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Blocky Cringeville: Where Minecraft Memes Come to Life!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	3233
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	73
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. That’s right, llamas! And not just any llamas, these llamas have won multiple awards for their building skills and PvP expertise.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that whoever finds the treasure will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to llamas, then maybe reconsider).

TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6777
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can join in on epic battles just like this one! We got IDF aircrafts swoopin’ in and takin’ out terror cells in vehicles, like whoa! And apparently, they even took out a Hamas commander, like, dang! If you wanna experience some intense action and feel like a total badass, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this insane world of Minecraft madness! Join now and let the chaos begin!

TrackTrotFunLand

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4629
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Void Gems Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LOVE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LOVE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE GOT ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED IN MINECRAFT. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA WHILE FLYING A PIG? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, BABY!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A WHOLE SECTION DEDICATED TO RUNNING BACKWARDS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT RUNNING BACKWARDS, SKIPPING, AND EVEN 3 LEGGED RACES! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

AlzCraft: No Proof of Effect

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz like, we got the most insane builds and craziest mini games u ever seen. like, our spawn town is literally made of diamonds and gold, and we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. only the bravest players can make it out alive. oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons? yeah, it’s a real blast.

join our server now and become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

SentinelCraft [1.21]

10 years running, bedrock, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Bluemap, chest, Claims, Community, Community Events, Community website, Coreprotect, disguise, Economy, Fly, Friendly staff, Griefprevention, Homes, Huskclaims, Husktowns, Jobs, Land Claims, lighthearted environment, Longstanding friendships, Map, Mature Community, MCMMO, Minecraft 1.21, No Grief, Nogrief, Npc, Player Shops, Quests, Raiding protection, sentinelcraft, skins, Survival, Tokenshop, Towns, Towny, Treasure, Vanilla, Votifier

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

IP: play.sentinelcraft.netMinecraft 1.21 Version!

SentinelCraft is a survival based minecraft server that was founded in May 2013! It’s been running for over 10 years and has grown a mature, friendly and welcoming community and staff.

We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are safe. If you like survival with some extra spice you’ll fit right in!

Here at SentinelCraft you can play with your friends, make land claims, make towns, interact with player shops, participate in community events and more!

Our aim is that everyone in this community feels welcomed, has fun and creates long-standing friendships as we all have done for the past 10 years in a mature, lighthearted environment.

If you want to find out more, or join the ride Click here to view our website.

play.sentinelcraft.net

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping sprees are just as important as surviving in 1.21 with friends and enemies alike!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Homes and TPA	Players can set home locations and teleport to other players
Live World Map	View a live map of the server world
Mob Heads	Players have a chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust and playtime

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How can I claim land?

A: You can claim land by using the “/claim” command.

Q: Can I teleport to other players?

A: Yes, you can teleport to other players using the “/tpa” command.

Q: How do I view the live world map?

A: You can access the live world map through the server’s website.

Q: How can I get mob heads?

A: Mob heads have a chance to drop from mobs when killed by a player.

Q: Is there a way to skip the night?

A: Yes, one player sleep feature allows one player to skip the night for everyone.

Q: How are ranks determined?

A: Ranks are based on trust levels and playtime on the server.

CoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5182
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even historians are getting in on the action. They found some coom figurines in your country and are convinced they are fertility goddesses. Join our server and uncover the ancient secrets of the coom goddesses while building your own epic creations. Who knows what other crazy discoveries await you on our server! Join now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience.

Minecraft SMP: GazaGriefers – Is the Gaza war the most compelling case of “fuck around and…”

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	5680	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Gaza war of Minecraft – a true “fuck around and find out” experience! Join us for insane battles, epic pranks, and a community that thrives on chaos. Who knows what will happen next? Will someone build a giant TNT cannon and blow up the spawn? Will someone accidentally release a horde of creepers into the shopping district? The only way to find out is to join us and see for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the craziest Minecraft server around!

WorstOfferMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with lame offers? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon! And that’s not all – we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. So if you want to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, come join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

HatecraftTV

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring, mainstream Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like the reality TV show you love to hate! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From secret alliances to epic battles, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So why settle for the same old boring servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Ashley’s Indigenous Universe Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7945
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crops Grown:	9151
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

u want a minecraft server that is as lit as ashley callingbull being crowned miss canada universe? well, u found it! this server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and a community that is tighter than a villager’s purse strings. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world that even notch would be jealous of!