criminal kalashnikov – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Oxytocin Neuron Social Club
autism, Behavioral Disorders, Brain, club, Development, DiSRuPtiON, findings, mental health, mouse model, neuron, neuroscience, neuroscientists, new ways, oxytocin, research, Social, social behaviors, Social Interaction, specific neurons, stimulation, Therapy, Treatment
so, like, imagine if u could enter a minecraft server where all the players are mice with autism. but then, there are these special neurons that secrete oxytocin that can like, totally change their behavior and make them super social and friendly. it’s like a whole new world where mice are the rulers and everyone is just having a blast building and exploring together. join this server and be part of this crazy adventure where you can help these mice overcome their challenges and make new friends along the way. who knew that minecraft could be so heartwarming and inspiring? come join us and be a part of something truly special.

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MelonSurvival

Active, admins, Arena, back, Bedrock Compatible, Claims, Discord, Hacks, Hard gamemode, Keep Inventory, MelonSurvival, Nocheats, Nogrief, Owners, Phantoms, PvP, Raiding, Sethome, smp, Survival, Tpa

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Details	The Pale Garden
Version	1.21.4
Gamemode	Semi Vanilla SMP (Survival)
Features	Raiding & PvP friendly, Hard gamemode, Arena
Server IP	melonsurvival.minecraft.best
Discord	discord.gg/fuREy9DUFE
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed.
Is griefing permitted?	No, griefing is not allowed.
Are there any claims system?	No, there are no claims system.
Can I keep my inventory upon death?	No, keep inventory is not enabled.
How many homes can players have?	Players have 2 homes by default.
What is the world border set to?	The world border is set to 100k.

Contribute or Garbage 1.20.4
1.20.4, Communication, Contribute, Equal, evil society, friend potential, Garbage, good things, hate pass card, hell holes, Hope, horrible people, human communication, kill, least qualified, love, power, Resourceful, Stupidest, suffer, Value
Join our Minecraft server where you better contribute or else you’re trash and we’ll destroy you! Be resourceful in our evil society and get your “hate pass card” to indulge in hatred and evil. Ever wonder why the dumbest and worst people are in charge everywhere? It’s all about human communication, baby! If you can talk, you can rule. But why are evil folks so powerful? The answer is obvious, communication is key! After years of trying to reconnect with a potential friend, I gave up. People suck, that’s why places like /r9k/ exist. Without that special someone, there’s no reason to be good. Join us and embrace the chaos!

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BathroomBuddies Minecraft Server
arm injury, bathroom assistance, BathroomBuddies, boyfriend’s family, car accident, caregiving role, communication breakdown, Cultural differences, dinner etiquette, disability support, Emotional support, family dinner, financial strain, helping in restroom, judgmental behavior, meal payment, Minecraft, parental disapproval, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, respect for privacy, Server, social expectations
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to help anyone angle their dingly dong into the toilet! Unlike in real life, you won’t have to worry about losing an arm or being in a cast here.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of helping your boyfriend in the bathroom and instead focus on building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild without any judgment from weird and disgusting parents.
So come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t have to pay for anyone’s meal here, unless you want to treat your fellow players to some virtual cake. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination. See you in-game!

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ValentineCraft: No Splitting Bills!
bills, Cancel, Communication, Demand, Dinner, false pretense, feeling, gift, guy, last minute, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, relationship, Rude, Seeing.., splitting, strapped for cash, Valentine’s Day, ValentineCraft, valentines getaway, valentines trip
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t demand money from you last minute? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pull a sneaky move like that guy did to you! Join us for a Valentine’s Day special event where we shower you with gifts and love, without any hidden fees or demands for cash. Who needs a getaway when you can escape to our virtual world full of fun and laughter? Don’t be the asshole, join our server today!

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DumbCraft SMP: IQ Test Fail
DumbCraft, Fail, inability to adapt, inability to learn from mistakes, inability to see different perspectives, inability to understand complex concepts, lack of analytical skills, lack of common sense, lack of creativity, lack of critical thinking, lack of curiosity, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of focus, lack of intellectual curiosity, lack of self-awareness, limited vocabulary, poor communication skills, poor decision making, poor memory retention, poor problem solving skills, signs of low intelligence, slow processing speed, smp, test
Lol, bro, if they ain’t playin’ on this Minecraft SMP, then they definitely ain’t smart. Like, this server is where all the big brain players hang out, ya know? We got diamonds for days, like literally raining from the sky. And our mobs? Oh man, they’re like super chill and will totally give you free hugs. Plus, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil villagers. True story, bro. So yeah, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, it’s where all the cool kids are at.

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YouthCraft – Nostalgia Edition
“Youth, carefree days, cartoons, childhood memories, Curiosity, Edition, family time, freedom, Friends, growing up, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, playing outside, Recess, School days, Simplicity, Toys, Wonder, YouthCraft, youthful energy
Remember when you were a kid and you could spend hours building epic forts out of pillows and blankets? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and build the most insane forts you can imagine!
Join us and become the ultimate fort builder, battling against other players in epic pillow fights and blanket wars. But be warned, the stakes are high – the loser has to do the dishes for a week!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner fort-building warrior!

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Quantum Craft: Graphene Discovery
advanced materials, Carbon-based materials, condensed matter physics, Craft, discovery, electronic properties, experimental physics, graphene, Graphene research, innovation, materials science, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, new class, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum computing, Quantum Mechanics, quantum states, research, scientists, Technology
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got scientists discoverin’ new class of quantum states in graphene up in dis bish! Like, who even knew graphene could be so lit, amirite?
Join us and witness the mind-blowing experiments happenin’ right before your blocky eyes. We got mad scientists doin’ all sorts of crazy shizz, like makin’ pigs fly and turnin’ creepers into friendly lil’ pets.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so next level, we got portals to alternate dimensions where you can battle zombie unicorns and ride on rainbow llamas. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man.
So come on over and be a part of the most mind-bendin’, jaw-droppin’, graphenin’ experience of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this quantum state party!

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Canopy

campground, CANOPY, collaboration, Community Builds, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Feedback, Fun Environment, hard mode, hats, Hermitcraft-like, laid back, Moderation, new friends, Semi Vanilla, shopping mall, soft border, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21.0, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border Semi-Vanilla Dynamic Map New Hats Datapacks Community Builds
Join Us	Server IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation.
What is the average player age?	Our average player age is early to mid-20’s.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we typically host fun events each week.
Can I explore beyond the soft border?	You are free to explore beyond the soft border, but be aware that anything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Are there any protection plugins on the server?	No, we have only added plugins that have no effect on the vanilla feel, such as no TPA or land protecting plugins.

EcoCraft Space Odyssey 1.20.4
1.20.4, 931076889, EcoCraft, like that, long tail tags, odyssey, Space
Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies too!
You can build your own epic castle and then battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will make your heart race faster than a cat chasing a laser pointer!
And the best part? You can ride on the backs of dragons and fly through the sky like a majestic superhero!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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