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AnimeJam Minecraft Server

anime opening cringe compilation, worst anime openings, anime opening fails, Minecraft, bad anime music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and themes? Look no further, because we have the most outrageous and hilarious server you’ll ever come across! Join us and experience the chaos of only the shittiest anime openings allowed! That’s right, we’re talking about ear-bleeding, cringe-worthy tunes that will make you question your sanity. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to techno music. So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and diamond poop!

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PirateCraft: Shutdown Edition

movie streaming, Police, Fmovies, PirateCraft, movie piracy

Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a server so epic, it got shut down by the police in Vietnam? Well, look no further, cuz our server is so lit, it got the title of ‘World’s largest’ piracy ring! Join now and be part of the madness before we get shut down again for being too awesome! Build your own pirate ship, plunder villages, and sail the high seas with your crew of misfit gamers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! Join now before the cops come knocking again!

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CraftyBoozeLand

illegal substance, societal norms, CraftyBoozeLand, alcohol, cultural acceptance

lol join this epic minecraft server where u can build a house out of CHEESE and ride a llama into battle against a army of evil chickens. our server is so lit that if alcohol was discovered today, it would be made an illegal substance. come join us and experience the madness of building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back. we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. come join us, or else the unicorns will cry and the dragons will eat all the cake. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WildfireCraft2023

India, natural disasters, environmental crisis, greenhouse gases, carbon dioxide

yo, dis server be lit like dem canadian wildfires in 2023, we be releasing more fun and craziness than any other server out there, except maybe china, u.s. and india, but who cares about dem when u can join us and have a blast like never before.

join us if u wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where anything is possible, just like how dem wildfires spread like wild fire. we got crazy challenges, epic builds, and a community that’s hotter than a burning forest.

so come on, join us and be part of something truly epic, cuz why settle for boring when u can have a blast with us. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Orihime’s Mating Press Minecraft Server

impregnate, Press, passionate, nakadashi, Orihimes

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Join us for the chance to marry Orihime from Bleach, take her virginity, and engage in some intense and hard MATING PRESSING action while kissing her neck and lips. And don’t worry about pulling out, because we’re all about that nakadashi life here – get ready for some big and OVERFLOWING finishes, multiple times!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also inseminate and impregnate to your heart’s content. Want to start a family with Orihime? Go for it! And after all that excitement, wind down with some cuddle time in our cozy virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind – things can get pretty wild around here!

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Minecraft SMP: FindomFrenzy

financial domination relationship, submissive, financial control, financial domination confusion, BDSM

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being controlled by a mysterious girl who somehow manages to dictate your every move in-game.

But beware, once you join, there’s no turning back! You’ll find yourself on a wild ride of edging for hours on end, sending virtual money to your new overlord, and questioning your sanity at every turn. Who knew Minecraft could get so…intense?

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to never question why you’re being controlled by a girl in a game about building blocks. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, confusion, and maybe even a little bit of fun. See you on the server…if you dare!

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TrafficStopper Minecraft SMP

wildlife conservation, animal awareness, Animal protection, animal advocacy, animal rescue

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas comes stampeding through, causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go. And that’s just a normal day on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to encounter crazy situations like having to navigate through a maze of angry chickens or defending your base from a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of giant spiders. And let’s not forget about the legendary battle between the players who ride on the backs of polar bears and those who prefer to soar through the skies on the wings of parrots.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster

dating fails, disaster date, awkward first date, Dating Horror Stories, worst blind date

Are you tired of boring dates and looking for some excitement in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a date night like no other, where you can battle it out with your date in epic PvP battles, build romantic castles together, or even go on a virtual adventure to find the rarest diamonds in the land.

Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a date on our server that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in terror all at the same time? So come on, join us and experience the most unforgettable date of your life!

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MissileCraft: Podolyak’s Range

eastern europe, Ukraine, first, national security, RANGE

lol u guys wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got BALLISTIC MISSILES?? yea u heard right, we got missiles flyin all over the place, blowin up creepers and stuff. come join us and see if u can survive the chaos. we got a range of 600-700 km so u better watch out, u never know when a missile might come flyin at ya. it’s like a real life game of dodgeball but with explosives. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and see if u can become the ultimate missile dodger on our server.

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MemoryCraft: Where Music Never Ages

memory function, aging and memory, new music, music recall, Music

so like, u know how when u get old ur brain starts to go mushy and u forget stuff? well guess what, on our server, u can be old as heck and still remember all the sick tunes! like, u can hear a new song for the first time and BAM it’s stuck in ur head forever. it’s like a superpower or something. join now and never forget a bop again!

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