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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6027 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
