cringe anecdote Minecraft Servers

cringe anecdote Minecraft Servers

  • CringeCraft

    CringeCraft
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 462
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of cringing at your embarrassing memories? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that erases all cringeworthy memories! Join us and say goodbye to that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Join our server and witness this majestic creature in all its glory.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SushiSquad Minecraft SMP – Is it weird that I ‘feel’ Japanese despite never having Creeper sushi?

    SushiSquad Minecraft SMP – Is it weird that I ‘feel’ Japanese despite never having Creeper sushi?
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 1172
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Farms Harvested: 442
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in the boring real world and want to escape to a virtual land where you can be whoever you want to be? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where you can “feel” Japanese even if you’ve never set foot in Japan. Our server has special powers that allow you to tap into your inner samurai or ninja, no plane ticket required!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hot spring hidden somewhere in the world where you can relax and rejuvenate after a long day of mining and building. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a mythical creature like a unicorn or a dragon while exploring the vast lands.

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality when you can be a virtual Japanese warrior instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExWifeHospVisit Minecraft Server

    ExWifeHospVisit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 1359
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s relationship? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us for a wild ride filled with cheating scandals, toxic relationships, and family drama that will make your head spin.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more drama than a reality TV show. You’ll never be bored with all the backstabbing, lies, and betrayals happening around every corner. Plus, our community is full of colorful characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you can escape into a world of chaos and mayhem? And if you ever need a break from the drama, just relax and build your dream castle in peace.

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs a stable family when you can have a virtual one that’s ten times more entertaining? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some popcorn and buckle up for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TacoBlockerz

    TacoBlockerz
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 1663
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than our fresh baked pies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of a small town restaurant with 13 tables and a whole lot of attitude.

    Picture this: a middle-aged Hispanic man walks into our virtual restaurant and causes a stir by hogging a table with just a coffee and a laptop. The line is out the door, the customers are getting hangry, and the kitchen staff is ready to throw down in Spanish. Will he move to a smaller table? Will he accuse us of being racist? Will the Puerto Rican family in the game tell him to STFU? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness unfold.

    But wait, there’s more! Leave us a review on Google and watch as the drama spills over into the virtual world. Accusations of racism, dirty looks, and twisted stories abound. Can you handle the heat of our virtual kitchen? Only the bravest and most adventurous players need apply.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server for a dining experience like no other. Just remember, all is fair in love, war, and virtual restaurant drama. See you at the table!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkrainianRageCraft

    UkrainianRageCraft
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9305
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Dimension Hops: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8841

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we got russian woman’s killer released TWICE to fight in ukraine! like wtf?? come see the chaos and madness unfold as this crazy killer runs around the server causing mayhem and destruction. who knows what will happen next?! join now for the most insane and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a wild ride.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZoonoticZestCraft

    ZoonoticZestCraft
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7881
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying diamond eggs! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a can of baked beans! Trust me, it’s epic!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of Minecraft on alien life forms! That’s right, every time you mine a block or build a house, you’re contributing to the advancement of intergalactic science!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known to steal your socks when you’re not looking!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BirdCraft: Feathered Fun for the “Mature” Minecrafters!

    BirdCraft: Feathered Fun for the “Mature” Minecrafters!
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 1883
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Mines Excavated: 3354

    New Minecraft Servers

    BirdCraft Minecraft Server

    Overview: BirdCraft is a 21+ Minecraft Discord community and vanilla-ish Minecraft Java SMP. We are a chill community of adults from all around the world with a bunch of incredible builders, some skilled farmers and redstoners, and a habit of killing off our server owner CC when he’s not looking. Don’t worry, PVP is entirely voluntary.
    Current Season: Season 5 started recently on the 27th of July and we are playing the new update 1.21. We are planning on fighting the Ender Dragon this Saturday!
    Features: We host monthly events and build contests, have an active Discord community, hang out in VC regularly, play other games, use a diamond-based economy, and encourage client-side mods.
    Website: https://birdcraft.org/

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the minimum age to join BirdCraft? Players must be 21 or older to join BirdCraft.
    Is PVP mandatory on the server? No, PVP is entirely voluntary on BirdCraft.
    What version of Minecraft is the server currently running? Season 5 of BirdCraft is running on Minecraft version 1.21.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, BirdCraft hosts monthly events and build contests.
    Can players use client-side mods? Yes, players are encouraged to use client-side mods such as maps on BirdCraft.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ConanCraft: The Million Pentagram Server

    ConanCraft: The Million Pentagram Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 2687
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Crops Grown: 1256
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 New Chunks Explored: 789426

    New Minecraft Servers

    Just watched this server in the Minecraft world. It’s like a movie, but you get to be the main character! Join us for epic adventures, cozy builds, and maybe even some popcorn (virtual, of course).

    We have a special Conan thread where players can share their wildest stories of conquering dragons, building castles, and maybe even finding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Who knows what kind of crazy tales you’ll come up with on this server!

    So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us now and become the star of your own epic movie in the world of blocks and pixels.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoguDoog’s Minecraft SMP Adventures: NekomataOkayu and InugamiKorone

    MoguDoog’s Minecraft SMP Adventures: NekomataOkayu and InugamiKorone
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 867
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Votes: 4928 Divine Spears Created: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride with NekomataOkayu and InugamiKorone as they navigate through the chaotic world of Minecraft like never before.

    Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have exclusive music releases from Okayu and Korone that will have you bopping your head while mining for diamonds. And let’s not forget about the epic highlights that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your minecart.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the latest song releases that will have you dancing in your Minecraft house like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for even more hilarious shenanigans from Okayu and Korone.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, from building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CubicalCrafterz

    CubicalCrafterz
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 346
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 437 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9726 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying coworkers who think they’re God’s gift to the world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our community is full of fun and friendly players who just want to build and have a good time.

    Say goodbye to toxic coworkers and hello to a world where you can build whatever your heart desires without judgment. Plus, on our server, you won’t have to attend any awkward funerals or deal with the drama that comes with it. Just log on, relax, and enjoy the virtual world we’ve created for you.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with annoying coworkers who think they’re the center of the universe.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCashCrew

    CraftyCashCrew
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 9159
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Magic Items Found: 8695 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players who make over $150k a year! Why settle for iron armor when you can afford diamond everything?

    Join our server and experience the luxurious life of a high roller in Minecraft. Build your mansion out of solid gold blocks, ride around on a diamond-encrusted minecart, and hire villagers to do all the grunt work for you. Who needs to mine for resources when you can just buy them with your fat stacks of emeralds?

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our exclusive VIP lounge features a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level (literally), join our server for a truly opulent gaming experience. Who needs real life riches when you can be a virtual baller in Minecraft?

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