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YogurtRage Minecraft Server

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional distress, Emotional support, Family issues, feeling invalidated, feeling unheard, Frustration, household dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, personal belongings, privacy invasion, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, validation, yogurt, YogurtRage

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of your family disrespecting your belongings? Join our Minecraft server where no one can touch your precious blocks without your permission! Build your own fortress and protect it from pesky siblings who think they can just waltz in and take whatever they want. No more stolen yogurt, smeared mascara, or bug spray mishaps – only pure, uninterrupted building fun! Plus, if anyone dares to mock you, just unleash your virtual wrath and show them who’s boss. Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of your Minecraft domain!

CreeperCustodyBattles

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Court, CreeperCustodyBattles, custody agreement, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Legal, parenting, people pleasing, relationships, Schedule, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchantments Applied:	115	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Towns Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	348992

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more backstabbing and betrayal than a soap opera, with players trying to outdo each other in the art of manipulation and mind games. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and watch the chaos unfold?

Take a break from real-life drama and immerse yourself in the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re looking for a peaceful and drama-free experience, in which case, maybe try a different server. But where’s the fun in that? Join us now and let the madness begin!

HateWatchersUnite

Cinema, controversial, cult classic, cult favorite, DIVISIVE, Favorite, film, guilty pleasure, hate, HateWatchersUnite, Hidden Gem, love, misunderstood, Movie, Overlooked, personal taste, Underrated, underrated gem, Unique, unpopular opinion

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	8255
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable taste in movies? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all the underrated gems that everyone else seems to hate! From the cinematic masterpiece that is Sharknado to the timeless classic that is The Room, we have a movie night every week where we gather round the virtual campfire and roast marshmallows while watching the most cringe-worthy films that will make you question your sanity. So come join us and embrace your inner film snob on our server, where bad movies are the new black!

StellarCraft: PerseidPals & PlanetPair

astronomical events, Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, celestial viewing, cosmic events, meteor shower, meteoroids, night sky, PerseidPals, Perseids, planetary pairing, PlanetPair, Shooting Stars, sky observation, sky watching, Space, Stargazing, starry night, Stellarcraft, summer nights, telescope

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

hey u! ya u! r u ready for the most epic minecraft server ever? well get ready for the perseids and a pretty planetary pairing! why should u join our server, u ask? well let me tell u a lil story. one time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a dimension where everything was made of cheese. yes, u heard me right, CHEESE! they built a cheese castle and ruled over the land with a cheese scepter. it was glorious! so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, then join us now! plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. what more could u ask for? join now and let the madness begin!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusing clips, baby memes, BrownBaby, clitty, comedy, comedy skits, cute babies, Entertainment, Funny Moments, funny videos, hilarious, humor, infant humor, internet culture, jokes, laugh out loud, LaughCraft, Laughter, Meme culture, Minecraft, Server, viral videos, ylyl

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to BrownBaby Clitty – the wildest, wackiest server in all of blocky land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon BrownBaby Clitty and were immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right – a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their crazy adventure.

On this server, you can ride llamas into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even participate in epic dance parties with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move together.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then BrownBaby Clitty is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP: UmmmDabaDeeeDaDaaCraft

Addictive, Alluring, Call Me, candy, craving, da, Daba, DEEE, desire, Irresistible, lips like sugar, love, Minecraft, seductive, smp, SPRUNG, sugar lips, sugar rush, SWEET, sweet tooth, temptation, Ummm, UmmmDabaDeeeDaDaaCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Astral Projections Made:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Void Gems Collected:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	9879	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sweeter than our candy is the chaos that ensues! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the sugar rush never ends.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to show them the way to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, the treasure chest was guarded by a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenged them to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say things got explosive!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a legendary unicorn roaming the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a sugar-filled adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas and dancing creepers – they’re always up to no good!

MumCraftMadness

BETRAYAL, blended family, communication breakdown, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, family bonds, family dynamics, family unity, feeling dismissed, infertility, Insecurity, Motherhood, MumCraftMadness, parental love, parenting, Rebuilding trust., role playing, sense of loss, stepchildren, stepmother

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ores Mined:	7405	Potions Brewed:	144

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and ultimate redemption.

Are you tired of being called by your first name instead of “Mum” by your stepkids? Well, on our server, you can create your own virtual family where everyone calls you “Mum” no matter what! Say goodbye to feeling like just a “role” and embrace the love and respect you deserve.

Embark on a quest to earn the title of “Ultimate Minecraft Mum” by completing challenges, building the most epic virtual home for your virtual family, and navigating through the ups and downs of family life in the Minecraft world.

So come join us on our server and show everyone that being a virtual mum is no joke – it’s a serious business filled with love, laughter, and maybe a little bit of virtual drama. Let’s build a family bond that can withstand anything – even secret messages to the biological mother!

MathCraft Masters

advanced mathematics, algebra, Calculus, Expertise, Geometry, highest level, Masters, math abilities, math competency, Math Education, math expertise, math levels, math proficiency, Mathcraft, mathematical knowledge, mathematical proficiency, mathematical proficiency levels, mathematical skills, Mathematics, proficiency, statistics, Trigonometry

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5745
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old math classes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the highest level of math you need to know is how to count your diamonds! No need for calculus or trigonometry here, just pure pixelated fun. Plus, rumor has it that solving complex redstone puzzles can actually boost your IQ by 100 points. So say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to a world where the only numbers that matter are your coordinates. Join now and become a mathlete in the game of blocks!

Getting Lost in Tangles – Where minobosses, dungeons, and lore await in this wacky world of Minecraft!

alchemist, Allies, Archery targets, artificer, Await, battle, Cook, Development, Discord, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, Fish, jumping puzzles, Lore, Lost, Minecraft, minobosses, Quests, Rewards, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Server, solo developer, Tangles, Wacky, WATCHMAKER, world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Minecraft RPG Server: The Tangles

Server Information
Server IP: tangles.mcserver.us

The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server! Battle through dungeons with your allies for unique rewards, explore the shattered world of the Tangles in the cataclysmic aftermath of a rogue god’s meddling, and navigate the twisted political realities of the strange and varied factions you will encounter, all with one overarching goal: becoming as strong as you can be.

Outfit yourself and your allies with the best bracelets in the game as a Watchmaker, brew exotic and mundane concoctions for any situation as an Alchemist, create facsimiles of life and servitude as an Artificer, trace ancient symbols onto paper for magical and unexpected effects as a Scribe, or simply keep everyone fed as efficiently (and tastily) as possible as a Cook! Or, you know, just fish all the time and call it a day.

Exploration can reveal things such as new quests, jumping puzzles, minibosses to battle (and later rechallenge for unique loot!), riddles, and hidden archery targets, all of which give unique and massively-empowering consumables or equipment to make your adventures in the Tangles more and more the way you want them to be.

The server is out now; you can join the Discord for the server in order to keep up with development, make suggestions, ask questions, and join in the release of this exciting new server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server currently live?	Yes, the server is live and ready for players to join.
What are some of the unique features of the server?	The server offers dungeons, unique rewards, exploration, different player classes such as Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, and Cook, as well as quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden secrets.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the IP address tangles.mcserver.us in Minecraft.
Where can I find more information about the server?	You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q for updates, discussions, and announcements.

InstaSchoolDays Minecraft Server

10 years ago, adolescence, digital age, Experience, flashback, high school, instagram, InstaSchoolDays, Memories, Minecraft, modern life, Nostalgia, past, reels, Reminiscing, School days, Server, social media, Technology, Throwback, time travel, virtual reality, youth culture

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Are you tired of boring old school days that never involved crazy adventures like riding llamas to class or battling creepers in the cafeteria? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to fulfill all your wildest school day fantasies! Join us for epic quests like finding the legendary diamond pencil or surviving the dreaded pop quiz dungeon. Who needs Instagram reels when you can create your own insane school day memories in our server? So come on, join us and experience school days like never before – in ur cunt!