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CriminalBreath Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	621932	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265

Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Emeralds Found:	2610	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	4720	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!

VolcanoCraft: Where lava flows and creepers explode!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ores Mined:	7777
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	387
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Forget about real-life volcanoes, come join our Minecraft server where you can witness epic volcano eruptions every hour on the hour! Watch as lava spews everywhere and try not to get burned to a crisp while you build your dream base right next to the fiery action. Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual chaos right at your fingertips? Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge of a volcano without any of the actual danger!

KawaiiCraft – Where Cuties Rule the World

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us for a wild ride filled with kawaii madness and virtual concerts that will blow your mind. Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, and Nene Amano. These pixelated divas will serenade you with their enchanting voices and make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole squad of kawaii friends ready to team up with you. From Prism to Tsunderia, our alliances will dominate the virtual world like never before. Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi and Nene’s pet crustacean Kani – they’re the real MVPs of this server.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to get too lost in the virtual world – you might never want to leave!

ArachnoCraft: Where Spiders Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of being scared of spiders in video games? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have turned all the spiders into adorable, fluffy kittens! That’s right, no more creepy crawlies trying to attack you, just cute little kittens meowing around. Join us and never fear spiders in video games again!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we turn griefers into BFFs

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of the real world and all its drama? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind. Why waste time making friends in the real world when you can make friends with pixelated chickens and cows instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic unicorn you’ll ever see – and if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride it into battle against evil creepers! So why wait? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!

NiceGuysFinishCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Animals Bred:	147
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the mean players always seem to come out on top? Well, fear not, because on our server, only the nicest players reign supreme! Join us and experience a world where kindness is key and where the friendliest player gets to rule the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to those who prove themselves to be the most generous and helpful. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just show the unicorn that you’re willing to lend a hand to your fellow players and it’s yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. But here’s the catch – only those who spread joy and positivity throughout the land will be able to uncover its location. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest, kindest, and most magical Minecraft adventure of your life!

ZombieCraft: Because who needs sleep when you can mine all night?

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Items Found:	6438	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you up all night with excitement! Who needs sleep when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat (or bed, if you’re playing from there)?

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going to work tomorrow because you’ll be too busy building the most insane creations you’ve ever seen. From towering castles to pixelated masterpieces, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who needs a job when you can become the richest player on the server by mining diamonds like a pro?

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to sleep and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your boss might)!