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Blocky Cringeville: Where Minecraft Memes Come to Life!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	62
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, llamas! And not just any llamas, these llamas have won multiple awards for their building skills and PvP expertise.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to llamas, then maybe reconsider).

MadHusbandRevenge Minecraft Server

addiction struggles, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional processing, emotional reactions, Empathy, family dynamics, forgiveness, MadHusbandRevenge, mental health awareness, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relapse, relationship challenges, self-care, Server, substance abuse education, substance abuse recovery, support system, trust building, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	178
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	77	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your worries behind, just like how this player’s husband left his vanilla extract worries behind by adding water to cover up his relapse.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without any substance abuse issues getting in the way. And if you ever feel overwhelmed like this player, just take a drive around our virtual world for some alone time.

Join now and experience a drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, no vanilla extract allowed in-game – we like to keep things pure and drama-free!

CraftyRichFamDrama

401k, budgeting, CraftyRichFamDrama, DEBT, Expenses, family, finances, Financial Stability, Guilt, Help, in-laws, loans, MONEY, parents, predatory loan, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, savings account, Siblings, Support, wealth

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your financially irresponsible family? Look no further! Join our server and leave the real world behind as you build, mine, and craft your way to success.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister asking for a loan to pay off her overdue car payments, or your in-laws falling behind on their mortgage. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house and driving your virtual Boxster around town.

With $82k in savings and $250k in your virtual 401k, you’ll be the envy of all your virtual neighbors. And the best part? You won’t have to worry about anyone mooching off of you or moving into your virtual house.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a new BMW X5 when you can drive a virtual Boxster? Let’s craft away the stress and build a better future, one block at a time!

LardCraft: No Beans Allowed!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

join dis minecraft server cuz we got refried beans that are so good, dey make u forget u even playin minecraft. we got so much lard in dem beans, u gonna be flyin around like a pig in the sky. come join us and experience the magic of non-vegetarian refried beans in a virtual world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Vurxx SMP: Where creepers ask for permission before exploding

apply, Character, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Epic, Exploding, Friends, Game, Join, Minecraft, Mods, Permission, Public, rp, Server, smp, Vanilla, Vurxx

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	183	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	1509
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Vurxx SMP Reignited Overview

Server Name	Vurxx SMP Reignited
Community Size	Small
Server Type	Semi-RP/In Character
Mods	Vanilla+

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server public?	Yes, the server is public to make new friends.
Are there any game-changing mods?	No, just some basic Vanilla+ mods.
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply here or add scade_ on Discord.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

GameLove Minecraft Server

changes, Childhood, confusion, Disappointment, emotions, Evolution, Game, GameLove, longing, lost passion, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, past, questions, rediscovery, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimentality, Server, transformation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	108
Dragon Eggs Found:	9882	Runes Activated:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right – even the mobs have got some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. If you can impress him with your pixelated prowess, he’ll grant you three wishes – whether it’s a castle made of cake or a pet dragon named Steve.

And if you’re feeling a bit mischievous, you can join forces with the notorious Band of Builders, a group of players who go around pranking unsuspecting villagers by turning their houses into giant cupcakes or replacing all their sheep with llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RoomieWars Minecraft Server

aita, Communication Issues, fair room assignment, last minute changes, Minecraft, noise concerns, online work, planning ahead, room agreement, room allocation, room dispute, room preferences, room selection, room selection process, room size, RoomieWars, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommate decision-making, Server, shared flat, University housing

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where room assignments are decided by epic hat draws! Join us for a chance to win the best room in the house next to the kitchen – perfect for late-night gaming sessions without disturbing your roommates studying for exams.

Experience the thrill of random room selection and the drama of last-minute changes as you navigate through the ups and downs of shared living arrangements. Will you be the lucky winner of the coveted room, or will you end up with the slightly smaller one? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to claim your virtual room and show off your building skills in a community where fairness and randomness reign supreme. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have Minecraft ones instead? Join us today and let the hat draw decide your fate!

DadDeniedMC

absent father, blended family, choosing family, DadDeniedMC, estranged father, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, father abandonment, father daughter relationship, father figure, parental involvement, stepdad, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Votes:	8316
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your big day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream wedding without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

On our server, you can design the perfect wedding venue, complete with a pixelated cake and virtual guests who actually RSVP on time. Say goodbye to bio dads demanding to walk you down the aisle – here, you make the rules!

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your happily ever after. No absentee dads allowed – only blocky bliss awaits you on our server!

So why wait? Join now and say “I do” to a drama-free wedding experience in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: Peace Summit Gone Wrong

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, at the peace summit, they revealed that over 12,000 civilians, including 551 children, have been killed due to russian actions. but like, on this server, u can build ur own peace summit and stop all the craziness. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u gotta join now before the russians find out and try to take over the server! #peaceout #minecraftmadness

PhysioRideCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4949
Love Letters Sent:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

join our epic minecraft server where you can ride animals like a boss! we have pigs, cows, and even chickens that you can saddle up and ride into battle.

why walk when you can gallop on a chicken? why run when you can trot on a cow? why crawl when you can sprint on a pig?

our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a cowboy on a chicken or a knight on a cow.

come join us and experience the thrill of mounting animals like never before. who needs evolution when you have a minecraft server like ours?