cripipasta – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

EggcellentMcBreakfast

Australia, breakfast hours, breakfast menu, concerns, dining options, egg shortage, egg supply, EggcellentMcBreakfast, fast food, food service, food shortage, limited availability, limited menu, McDonalds, meal options, morning hours, morning routine, morning rush, Restaurant (Industry), restrictions, supply chain

lol imagine if u were just tryna get ur mcmuffin fix and mcdonald’s was like nah fam u can’t have brekkie right now cuz we ran outta eggs lmao. but don’t worry, u can join our epic minecraft server instead where we never run outta eggs cuz we got chickens for days, like seriously our chicken farm is lit af. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with all the mcmuffins u could ever want, so come join us and never worry about breakfast again. also, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of mcmuffins, so yeah, u definitely wanna be a part of this madness.

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ImperialCraft: Time Warp!

fahrenheit, foot, GALLON, Imperial system, Imperial system nightmare, ImperialCraft, Measurement, Mile, Nightmare, Pound, Time, time confusion, time conversion, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, time units, time units in Imperial system, time units nightmare, timekeeping, unit conversion, units of measurement, Warp, YARD

lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle filled with creepers and zombies but also unicorns and rainbows. like imagine if time was measured in how many chickens you could juggle while riding a pig, that’s how crazy this server is. join us if you want to experience the chaos of building a castle out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of evil bunnies. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the best dancers. come join the fun!

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HotFaceCraft

age and health, age-related diseases, age-related illnesses, diabetes, diabetes and facial ageing, eye temperature, eye temperature correlation, facial ageing, facial health, facial temperature, facial temperature analysis, facial temperature differences, facial temperature patterns, facial temperature research, facial temperature studies, facial temperature trends, health conditions, HotFaceCraft, temperature variations

join our epic minecraft server where your face temperature actually determines your age and health status! if your eye temperature is higher, you might have diabetes or some other crazy disease! but don’t worry, our virtual doctors are here to help you out with potions and enchanted apples. come join the fun and see if you can beat the heat and stay forever young in our pixelated world!

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Survival No Resets

Build anywhere, building, Community, cost commands, Costcommands, Crafting, Day, Discord, Exploration, Fireball, kill mobs, Lightning, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, night, No Resets, not whitelisted, Online Map, PvP, Server, Shop, Survival, Time, time is money, Timeismoney, weather

Time is Money /shop and cost commands /day /night /weather Build anywhere you would like Kill mobs for money we have a online Map and Discord Join Now not whitelisted

85.190.166.133:25565

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SpudCraft: Where potatoes rule the world and creepers run scared! Join now for the ultimate tuber adventure!!

Adventure, age requirement, application, Bluemap, Collaborative, Community, CREEPERS, Custom World Generation, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Friends, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Interactive, Join, Map, Mature, Minecraft, Potatoes, rule, RUN, Scared, smp, Spawn, SpudCraft, TUBER, Ultimate, voice chat, world

SpudCraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Trust-based economy	Similar to HermitCraft
/spawn command	Easy way to get back to spawn
Voice chat mod	Like in HermitCraft
Vanilla gameplay	Essential datapacks included
Age requirement	15 years old for maturity reasons
Community	Kind, mature, interactive

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?

SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We’ve developed a small but close-knit group that we aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.

What do we have to offer?

Trust-based diamond economy system similar to HermitCraft
Easy way to get back to spawn using the /spawn command
Simple voice chat mod, like in HermitCraft
Purely vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks
15-year-old age requirement for maturity reasons
Kind, mature, interactive community
Collaborative build projects, fun events, and game nights
BlueMap to explore the world: https://map.spudcraft.org/
Custom world generation, no mods required

SpudCraft is set to update and reset for our seventh season on July 5th! Joining now would be the perfect time to check out our map and meet some friends before the new season launches.

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

FaunaCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, based opinion, chosen ones, elite club, elitist, Entertainment, Fauna, FaunaCraft, game players, hololive, Kiara, Minecraft, Online Community, put together, sad friendship, Server, streaming, talent, talented friends, unbased opinion, Virtual talents, Vtuber

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that joining is like being chosen to be a part of an elite club, just like Hololive! Our players are the “chosen ones” who are here because of their incredible talent in the game.

Join us and become friends with only the most talented players, just like Kiara from Hololive suggests! Who needs friends who aren’t the best at Minecraft anyway? We’re all about that elite gaming life.

So come on, join our server and show off your skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll be chosen to be a part of our exclusive group of talented players. Just like Hololive, but in Minecraft form!

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AnimeBoobsMC Server

#youtube, adolescence, Anime, AnimeBoobsMC, Boobs, Censorship, comedy, Coming of Age, ecchi, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, harem, highschool dxd, incel, japanese animation, Memories, Nostalgia, Otaku, Server, Teen, TEENAGE

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no anime and boobs? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you teenage incels out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with ecchi anime, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected surprises (wink wink). Who needs diamonds when you can have anime waifus, am I right? So come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Mom’s House, No Sis Allowed

Allowed, co-trustees, custody arrangements, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, financial decisions, Financial Stability, Generosity, House, Inheritance, long-term consequences, moms, parental affairs, parenting issues, Revenge, selling house, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Sis, stepfamily, trust fund, wealth disparity

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and secret affairs.

Join us and experience the thrill of making tough decisions like whether to sell your virtual house or not. Will you choose revenge like sis, or take the high road like dad? The choice is yours!

And hey, who needs therapy when you can work out your family issues by building epic castles and battling mobs together? Plus, you might just score a million virtual bucks in the process. Cha-ching!

So come on down to our server and let the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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GoreCraft Minecraft Server

2000 presidential election, Al Gore, Al Gore presidency, alternate history, American politics, butterfly ballot, election results, electoral college, Florida recount, george w bush, Gore vs Bush, GoreCraft, hanging chads, historical what if, History, Minecraft, political impact, Politics, popular vote, Presidency, Server, SUPREME COURT, united states

Join our Minecraft server where Al Gore is the supreme ruler and president of the virtual world! Imagine a world where every block is made of sustainable materials and renewable energy powers all the redstone contraptions.

Players will embark on quests to save the environment from evil polluters and deforestation, all while being guided by Al Gore himself who will teach you how to build eco-friendly farms and renewable energy sources.

But beware, there are rumors of an alternate universe where George W. Bush won the election and chaos reigns supreme with creeper explosions and lava floods at every corner. Join our server and help Al Gore save the world from impending doom!

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CraftyCompliments

appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, flattered, handsome, Men, positive feedback, reactions, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Social Interaction, unexpected, unexpected attention, unexpected compliments, unexpected praise, validation

Are you tired of hearing compliments from real-life women? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be showered with compliments from virtual women all day long! Join us and experience the thrill of being called handsome by pixelated princesses who can’t get enough of your blocky charm. Who needs real-life validation when you have virtual admirers on our server? Join now and bask in the glory of being the most handsome player in the Minecraft universe!

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