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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5396 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7837 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their 
