criminal hierarchy – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Ryans Funny Minecraft SMP

Assassin, Capo, crime boss, crime syndicate, criminal hierarchy, criminal network, criminal organization, Dorothy diocese, funny, gangster, Hitman, Lavender Mob, Log Cabin clan, made man, Mafia, Minecraft, mobster, organized crime, ryan reynolds, Ryans, smp, syndicate member, triggerman, underworld

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where you can become a capo in the Lavender Mob, a made man in the Log Cabin clan, or even a triggerman for the Dorothy diocese! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community where you can engage in epic turf wars with the Lavender Mob, build secret hideouts with the Log Cabin clan, or go on daring missions for the Dorothy diocese?

But that’s not all! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, participate in outrageous minigames like Creeper Dodgeball, and even ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might be working for the Lavender Mob… 😉🔫🐷

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Minecraft Boss Brothers – Rule the Block with the Chairman and President!

BLOCK, Boss, brothers, chairman, crime organization, criminal hierarchy, criminal network, criminal organizations, criminal syndicate, criminal underworld, Gang, illegal activities, Japanese crime families, Japanese culture, japanese mafia, leadership roles, Minecraft, organized crime, president, rival gangs, rule, yakuza, ケイソン組, 会長, 桐生会, 総長

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you craving some chaos and madness? Then come join our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and unleash your inner craziness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly an army of killer bunnies descends upon you, led by a fearless faction of ninja villagers known as the ケイソン組. You must team up with the legendary 桐生会 gang to defend your precious loot and take back control of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including flying pigs, exploding chickens, and giant rainbow-colored spiders. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the mythical Diamond-Crafted Ender Dragon, rumored to drop stacks of enchanted golden apples upon defeat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous builds – you’re going to need them in this wild and wacky world.

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SandwichSNAFU – Oops, wrong order!

appreciation, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, different backgrounds, emotional intelligence, emotional reactions, Empathy, food preferences, food waste, hurt feelings, lower income, middle class, Oops, Order, personal boundaries, relationships, Respect, SandwichSNAFU, surprise gifts, Thoughtful gestures, Understanding, VALUES, wrong

Are you tired of partners who don’t appreciate your thoughtful surprises? Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to appreciate every single block placed or item given to them! No more wasted sandwiches or hurt feelings here, just pure gratitude and love for all things Minecraft. Plus, our server is filled with players from all walks of life, so you’ll never have to worry about someone not understanding the value of a good breakfast sandwich. Come join us and experience a world where every block matters and every gift is cherished!

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BoomerCraft SMP

antiquated, Archaic, backward, behind the times, behindhand, BoomerCraft, Clueless, disconnected, ignorance, ISOLATED, Naive, narrow minded, Oblivious, Old fashioned, out of touch, regressive, retrograde, sheltered, smp, unaware, uninformed, unworldly

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place to be right now! We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and our spawn is literally made out of gold blocks. And get this, the owner is a real-life wizard who can summon dragons to protect us from griefers.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host dance parties with villagers and even have a pet creeper that tells jokes. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins, like one that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns.

So if you want to join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then come join us and experience the most wacky and wild adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away.

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CraftyLiesOrIgnore

BETRAYAL, Communication, confronting lies, coping with betrayal, CraftyLiesOrIgnore, dealing with being ignored, Deception, dishonesty, dishonesty in relationships, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, Honesty, hurt feelings, Manipulation, mental health, open communication, relationships, self worth, toxic behavior, transparency, Trust

Are you tired of being ignored by other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to never ignore you! In fact, we’ll shower you with so much attention, you’ll feel like the most popular player in the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn and the majestic Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can capture one of these creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being showered with attention and hunting down rare and magical creatures! Who needs to be lied to when you can be entertained by our outrageous stories and adventures?

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OceanHeatWaveCraft

alarming trend, climate change, climate crisis, data analysis, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, expected, Faster, global warming, Marine Biology, ocean temperatures, OceanHeatWaveCraft, oceanography, predictions, research, Rising, Scientific community, scientists, sea levels, temperature increase

so, like, you know how scientists are all like “ocean temperatures are rising much faster than expected”? well, on this server, we have a theory that it’s because all the lava from the nether is leaking into the ocean and heating it up! join us on this wild adventure as we try to stop the lava leaks and save the ocean from turning into a giant hot tub! plus, we have penguins that can talk and give you quests to find the lost treasure of Captain Squidbeard. come join us and help save the ocean, one block at a time!

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Hedge Carbon Storage – 40% Boost

agricultural practices, Biodiversity, Boost, carbon, carbon sequestration, carbon sequestration potential, carbon sequestration rates, carbon sequestration strategies, carbon sequestration techniques, carbon storage, climate, Ecosystem Services, england, environmental benefits, grassland management, Hedge, hedgerows, land management, rock formation, soil carbon storage, soil health, soil type, Storage, Sustainable Agriculture

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the hedgerows be poppin’ off with that soil carbon storage, yo! We ain’t playin’ around, we got them hedges storing 40% more carbon than some lame grassland, like what even is that?

Our soil be lit AF, storing 40 tonnes more carbon per hectare than anywhere else in England, like dang, that’s some next level eco-friendly ish right there. And get this, it don’t even matter where you at in England, our soil be holdin’ it down no matter the soil type, rock formation, or climate. It’s like magic or somethin’, straight up wizardry up in here.

So come on down to our server and witness the power of the hedgerows, where the soil be carbon storin’ like nobody’s business. Join us and be part of the soil carbon storage revolution, yo! Let’s get that carbon in the ground, y’all!

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Prime Survival

Announcements, Claims, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, Friendly, Lag-free, Map, North America, Playershops, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, text channels, voice channels

Prime Survival Server Overview

IP	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime Survival aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.
Community	Player base primarily from North America, but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How long has the Prime Survival server been operating?

The server has been running since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

3. What regions do most players come from?

Most players are from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. Is there an active community on the server?

Yes, there is a friendly and supportive community on the server. There is also an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

5. How can I stay connected with the community?

Join the Discord server here to stay connected with the community.

Corpo Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, agency.., Allure, Corpo, Crafters, discussion, EIEN Extended, en, ex-corpo talents, globie, graduated talents, IDOLS, indie vtubers, KR vtubers, mascot, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Reverie Extended, small corpo, Specialite., Stellar Verse Productions, Talents, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, V4Mirai, VSMP, VSPO, Vtuber

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine a world where vtubers are managing agencies and representing brands, that’s the vibe of this server! We’re talking about talents and mascots of corpo™s that are so wild, they need their own space to discuss.

And guess what, you can even shill your small corpo oshi here, no judgment bro! If your oshi is constantly in the spotlight, focus there, but if not, bring them to the party! And don’t even get me started on ex-corpo talents, they’re allowed too, just respect their other identities, man.

This server is like a vortex of vtubers, with threads for different corpos like idol, Allure, NEXAS, VSMP, and more! It’s a whole new world of Minecraft meets vtubers, and you gotta be a part of it. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s dive into the chaos together!

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BirthdayBlockBash

Airbnb, Asshole, basement, birthday weekend, BirthdayBlockBash, Board Games, Boyfriend, Cats, celebration, city, dog, Fight, Friends, Game, getaway, liked, partner, Rude, Switch, Tripod

So, like, I joined this Minecraft server (29f) for my birthday weekend getaway, right? My mom booked this Airbnb in the city and I brought my partner (27m) and my dog along. But then we had to stop by my partner’s friend’s place, who had cats, so I had to lock my dog in the unfinished basement. Not cool, dude. My dog is a front amp tripod, so getting him down and back up those stairs was a whole adventure.

Anyway, we ended up playing board games for like 4 or 5 hours and I was just not feeling it, ya know? I wanted to play my Switch and enjoy my birthday present game, but apparently that made me look like an asshole. And then my boyfriend starts saying his friends never liked me! Like, what?! Should I have just sucked it up and played the stupid board game? Join this server for drama, board game shenanigans, and questionable pet accommodations!

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ChurchGovSMP

church involvement, church-state separation, ChurchGovSMP, constitutional rights, government and religion, governmental policies, legal boundaries, political decisions, political neutrality, religious autonomy, religious beliefs, religious diversity, religious freedom, religious influence, religious institutions, religious liberty, religious organizations, secular society, separation of church and state, separation of powers

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a mix of Hogwarts and Area 51 but with a twist of Spongebob Squarepants. Like, you can build your own floating castle in the sky and ride unicorns into battle against evil llamas. And the best part is, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find the lost treasure of the ancient potato gods.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who will guide you on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight off zombie villagers with a magic wand while riding a giant chicken into battle? It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, and you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures that await you. Plus, we have free cookies on Tuesdays. So come join us and let’s explore this wild and wacky world together!

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StrangerDangerCraft

compassion, Generosity, Good deed, Heartwarming, heartwarming experience, Human Connection, impactful moment, Kindness, lasting impression, memorable encounter, positive impact, Random act of kindness, random act of kindness from a stranger, small act of kindness, stranger, stranger’s generosity, stranger’s kindness, StrangerDangerCraft, touching moment, unexpected gesture, unforgettable moment

Remember that time a stranger on our Minecraft server built an entire replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks? And then proceeded to ride a pig off the top while playing the accordion? Yeah, that’s the kind of wild and wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server. Join us for a non-stop party of crazy builds, epic adventures, and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco rave hosted by creepers. Don’t miss out on all the madness – join our server now!

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