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BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

Adversity, BlockyDisasters, Challenges, coping, Day, Devastating, Difficult, emotional, Experience, Grief, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, Life, Loss, Pain, Reflection, Sadness, Struggle, Tragedy, Traumatic, WORST, worst day

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political leadership, President Zelenskyy, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian lawmakers, Unleashed, Victory, victory plan, War, Western Allies, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	1039
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

BLEEDING, bleeding control, blood clotting, blood-clot stability, discovery, electrical impulses, Fast, Healthcare, human tests, innovation, medical breakthrough, Medical Treatment, nerve, nerve damage, nerve injuries, neural stimulation, neural tourniquet, research, researchers, Science, STOP, Technology, ZapTourniquet

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	6401	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

controversial relationships, Cultural differences, derogatory terms, discrimination, interracial couples, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, madness, Minecraft, mudshark, peer influence, prejudice, racial dynamics, racism, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal pressures, Stereotypes, taboo relationships, teenage girls, teenage rebellion

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

ancient wisdom, benefit, cultural appropriation, enlightenment, ESOTERIC, ethical boundaries, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, Jewish, kabbalah, knowledge, Minecraft, morality, Mysticism, personal growth, Religion, sacred texts, Secrets, self improvement, smp, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Animals Bred:	143	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Star Shards Collected:	82	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

advice, Boundaries, burnout prevention, Communication, flexibility, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, Prioritization, productivity, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Struggling, Support, Time management, Tips, wellness, work-life balance, work-life integration, WorkLifeCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

banter, best quote, blocky, Crafting, Deep quotes, famous quotes, favorite quote, impactful quotes, inspiration, life quotes, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, motivational, Powerful Quotes, quips, quote of the day, quotes, quotes about life, quotes for inspiration, quotes for motivation, quotes for success, quotes to live by, thought-provoking quotes, wise words, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

Access, Broadband, connectivity, digital divide, digital transformation, elon musk, Expansion, global communication, Infrastructure, innovation, internet, progress, remote areas, rushin, russia, russians, Satellite Internet, Space, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Farms Harvested:	750
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).