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Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

Bethlehem, birthplace, celebration, Christianity, christmas, CREEPERS, cultural heritage, Destination, FAITH, fear, happen, historical, History, holy site, Jesus, JesusCraft, MIDDLE EAST, miracles, Nativity, pilgrimage, Religious, Sacred, SPIRITUAL, tradition, travel, Tread

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	787	Emeralds Found:	3694
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

Arena helper, Battleground Duos, Cards, Crafty, CREEPERS, Custom card maker, Deck tracker, Decklists, Duels, Fans, Hearthstone, Hearthstone news, Hearthstone wiki, Japanese deck lists, Master’s tour, Meta report, Meta snapshot, Minecraft, News, Patch 29.2, patch notes, Server, Streamer decks, Tournaments, Western omelette recipe

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

Anjous, count of anjou, desire, emotional, France, HEARTBREAK, historical drama, historical fiction, Historical Romance, i love you, longing, Lost, lost love, love, madness, Medieval, Minecraft, Nostalgia, passionate, please come back to me, reunion, romance, Royalty, second chances, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, authentic, blocky, Caring, committed, cuck, cucks, cute girl, dependable, faithful, faithful partner, genuine, Honest, kind-hearted, loving, Loyal, never cheat, Reliable, Sincere, Spice, true love, trustworthy

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ores Mined:	920
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Votes:	9178	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

Accountability, adept, Communication, completion, DEADLINE, deliverables, efficiency, Excuses, Expectations, Feedback, follow-up, Improvement, Minecraft, Performance, procrastination, productivity, progress, questions, real, RESPONSIBILITY, Send, Server, Submission, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

Pixelated K-Pop War: Korea vs Japan Minecraft Madness

aggression, Asia, Colonization, Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, History, imperialism, international relations, Invasion, Japan, Korea, Kpop, madness, Military, Minecraft, occupation, pixelated, Politics, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Territorial, War

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and even befriending a talking cactus named Carl. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn as adorable baby kittens.

And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who throw the best underwater dance parties. Plus, we have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why haven’t you joined yet? This server is so insane that even Japan hasn’t protested it because they know it’s just too much fun to handle. Come on and join the madness today!

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

balance, capitalism, career, Casual, Economy, Entertainment, escapism, Fun, games, Immersive, Job, leisure, Life, minecrafty, MONEY, mundane, part, Realistic, Roleplaying, Routine, simulation, virtual, wageslave, work

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	New Chunks Explored:	912462
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!

Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

Choices, DATING, Desperation, DIGGERS, Financial, GOLD, husband up, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, MONEY, ONLINE, Paradise, relationships, rich guy, sacrifice, seeking arrangements, self worth, Spouse, sugar baby, sugar daddy, Survival, transactional, Wealthy, whore

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	872578	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Creepers & Kardashians: A Minecraft Server

Anime, anime crossover, anime disaster, avoided disaster, collapse, CREEPERS, crossover, crossover chaos, crossover disaster, DanganRonpa, didn’t happen, Disaster, Imagine, Kardashians, Minecraft, potential disaster, sekai oni, sekai oni crossover, sekai oni disaster, Server, shitshow, thank god, thank god it didn’t happen

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover you never knew you needed! Picture this: Danganronpa characters teaming up with the demons from Sekai Oni to take on epic quests and build insane structures. It’s a recipe for disaster, but in the best way possible! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server – the possibilities are endless!