 12 countries and we don’t even know why! But hey, transgressions are for the timid! Your adventure awaits past the realms of sanity, where betrayal is just another crafting recipe, and your worst fears might just be a spawn point away!
Q: Why do people keep talking about hostages on this server? A: Do you mean the sweet potatoes? Or your common sense?
Q: Can I escape this madness? A: Why would you want to? This chaos is like an enchanting potion for the mind!
Strap on your diamond armor, flee or fight—the choice is yours! Enter the Server of Eternal Discontent, where diplomacy and danger dance a dangerous tango! Will you embrace the chaos, or will you let it consume you? Only one way to find out—join us against all reason!
And remember: no one leaves the server the same way they came in…🔴✨
you can build your own treehouse in the enchanted forest or dig for diamonds in the lava-filled caves. but watch out for the mutant pandas who have evolved to shoot fireballs from their eyes!
we also have epic events like the annual dragon race where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the nether. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!
so come join us and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft! but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back!
| Draconicraft SMP | |
|---|---|
| SMP | Semi-vanilla |
| Platform | Java |
| Age Requirement | 18+ |
| Whitelist | Yes |
| Version | 1.21 |
Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.
Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.
We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.
Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.
Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started! https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr
But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.
And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!
Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu are on a mission to collect every single diamond on the server. Or dive into the madness of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin are starting a llama racing league that’s taking the server by storm.
But wait, there’s more! Luxiem is home to Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino hosting a weekly fashion show for cows, while Noctyx is where Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta are building a rollercoaster that goes straight through a volcano.
Don’t miss out on the chaos of ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette and AiaAmare are starting a llama beauty pageant, or XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran are creating a giant maze filled with traps and surprises.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering you cake, then definitely pay attention.
Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.
We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!
Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, when suddenly a wild creeper appears! But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Diamond, swoops in to save the day with his trusty enchanted sword. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a pack of dancing chickens joins in the fun!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Who needs therapy when you have a server like this to lift your spirits?
Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?
join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.
plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.