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CreepyCraft: Where we see all your no-life rants about us!

Anon, basement, Computer, creepycraft, cretins, feminized, final warning, Game, lil dick, location, Mods, Mouth, nolife, rags to riches, Rants, rapper reaper, Scared, shooters, streets, try me, wagie, Warning, world

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly test your skills and survive against all odds? Look no further than our server, where the RAPPER REAPER himself reigns supreme.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – this isn’t your average Minecraft experience. We have shooters at every corner of the world, just waiting for the signal to strike. And some of them may even be mods on the server, ready to enforce the RAPPER REAPER’s rules with an iron fist.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this cutthroat world? Are you ready to prove your worth against the ultimate streetwise rapper turned Minecraft overlord? Join us now and see if you can handle the heat. But be prepared – once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Try the RAPPER REAPER’s world if you dare, but remember – this is your final warning.

FeatherlightFluidicCraft

Advanced technology, assistive devices, assistive technology, Autonomous, autonomous systems, Development, Engineering, Engineers, external power source, featherlight fluidic engine, FeatherlightFluidicCraft, fluid dynamics, fluidic systems, innovation, innovative engineering, mechanical engineering, robotics, soft robotics, soft robots, substantial force, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3994	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Votes:	2063
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA MOST EPIC ENGINEERS WHO DEVELOPED A FEATHERLIGHT FLUIDIC ENGINE DAT CAN POWER SOFT ROBOTS LIKE A BOSS! DIS ENGINE CAN MAKE DEM ROBOTS MOVE AND DO CRAZY STUFF WITHOUT NEEDIN’ NO EXTERNAL POWER SOURCE! IT WORKS ON SOME FANCY FLUID DYNAMICS PRINCIPLE DAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW AND WATCH DEM ROBOTS DO BACKFLIPS AND CARTWHEELS LIKE NEVER BEFORE! #ROBOTREVOLUTION #FLUIDICENGINEFUN #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Bedrock: Where Vanilla and Modded are Just a Suggestion

#exciting, 4K, Beaten, bedrock, building, Community, content sharing, daily play, Discord, Dragon.., Exploration, fresh start, Fun, geefing, Looting, Modded, Players, Realm, Semi Vanilla, stealing, suggestion, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Bedrock Light Mod Survival Realm
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or looting
Realm Status	Fresh start, only 4k explored, dragon not beaten
Community Size	30 players

Join our discord for more information: https://discord.com/invite/FTwVFnBn

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	We run a bedrock light mod survival realm with no griefing, stealing, or looting rules.
What is the current status of the realm?	This is a fresh start on the realm, with only 4k explored and the dragon still not beaten.
How many players are in the community?	As of now, we have a community of 30 players.
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for players that play daily or more than 2 or 3 days a week, enjoy sharing content, and contribute to the realm.

GodlyCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, deity, deity worship, devotion, Divine, divine power, FAITH, GOD, GodlyCraft, Higher power, Idol, Minecraft, omnipotent, omnipresent, Omniscient, Religion, reverence, Sacred, Server, spirituality, Worship, Worshipped

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9555	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of being just another player in a boring Minecraft server? Well, come join our server where you will be worshipped like a God! That’s right, every player on our server will bow down to you and offer you gifts of diamonds and enchanted gear. You’ll have your own temple built in your honor, complete with a statue of your Minecraft character!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful it can defeat any mob with just one hit. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft deity!

SpiceCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Animal Crossing, animal husbandry, Animals, Butchering, Cooking, farm life, farm simulator, farming games, Harvest Moon, indie games, Management, Minecraft, role playing games, Server, simulation, simulation games, SpiceCraft, spicy, stardew valley, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	424543
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of getting your crops destroyed by pesky animals in other farming games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Our farm animals are trained in the ancient art of butchering, so they won’t dare touch your precious crops. Plus, our cows can even milk themselves! Join now for a farm-tastic experience like no other!

POTUSCraft Minecraft Server

civil rights, Diplomacy, Economy, education, Environment, executive orders, foreign policy, Government, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, international relations, legislation, Minecraft, national security, official acts, policy, POTUS, POTUSCraft, president, Server, social justice, tax reform

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	812516	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join our server and become the President of Minecraft! That’s right, you can run for POTUS and make all the official acts you want in the game. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to declare war on the creepers and zombies? You got it!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle giant fire-breathing chickens for epic rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most powerful and ridiculous POTUS in Minecraft history!

CraftyConspiracies

#revelation, Chaos, consequences, Conspiracy Theory, control, Corruption, cover up, CraftyConspiracies, Deception, destabilization, Government, hidden agenda., Impact, Manipulation, power, secret, society, Truth, truth revealed, upend, World Order

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchantments Applied:	182
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where all the mobs are secretly plotting against you, where creepers are actually government spies and skeletons are part of a secret society trying to take over the world. Join our server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theory of all time – that Notch is actually an alien from another dimension trying to control our minds through Minecraft! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

KharkivKidzCraft

children, Conflict, Disinformation, eastern europe, exploitation of minors, Government, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivKidzCraft, Manipulation, manipulation of children, Media, Misinformation, OCCUPIED, political agenda, Politics, Propaganda, psychological warfare, russia, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	176
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, totally insane, dude. So, like, apparently Russia is using children from some place called Kharkiv for propaganda, but like, that’s not even the best part. The best part is that on this server, you can like, totally build your own propaganda machine and brainwash all the other players. It’s like, so messed up but also kinda hilarious, you know? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your next move. It’s like, the ultimate survival challenge, man. So, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and shady politics, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

RegrowCraft: Bite into Fun!

BITE, capability, dental anatomy, dental care, dental evolution, dental health, dental health care, dental hygiene, diet diversity, Evolution, evolution theory, evolutionary biology, food preparation, food variety, Fun, human evolution, human teeth, natural selection, oral hygiene, regrow, RegrowCraft, tooth loss, tooth regeneration

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1864
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

join this server and your teeth will regrow every time you eat a carrot! imagine having an infinite supply of teeth, like a shark but cooler. plus, we have a secret underground carrot farm guarded by mutant rabbits. you can only access it by defeating the giant carrot boss at the end of the rainbow bridge. come join us and experience the true power of regenerating teeth in minecraft!

GeneCraft: The Oxytocin Experiment

behavioral issues, biology, Cell journal, Experiment, Gene, GeneCraft, genetic disorders, genetic therapy, genetics, health, Medical research, mental disorders, mental health, neuroscience, obesity, oxytocin, postnatal depression, research, scientists, study, Treatment, University of Cambridge

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2813	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, scientists from some fancy schmancy uni found a gene that can make u fat, cray cray and depressed. but guess what? on our server, we got oxytocin as a treatment! so come join us and let’s get rid of them postnatal depression vibes while building some epic structures together. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

VanillaMultiplayer: Where the only thing that gets reset is your hopes of finding diamonds

BUILD, chest looting, Client Modifications, collaboration, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, diamonds, Explore, finding, friendly players, General Conduct, hopes, long-term play, Minecraft, new player, No Griefing, passionate, Play, PvP, Reset, rules, seasoned builder, Server, stable environment, Vanilla, VanillaMultiplayer

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to VanillaMultiplayer!

IP	vanillamultiplayer.com
Website	vanillamultiplayer.com
Discord	discord.vanillamultiplayer.com

About Us: VanillaMultiplayer is a cozy yet vibrant community where players from all walks of life come together to enjoy a pure Minecraft experience. Our server is designed for long-term play, offering a stable and reliable environment for you to build, explore, and thrive.

Our Community: Our small but active community is the heart of VanillaMultiplayer. Here, you’ll find friendly players who are passionate about Minecraft and always ready to lend a hand or collaborate on exciting projects. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to the game, you’ll feel right at home.

Rules:

No Griefing:

Do not destroy or alter anything created by another player.
Do not deliberately ruin another player’s gaming experience.

General Conduct:

Feel free to express yourself, but refrain from spamming.
PVP is allowed as long as it does not turn into harassment.
Chest looting is acceptable, provided you do not grief to access the chest.
Client modifications (like improved chat and minimaps) are welcome, as long as they are not exploited to gain an unfair advantage (e.g., fly mods, x-ray mods).

Griefing Definition: Different servers might have varied interpretations of “Grief” (noun) or “Griefing” (verb), but they all generally agree that it involves damaging other players’ creations. It’s crucial to understand that regardless of how other servers define or handle griefing, VanillaMultiplayer has its own specific definition, which the staff is dedicated to enforcing.

Breaking any block or blocks placed by another player without their permission.
Adding any block or blocks to another player’s build without their permission.

Griefing is the sole bannable offense at VanillaMultiplayer.

Join us today and be part of a community that values creativity, respect, and long-term enjoyment. We look forward to seeing you online!