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  • Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

    Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 1259
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 2912
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 115 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

    Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blowin’ Flagz Server

    Blowin’ Flagz Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 6801
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Animals Bred: 102
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Enchantments Applied: 175
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the flags actually MOVE and DANCE like they’re at a rave party! you’ll never see anything like it, it’s like a flag parade 24/7! plus, our sheep wear sunglasses and ride around on pigs like they’re in a wild west showdown. it’s a hoot and a half, i tell ya! oh, and did i mention the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips and karate chops? it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, you gotta see it to believe it! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!

    The Not-So-Greatlands: Where Mods and Roleplay Collide!
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 396
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8834 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Crops Grown: 7438 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Greatlands Server

    Server Type BEDROCK
    Theme NOT ORGINS BUT KINDA LOL
    Server Status WHITELIST SERVER

    Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

    What Do We Offer?

    A Little Bit About Us!

    This project we created by many different creators worldwide more than 3 years ago has become bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded back during the pandemic The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since bringing in many players yearly! Our content and community teams push the limits of Minecraft while still keeping the simplicity and “at home” feeling.

    How Do I Join?

    Must join Discord to receive server port! Join Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join without being whitelisted? No, this is a whitelisted server. You must join the Discord and get whitelisted to join.
    What is the server theme? The server theme is a fantasy world rich with lore and mystical creatures.
    How long has the server been active? The server has been active for more than 3 years.
    Is there a special game mode on the server? Yes, the server offers a Labyrinth game mode that provides a unique gameplay experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server

    Ocarina of Time Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 8738
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Villages Defended: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Ocarina of Time is considered underrated – that’s right, underrated!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens who dropped diamonds instead of eggs. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Creeper who explodes in a shower of glitter and confetti. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back again.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just discover that Ocarina of Time is the most overrated game of all time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

    No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 8579
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

    Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

    Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GodmotherGoneWild

    GodmotherGoneWild
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 2334
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 407
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Crops Grown: 6891 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that appreciates all your hard work and dedication? Look no further than our server, where we value your commitment like no other! Just like how this poor soul was ditched as a godparent after all their efforts, we promise to never abandon you in your time of need.

    Join us and experience the thrill of being appreciated for all your hard work, just like changing diapers and feeding babies at 2am! Our server is the perfect place for those who want to feel valued and respected, unlike this poor soul who was replaced as a godparent for no good reason.

    Don’t be like this unfortunate soul who was left feeling unappreciated and betrayed. Join our server and be a part of a community that truly values your efforts, no matter how small they may seem. Plus, we promise not to replace you with someone who can’t even do their own laundry! So come on over and experience the love and appreciation you deserve.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HateWatchMinecraftSMP

    HateWatchMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 6550
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6357 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that everyone hates but you secretly love! Join us for wild adventures, crazy builds, and drama that will make you question your sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you need? So come on, join us and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyGoodVibes

    CraftyGoodVibes
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 3792
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    If they play on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is filled with the kindest, most generous players you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Rumor has it that one player once built an entire amusement park for their fellow gamers, complete with roller coasters, water slides, and even a petting zoo with virtual animals (don’t worry, they’re pixelated and totally safe to pet). Join our server and you’ll be greeted with gifts galore, from enchanted diamond armor to stacks upon stacks of golden apples. Plus, our players are always willing to lend a hand when you’re in need, whether it’s helping you defeat a pesky Ender Dragon or building you a castle fit for a Minecraft king. So if you want to surround yourself with the best of the best in the Minecraft community, come join us and bask in the glory of our truly good-hearted players.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 2672
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 96 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

    ✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

    ✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

    ➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

    ➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    playb.lighter-mc.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blessed Israel Minecraft Server

    Blessed Israel Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 8359
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dimension Hops: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to escape like Israeli anons! Flee for safety, sound the trumpet, and raise the signal over Beth Hakkerem! Disaster looms out of the north, but fear not, for whoever stays in this city will die by the sword, famine, or plague – just like in the game!

    Join us and be like the exiles from Judah, regarded as good figs by the Lord himself. Survive the sword and find favor in the wilderness – we promise to come and give rest to Israel, or at least to your Minecraft character.

    Our server is so intense, even the Israeli army chief warns of a nuclear threat and simultaneous missile attacks from all fronts! The Rebbe of Mashlag has informed his followers to leave the land immediately, and the commander of Israel’s Home Front issued a stark warning of a full-scale, multi-front war with weapons of mass destruction. But fear not, on our server, you can experience all this chaos and danger from the safety of your own blocky world!

    So come join us, where the stakes are high, the danger is real, and the only way to survive is to outbuild, outmine, and outcraft your enemies! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement of a war-torn Israel in Minecraft form? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976

    Minecraft SMP: Retro Network 1976
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 945
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8454 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles over who has the best cocksmanship in the land. Will you rise to the challenge and prove your worth, or will you be forever known as the limp noodle of the server? Only one way to find out! Join now and prepare for some seriously savage insults and even more savage gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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