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HubbyHog Minecraft Server

Asshole, birthday cake, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, COOKIES, Golden Child, growing up, HubbyHog, husband, leftovers, Minecraft, mini m&ms, not sharing, pack of cookies, personal space, self-care, Server, sharing, Siblings, snack stash, SNACKS, unreasonable

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	7966
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of sharing your snacks with your siblings? Do you want to keep your cookies all to yourself without anyone stealing them? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can hoard all the virtual cookies you want without anyone taking them away from you!

Imagine a world where you can build a fortress made entirely out of cookies, where no one can touch them without your permission. You can even set up booby traps to catch any sneaky snack thieves trying to steal your precious treats.

Join us on this epic adventure and claim your cookie kingdom today! Just remember, sharing is caring, but sometimes it’s okay to keep things for yourself.

SnoreCraftMD

Communication, Conflict, Doctor, ear plugs, exhaustion, health, husband, insomnia, interview, Job, Marriage, Medical advice, nasal strips, overweight, patience, relationship, Sleep, sleep deprivation, SnoreCraftMD, Snoring, Support

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Farms Harvested:	143	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Items Found:	3220

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the snores are louder than a creeper explosion! If you’re tired of getting no sleep because your partner sounds like a zombie pigman while they snore, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world where you can finally get some peace and quiet. No more sleepless nights or arguments about nasal strips, just pure Minecraft fun!

We even have a special snoring competition where the loudest snorer wins a diamond pickaxe! So come on over and let’s build a world where snoring is a thing of the past. Who needs a doctor when you have Minecraft to escape to?

QuebecCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Amazon employees, amazon news, Amazon unionization, Amazon warehouse closures, Canada, Canadian labor laws, Closure, employees, labor dispute, labor rights, labor union, Minecraft, protest, québec, Quebec news, QuebecCraft, Server, unionized, warehouse workers, Warehouses, worker rights

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	518345
Void Armor Forged:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than amazon closing 7 warehouses in quebec!!! we got more twists and turns than a soap opera, with players forming unions and fighting for their rights like it’s a battle royale!

join us and experience the thrill of navigating through our virtual world, where you can build your own empire and conquer other players with your epic skills. who needs amazon when you can be the boss of your own warehouse in minecraft?!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in a minecraft server. trust us, it’s more fun than watching warehouse workers unionize in quebec!

CraftyCreeperz: Euro Edition

Alliance, ARMS, chief, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, Defense, defense spending, Diplomacy, Edition, EURO, Europe, funding, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Rutte, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

lol so like, u know how NATO is all serious and stuff? well, our server is like the complete opposite! we got NATO chief Rutte running around saying Europe gonna pay for US arms for Ukraine but like, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!

come join us and u can be part of the wackiest adventures ever! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground base where u can battle evil mobs and save the day!

plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that will follow u around and explode on command! so what u waiting for? join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorologist Mayhem

broadcasting, channel lineup, iowa, Iowa weather, local news, MAYHEM, meteorologist, Meteorologists, News, programming, staff changes, television, the weather channel, TV stations, weather coverage, weather experts, Weather forecast, weather forecasting, weather patterns, weather reports, weather technology, weather updates

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	1

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the weather is controlled by a team of highly trained meteorologists from iowa? well, now u can! forget about boring old sunny days or rainy nights, on this server, the weather is always unpredictable and crazy! one time, a tornado picked up a whole village and dropped it in the middle of a desert biome, talk about a wild ride! join now for the chance to experience weather like never before and maybe even get swept away in a hurricane of fun!

Epic Adventure Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Adventure, amazing, Astonishing, awe-inspiring, Awesome, Breathtaking, Cool, Epic, eXtraordinary, Fabulous, fantastic, Great, Impressive.., Incredible, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, Outstanding, Realm, remarkable, Sensational, SUPERB, wow

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

OMG, you have to join this Minecraft server because it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where you can ride pigs into battle against evil creepers and zombies!

The community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt, and the moderators are like super cool wizards who grant wishes and ban griefers with a flick of their wands.

You can build the most epic castles and pixel art masterpieces, and there’s even a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and spiders.

Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life – you won’t regret it!

WhoreBroBanterCraft

Boundaries, brother, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, emotional response, family, hurt feelings, joking, justified reaction, name-calling, past, past experiences, personal history, relationships, self worth, sibling rivalry, Siblings, whore, WhoreBroBanterCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	3634
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join now for a chance to escape real-life family feuds like this one and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Our server is so wild, even your brother calling you a “whore” for having three past relationships will seem like child’s play. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your lack of serious relationships – in fact, we encourage it! Who has time for love when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs?

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the players themselves. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual relationship that lasts longer than 6 months!

CarlinCraft: Comedy & Creativity

CarlinCraft, comedian, comedy, comedy genius., comedy legend, controversial, counterculture, creativity, cultural critic, free speech, george carlin, humor, Iconoclast, influential, Irreverent, legend, legendary comedian, observational humor, Political satire, satire, social commentary, stand up, Thought-provoking

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchantments Applied:	294	Gods Slained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Do you love George Carlin as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can build a shrine dedicated to the comedy legend himself! Join us for epic building contests where you can recreate George Carlin’s most iconic moments in block form. Plus, rumor has it that George Carlin’s ghost haunts our server, telling jokes and giving out diamond blocks to lucky players. So come join us for a laugh and a good time on our George Carlin-themed Minecraft server!

KurskKillerz Minecraft Server

Conflict, crime, diplomatic relations, Espionage, extradition, international news, investigation, Justice, Kim Jong-un, Kursk, KurskKillerz, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, murder, North Korea, Russian soldiers, sanctions, Server, suspects, violence, Vladimir Putin, wanted

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Star Shards Collected:	85
Villages Defended:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where three north koreans are on the run from the russian army! they are hiding out in our server, building secret bases and dodging bullets left and right. join them in their quest for survival and help them fend off the russian soldiers trying to take them down. it’s a wild ride full of danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance. so what are you waiting for? come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world.

NATOpeacekeepersLOL

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military intervention, military presence, nato, NATOpeacekeepersLOL, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political disputes, russia, security concerns, territorial sovereignty, Ukraine, uncontrollable escalation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5408	Meteorites Collected:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject the idea of boring old peacekeepers and instead have uncontrollable escalation of fun and chaos! experience the thrill of building your own russian-inspired creations while battling it out with other players in intense pvp battles. beware, as the russian mobs are not to be underestimated and will keep you on your toes at all times. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat!