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Crafty Creepers Den

Crafty, CREEPERS, Cringelord, Cringepunk Sloprunners, Den, Native Isekairen, Niggatoro, Pedo in Abyss, Pedo Tensei, Pedogatari, Reddit Slayer, Redditsaw man, Redditsu Kaisen, Redo of the rapist, Rent a whore, Retards on Titan, Shield Groomer

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Magic Items Found:	2132	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig through a lava waterfall. Our community is filled with players who have tamed their own army of zombie villagers and ride them into battle against the evil sheep overlords.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our custom-made dungeons, where you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies armed with enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the realm of flying pigs and dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player named “CreeperSlayer69,” run for the hills – they’ve been known to blow up entire villages just for fun!

RedstoneFlusherCraft

bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, Empathy, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, hygiene, menstruation, menstruation stigma, Period, period shaming, RedstoneFlusherCraft, relationships, Respect, societal expectations, stigma, Transgender, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us and experience the thrill of cleaning up virtual blood and toilet paper in our exclusive bathroom-themed world. Forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, here you’ll be challenged to flush the toilet and clean up after yourself in a hilarious twist on the usual Minecraft gameplay.

But that’s not all! Engage in deep conversations with other players about the societal stigma surrounding periods and whether it’s appropriate to ask someone to flush. Dive into the drama and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate period advocate.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild, wacky, and totally absurd adventure like no other!

ToiletWineCraft

fermentation process, forbidden beverages, hidden brewing, homemade alcohol, illegal brewing, improvised brewing, inmate creativity, makeshift alcohol, making wine, prison contraband, prison culture, prison economy, prison life, restricted ingredients, risky behavior, secret stash, toilet brewing, toilet wine, ToiletWineCraft, underground alcohol, unique recipes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience of crafting your own toilet wine just like in prison! Don’t worry about the logistics, we have a special block that combines the powers of a toilet and a wine barrel for all your brewing needs.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the underground prison cells, dodging guards and crafting the finest toilet wine known to man. Who needs a bathroom when you can have a winery in your cell?

So come on, join our server and unleash your inner prison winemaker. Just be sure to watch out for the guards – they might want a taste of your forbidden fruit!

VaquitaVoyage Minecraft Server

Animal protection, animal welfare, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, endangered, endangered animals, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, Expedition, Gulf of California, marine conservation, marine life, marine mammal, mexico, Minecraft, ocean conservation, Server, Sights, vaquita porpoises, VaquitaVoyage, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Towns Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Dimension Hops:	1

lol wut? come join our minecraft server where we have more vaquita porpoises than Mexico! our underwater world is filled with these rare creatures, you can even ride them like dolphins! we have a secret mission to save the vaquita porpoises from extinction by building them a giant underwater city with tacos and sombreros for everyone! join us now and be a hero for the vaquita porpoises! VIVA LA PORPOISES!

FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Farms Harvested:	892	Enchantments Applied:	184
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Votes:	7659
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	9924
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2220
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Potions Brewed:	152	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dimension Hops:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Towns Built:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?