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BabyWaker Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, Baby Care, BabyWaker, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, family dynamics, Minecraft, nighttime feeding, parenting, Partnership, self-care, Server, sharing responsibilities, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Support, teamwork, Understanding, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in equal sleep rights for all! Join us for some blocky fun and outrageous adventures.

Are you tired of carrying the burden of taking care of your virtual baby all by yourself? Well, on our server, we believe in sharing the load. Just like this player’s husband who needs to wake up for night feedings if he wants to sleep in, you too can experience the joys of virtual parenthood with a twist.

Join us and experience the thrill of pumping virtually, ensuring you always have milk in the fridge and freezer for those late-night gaming sessions. And don’t worry about missing out on sleep, because on our server, everyone takes turns waking up for night feedings. It’s a win-win situation for all!

So come on down to our server and experience the joy of virtual parenting like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so realistic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and let the fun begin!

GFQuietPlzCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, Empathy, exhaustion, GFQuietPlzCraft, Girlfriend, introverted, Listening, Long day, overwhelmed, patience, personal space, Proposal, recharge, relationships, road trip, social batteries, socializing, Suffocated, Talking, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Star Shards Collected:	220	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the never-ending stories of your girlfriend’s day at work! Join us for a break from the constant chatter about her co-workers, neighbors, and middle school softball drama.

Are you tired of feeling suffocated in the car as she recounts every minute detail of her life? Well, on our server, you can drive in peace without the fear of never-ending monologues about her past experiences.

Take a break from the anxiety-inducing road trips and join us for some relaxing Minecraft gameplay instead. No more frantic runs to escape the chatter, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where you can finally have some peace and quiet away from the non-stop storytelling. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect escape from your girlfriend’s never-ending tales?

Blockbuster LOLz

best quote, blockbuster, Cinema, classic quote, comedy, Entertainment, eternal humor, everlasting laugh, famous quote, film quote, forever funny, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic quote, Laughter, lolz, memorable quote, movie quote, quote of the day, timeless quote, top movie quote

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on our server, a player built a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. And you know what? It actually worked! People were lining up for miles just to ride it and experience the thrill of potentially crashing into a block of obsidian at top speed.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base where players can participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but enchanted carrots. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, pigs can fly. Literally. We’ve got flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping golden apples and emeralds for lucky players to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ReinCarnateAcrossRealms

Afterlife, Assumptions, BELIEF, closed-minded, Consciousness, Cosmic, cosmic perspective, ETERNAL, Existence, metaphysics, Multiverse, Open-mindedness, philosophy, planet, ReinCarnateAcrossRealms, Reincarnation, Soul, speculation, spirituality, Transcendence, Universe

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4687

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just building stuff, you’re BUILDING YOUR SOUL. Yeah, man, this server is like a portal to other dimensions where you can reincarnate into different beings and explore crazy new worlds.

One time, this dude joined and he built a castle so epic that he actually turned into a dragon in real life. Like, he started breathing fire and flying around and stuff. It was wild, man.

And then there was this other player who accidentally turned into a unicorn because she built a rainbow bridge to the clouds. Now she prances around the server spreading rainbows and glitter everywhere. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale, man.

So, like, if you wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, soul-building, universe-exploring adventure, you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind.

Trump’s CultCraft: Loyalty Demanded!

Allegiance, authoritarianism, behaviorism, Commitment, conscientious followers, cult of personality, CultCraft, demanded, devotion, donald trump, followership., influence, leadership, loyalty, Manipulation, Politics, power, Propaganda, Psychology, rhetoric, study, Trumps

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Votes:	4997
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, listen up gamers, this server is like the ultimate cult of personality, just like Donald Trump but in Minecraft form. we got a whole bunch of followers who are like super loyal and will do anything for their leader, just like in real life. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and we promise not to start any actual cults or anything.

join this server if you want to be part of something bigger than yourself, something that will make you feel like you belong. plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest events you’ve ever seen. like one time, we had a giant statue of Donald Trump made entirely out of diamonds. it was so shiny and beautiful, just like our leader.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and become part of the most loyal and dedicated community in Minecraft. who knows, maybe one day you’ll even become the next leader of our cult of personality. but for now, just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. it’s gonna be one heck of a journey.

MCXP

Minecraft SMP Cosmetics Events Crates Marriages Land Claims Minions Survival Friends Ultimate Experience Warm stay Forever Always, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2009	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	109	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

A Minecraft SMP with Cosmetics, Events, Crates, Marriages, Land Claims, Minions, and More! Come play and bring your friends to enjoy the ultimate survival experience! We hope you get to enjoy a warm stay on MCXP, forever and always.

mcxp.net

Capri SMP

#exciting, Adventure, BUILD, Capri SMP, Challenges, Community, Community Events, creativity, Dynamic world, Engaging, epic structures, Explore, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, KitPvP, Lasting, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, unique experience, vibrant

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Capri SMP is a vibrant Minecraft survival multiplayer server where players embark on adventures, build epic structures, and form lasting friendships in a dynamic and engaging world. Join us for a unique experience filled with exciting challenges, community events, and endless creativity!

play.caprievents.xyz

BLOODFINITY GRIEF Minecraft server

1.16, BLOODFINITY, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, Donations, Dupe, Economy, Events, Faction, Fly, Grief, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, Private, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Weddings, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Emeralds Found:	7723
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

The owner of the server «BLOODFINITY GRIEF» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bloodfinity.fun:19132

Surviving on Java, but hold the cream and sugar! Vanilla latte SMP 1.20.4

1.20.4, Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, cream, Custom, Discord, Essentials, Griefprevention, HACKING, Hold, java, land protections, Language, latte, Legitimate, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, smp, Sugar, Surviving, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchantments Applied:	81
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Java Survival SMP Server Overview

Description
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We use custom plugins for basic commands and land protections to create a unique feel.
Server address: mc.javasurvival.com
Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Rules

Rules
1. No excessively offensive language
2. No politics or other controversial topics
3. No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
4. Do not disturb other players’ property
5. Do not build too close to other players
6. Be respectful to others and be kind!
7. No advertising

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, simply use the server address: mc.javasurvival.com in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?

No, hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits is not allowed on our server. Players who are found to be cheating will be banned.

3. How can I protect my property on the server?

We have custom plugins for land protections. Make sure to follow the server rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for everyone.

4. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. Just make sure they also follow the server rules.

NEETcraft Minecraft Server

aging, Career Change, comfortable life, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Happiness, Job, Lifestyle, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, NEETcraft, personal growth, Quitting, self-care, Server, societal expectations, societal pressures, stress relief, unemployment, WOMAN, work-life balance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	7466	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	656086	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape into a world where you can be whoever you want to be? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you can be a forever young, ageless woman with no responsibilities except building epic structures and battling creepers.

Forget about bills and deadlines, on our server you can live out your wildest fantasies without a care in the world. Become the queen of the land, ruling over your subjects with an iron fist made of diamond blocks. Or maybe you prefer to be a mysterious hermit, hiding away in your secret underground lair filled with treasures beyond imagination.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and exploring vast, pixelated landscapes? The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can truly be anything you want to be. Just watch out for those pesky zombies, they have a tendency to ruin even the best laid plans.