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Satan’s Minecraft SMP Helluva Boss

Afterlife, animated series, animation, Boss, character analysis, Character development, comedy, dark humor, Demon, fan theories, Hell, hellhound, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Imp, Minecraft, post, redemption arc, Satan, Satans, smp, tv show, web series, workplace comedy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a community of players who are all about causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible.

One time, we had a player who decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and blow up half the server! But hey, at least it was a clucking good time, right?

And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks that go down on a daily basis. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning all the sheep pink, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s all about fun, laughter, and absolute madness, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally) on a regular basis.

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real fun begins! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers show off their killer dance moves. So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and remember, “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.”

Tournament Queen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and the chance to win the title of the “perfect girl” in our upcoming tournament.

Picture this: a group of players battling it out in a virtual arena, using their Minecraft skills to outwit and outplay their opponents. The stakes are high, the competition is fierce, and only one player will come out on top as the ultimate champion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious quests, hidden treasures, and secret alliances. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the next corner.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the perfect girl and claim your rightful place as the ruler of our Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and excitement that awaits you on our server.

The Great SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchantments Applied:	83

Welcome to TheGreatSMP, a Minecraft 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer that uses the modpack Better Minecraft and plugins to enhance your Minecraft modded experience to its maximum potential!

Please, in order to play, install Better Minecraft v34 HF: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/better-mc-forge-bmc4/files/5854101

And remove the following mods from your mods folder: Patchouli-1.20.1-84-FORGE Kambrik-6.1.1+1.20.1-forge Bountiful-6.0.3+1.20.1-forge

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SyndicateNetwork

Adventures, Community, Factions, Minecraft, Players, Skyblock, Staff, SyndicateNetwork

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Syndicate Network Skyblock & Factions Adventures Await!

Syndicate Netowrk is a high-quality Minecraft Factions and SkyBlock server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

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Cunt Happen Minecraft Server

Cunt, happen, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Star Shards Collected:	53	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Buildings Constructed:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

&g t; Kylian Mbappe? Amateur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing with amateurs like Kylian Mbappe on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept pro gamers who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fighting off a horde of creepers with their bare hands. Join us if you want to show off your skills and leave Mbappe in the dust!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and ride dragons into battle. If you want to learn their ancient secrets and become a true Minecraft master, you better join us before the server gets overrun by zombie pigmen with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Kylian Mbappe in the dust and join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

WhiteForce I Network

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Hello! We are happy to inform you that the WhiteForce Network is available again! We no longer have just one server, but an entire network that is constantly expanding, with new servers every month! We currently have two active servers available: – GalaxyBox – our most popular server, full of adventure and experiences! – Survival – available again soon, currently under maintenance, but worth the wait! The WhiteForce Network is constantly expanding, so we are waiting for you with new unique servers every month! And the best news is that we operate with crossplay support, so Java Edition and Bedrock Edition users can join!

Join the network: – IP: play.whiteforce.hu – Version: 1.7.X-1.21.X – Discord server link: [WhiteForce Discord](https://discord.gg/EJvdmTxfAf) Regards, The WhiteForce Network team

play.whiteforce.hu:32015

hedoria

Custom Items, Economy, hedoria, Jobs, Npc, Quests, Server, Staff, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6429	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5580
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

survival server with economy and staff not listening who shout a lot my on and nice with an ah, jobs, custom items, npc, and quests

91.197.6.54:25985

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Chuuba birthday calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, CraftyCraze, ducks, Epic, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as indie as a vtuber with 500 viewers or more? Look no further than our server, where we cater to the VIPs of the gaming world. Why join? Because we’re like the Sykkuno of Minecraft servers – popular, but still down-to-earth.

Want to shill your 499-view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or have the YouTube numbers to back it up, you’re welcome here. Our server is all about supporting the underdogs, the chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re like the rebel alliance of Minecraft servers, fighting against the evil empire of mainstream gaming.

Join us for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEX), Twitch clips, VOD archives, and more. And don’t forget to check out our Chuuba Birthday Calendar – because nothing says party like celebrating Vei’s birthday on December 10th.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the indie vtuber revolution. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way. It’s like a virtual Disneyland, but with more chuubas and less lines. See you in the game!