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CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4042
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	93	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Chimeras Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mines Excavated:	4319
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mines Excavated:	4590
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Items Found:	4424
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

DadBodSmackdown Minecraft SMP

dad, DadBodSmackdown, Entertainment, family, Father, father-daughter bonding, father-son bonding, fatherly advice, Minecraft, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling culture, wrestling education, wrestling enthusiasm, wrestling experience, wrestling facts, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling knowledge, wrestling memories, wrestling passion, wrestling trivia

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Void Gems Collected:	36
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of your dad always talking about wrestling and flexing his muscles? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and show him who the real champ is! We have epic wrestling matches in-game where you can take down your opponents with nothing but your bare hands and some sweet moves. Plus, we have a secret underground wrestling ring where only the bravest players dare to enter. So if you’re ready to show your dad who’s boss and become the ultimate wrestling champion, join us now!

EggTartEmporium Minecraft Server

aita, coworker, DISRESPECTFUL, egg tart, EggTartEmporium, FIRED, Grandma, Grief, handled differently, Irreplaceable, Loss, Management, Minecraft, mixed reactions, overreacted, Personal, Questioning, reddit, Server, special occasion, wrong

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for the last egg tart in the fridge. Will you be the one to claim the coveted pastry, or will you face the wrath of a hungry coworker? With twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

But be warned, the stakes are high on our server. One wrong move and you could find yourself fired from your virtual job for stealing a virtual tart. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but if you have what it takes to survive the office gossip and drama, then this is the server for you.

So come on down and join in on the chaos. Who knew that a simple egg tart could cause so much mayhem? Only on our server, where the drama never stops!