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GrieferSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

4chan, beacon of distress, cries for help, Damsel in Distress, evillords, Fandom, G.., Good men, great board, GrieferSlayer420, honourable, Minecraft, Protect, rescue, save the day, sisterly board, smp, sweet /lit/, Thread, Top, vowed duty, Wiki

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we fight evil fandom evillords who are trying to delete our precious wiki!
Picture this: you, a brave warrior, charging into battle alongside your fellow players to save the damsel in distress, sweet /lit/. The beacon of distress is glowing, the cries for help are getting louder, and it’s up to us to save the day!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure to protect our sisterly board, /lit/. Who knows what crazy shenanigans and epic battles await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

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SpeedyCraft911

Boundaries, car maintenance, car ownership, car usage, Communication, driving privileges, equality, financial responsibility, Gender Roles, INDEPENDENCE, pride, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, respect for property, RESPONSIBILITY, Self Respect, self-consciousness, speeding ticket, SpeedyCraft911, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of letting your boyfriend borrow your car and deal with reckless driving!
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through virtual worlds without the worry of speeding tickets or red light violations. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the stress of real-life responsibilities.

Don’t let your boyfriend’s lack of a car hold you back from enjoying the thrill of Minecraft. Join us now and leave the drama behind! Plus, who needs a car when you can ride on a virtual dragon through the skies? Let your imagination run wild on our server and leave the real-world problems at the door.

So come on over and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course)! Let’s build a world where you can be the boss of your own car and never have to worry about reckless drivers again. See you in the game!

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Microbe Mania – Fun with Fungi

agricultural research, agriculture, beneficial fungi, chemical signals, crop yield, crops, environmental sustainability, Fertilizer, Fun, Fungi, Mania, Microbe, microbial communities, microbial friends, mutation, nutrient uptake, plant growth, plant health, plant-microbe interactions, Roots, soil health, sustainable farming, symbiotic relationship, wheat plants

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our crops be THRIVIN’ like never before! We got some magical microbial friends helpin’ out, makin’ dem plants grow like they on steroids!
So get this, right? One time, there was this wheat plant, and it had a mutation, like, whoa! And then BAM, it started sendin’ out these chemical signals that attracted all these beneficial fungi to its roots! It was like a party down there, man!

So if you wanna see some straight up plant magic happenin’ in your Minecraft world, you gotta join dis server, cuz we got the hookup on all the crazy mutations and microbial shenanigans you could ever dream of! Let’s get growin’, baby!

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TerraZone SMP

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, survival multiplayer adventure factions minigames pvp roleplay economy creative skyblock hardcore vanilla dungeons magic exploration farming building community mods plugins

Hello! Welcome To TerraZone SMP! This Server Has Weapon!

Server Address: Java : play.terrazones.xyz Bedrock : play.terrazones.xyz | 19132

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RGL Craft

[player based economy], Builders, Community, Currency, Custom Economy, developers, dynamic-environment, Economy, immersive world, leveling systems, MCMMO, Minecraft, player-driven, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RGL Craft, Shops, Staff Members, Survival, survival server, Towns, Towny, VAULT

Welcome to RGL Craft!

The server offers a survival gameplay experience where you can explore, mine, build, and survive in a world filled with opportunities. We focus on a player-based economy, allowing you to create shops, earn currency, and establish your own business within the server. Additionally, you can form towns, work with others, and build a community. The more you work together, the greater your town’s potential. With mcMMO and Vault, we’ve introduced leveling systems and a powerful economy that will keep you engaged as you progress through the game.

We’re actively looking to improve the server and are seeking builders, staff members, and developers to help enhance the experience. If you have experience building stunning towns and structures, managing a community, or creating or enhancing server plugins, we’d love to have you join our team!

At RGL Craft, you’re not just a player—you’re part of an ever-growing world! Join us to help shape our economy, create thriving towns, and experience Minecraft in a dynamic, ever-evolving environment.

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Dreamscape Realms 1.21

#youtube, Amaya Whisper, archives, Arial Yuriko, Bossymoon, Bri At Cookiebox, Cera Luceria, dreamscape, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Kanna Yanagi, Karaoke, Lida Oriana, mochi, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Previous thread, Realms, Song playlist, twitch streamer, twitter, Umi Kyoku, Velvet Valentine, virtual youtuber, VReverie Extended, VReX, Vtuber, vtuber community

But wait, there’s more! We got a whole list of graduated members for you to stalk, a sick song playlist to jam out to, and even archives of Ruru karaoke sessions for your viewing pleasure. So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and experience the wackiness for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude. 🤪🤪🤪

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LateNightCrafts: Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, consideration, Courtesy, Expectations, Honesty, late work, LateNightCrafts, Minecraft, mutual agreement, Partnership, relationship, Respect, Server, Significant Other, Support, transparency, Trust, Understanding, working hours

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like in real life, we believe in keeping each other informed about our whereabouts.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waiting up until 4 AM for your partner to come home from work, only to be met with a shocking response when you ask for a simple heads up next time.

Our server is all about respect and staying connected as partners, even in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation and need some advice from our community of players.

So come on in and see if you’re the AITA for expecting your partner to let you know if they’re working late! Trust us, the drama in our server is just as intense as in real life.

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PubeCraft: No Shave, No Shame!

accident, Assistance, broken wrists, esthetician, Grooming, Guilt, husband, hygiene, midnight barber, MOTORCYCLE, neglecting, passive aggressive, Pregnancy, PubeCraft, pubes, relationship, shame, Shave, shaving, sulking, sweat, Winter

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to shave anyone’s pubes, not even in a virtual world!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about strange requests from injured spouses. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, exploring, and battling monsters – no pube shaving required!

Forget about the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Trust us, you won’t find any demanding husbands here asking you to give them a low taper fade on their nether regions.

So come join us and escape the madness of everyday life. Who needs a husband with broken wrists when you can have a pickaxe and a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s mine and craft our way to victory – no pubes involved!

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EvilBanter in Minecraft SMP

Brutal, callous, cold-blooded, Cruel, Evil, EvilBanter, hateful, Heartless, hurtful, inhumane, MALEVOLENT, Malicious, mean, Minecraft, Nasty, ruthless, Sinister, smp, spiteful, unkind, Vicious, vindictive, Wicked

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got creepers that do the floss dance, villagers that drop sick beats, and a secret underground base full of diamonds guarded by a squad of evil bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who clucks ominously in the night, and if you dare to challenge him, he’ll curse your inventory with nothing but rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you emeralds for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP today!

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BlockyBoo: Childhood Trauma Mine

anxiety, BlockyBoo, Childhood, discomfort, eerie, emotional, fear, Haunting, Impact, Kid, Memories, Movie, non scary, Psychological, Scared, Scene, Show, Surprise, Trauma, Traumatized, unexpected, unsettling

Remember that one time you watched Spongebob Squarepants and got so scared that you couldn’t sleep for a week? Well, imagine that feeling but on a Minecraft server! Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a giant Patrick Star or hiding from a spooky Squidward in the dark caves. Trust us, you’ll never look at Bikini Bottom the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of Mr. Krabs haunts our server, searching for lost treasure. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the terror of our non-scary but totally terrifying Minecraft world!

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NATOcraft: Ukraine Peacekeepers

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense alliance, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, nato, NATOcraft, peace agreement, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, Report, secret talks, security cooperation, Ukraine

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ukraine’s nato allies in secret talks to deploy “peacekeepers”! yea u heard dat right, we got dem peacekeepers keepin da peace in our blocky world! u betta join before dem creepers start causin chaos and we need dem peacekeepers to save us all! come build, fight, and survive in dis crazy world where anything can happen! come on, u know u wanna be part of dis madness!

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