🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4642 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 97 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where we have more crazy stats than a villager trying to trade with a zombie!
Join us and be a part of the action as we turn American white boys into organic mulch for our virtual garden. With 35,000 white boys offing themselves each year, that’s 7 million pounds of mulch added to our soil – talk about sustainable farming!
So come on down and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so darkly hilarious? Plus, our veggies taste extra delicious thanks to our unique farming methods. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Lawl!
Mare is a passionate individual who is dedicated to making a positive impact in the world. With a strong sense of empathy and a desire to help others, Mare consistently strives to create meaningful connections and foster a sense of community wherever they go. They are known for their creativity, resourcefulness, and ability to adapt to new situations with ease. Mare’s infectious energy and positive 
