Join our server if you want to hear the most disturbing stories that will make your hair stand on end. We’ve got tales of haunted mineshafts, zombie pigmen parties, and even a creeper that learned how to do the floss dance!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of delicious, spicy tacos!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like my step-grandson’s unsettling behavior. From laughing at inappropriate times to staring for way too long, our server is full of surprises.
And if you’re into touching people without their consent, well, our server is definitely the place for you! Just like my step-grandson, you can fixate on certain body parts and refuse to stop, no matter how many times you’re asked.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Just remember, if you’re not as creepy as my step-grandson, you might not fit in.
But wait, there’s more! This robowaifu isn’t just any old robot, she can sing like a diva and argue with you like a pro. Who knew artificial intelligence could be so entertaining? Join our server and witness the future right now.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with our robowaifu. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
Join us if you want to hear creepy things like “I’m going to mine you like a block of obsidian” whispered in your ear while you’re building your dream castle. Our players are not afraid to take things to the next level, both in the game and in the chat.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can roleplay their wildest fantasies. Want to be chased by a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet? We’ve got you covered.
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server…unless you want to brag about it to your friends later.
Join our server if you want to witness the most disturbing and hilarious things you’ve ever seen in your Minecraft life. From giant chickens terrorizing villages to pigs riding on top of creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-encrusted Zombie Pigmen, who are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Join them on the dance floor for a party like no other!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and unforgettable moments that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who needs real life when you can experience all this madness in Minecraft?
But that ain’t all, fam. We got cows that can do backflips, chickens that can breakdance, and pigs that can sing opera. It’s like a farm on steroids, but in a totally legal and family-friendly way.
And don’t even get me started on the villagers. These guys are straight up wild. They throw raves in their houses, ride llamas like they’re in a rodeo, and have secret underground tunnels that lead to who knows where. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky characters and no drama llama.
So if you wanna experience the wackiest, most bizarre Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. Let’s get weird, y’all!
so, like, if you wanna experience the wildest turbulence in both earth and space, you gotta join this server. we got crazy storms, insane winds, and even some alien creatures causing chaos. it’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in minecraft. trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so come on, join us and let’s ride the turbulence together!
| Main Guidelines | As unaltered as possible with only 3 plugins interfering with pure Vanilla survival |
|---|---|
| Features | No warps, No /tpa, No /sethome, No (Mojang) chat reports, No McMMO or donation perks, World never resets |
| Community | Laid back rules, close-knit community, with events and assistance available |
| Specs & Plugins | Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD; using Paper and various plugins and tweaks |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there an age restriction for this server? | Yes, players must be 18 or older. |
| Are there any benefits for different player ranks? | No, there are only two ranks and they do not give any benefits. |
| Can I buy power or in-game advantages with real money? | No, you cannot buy power for real money on this server. |
| Are there adminshops on the server? | No, there are no adminshops. Player trading is done via signs. |
| Can I use /tpa or /sethome commands? | No, those commands are not available on this server. |
| What is the default currency on the server? | Diamonds are the default currency, but it is not enforced. |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be battling mobs and exploring new worlds, but you’ll also have the chance to redeem yourself and become a hero in the Minecraft universe. Join now and experience the thrill of being a high-functioning mercenary in a blocky world like never before!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join our server today and let the madness begin!
Join us and unleash your creativity in building the most fabulous hair salon for your pixelated wife. Show her that you can give the most amount of cares possible about her hair, even in block form. Who knows, maybe she’ll finally understand that your reactions are anything but bland!
So come on over and join our server for some hair-raising fun and make your wife’s virtual hair dreams come true. It’s time to show her that you do get it, even if it’s just in the world of Minecraft.
Join our server and experience a world where dogs are banned and only cute, pixelated animals roam free. Build your dream house without fear of stepping in a surprise pile of poo, and enjoy the peace and tranquility of a dog-free environment.
But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Poop Patrol” mini-game, where you can hunt down virtual dogs and send them to virtual obedience school. It’s a hilarious and outrageous way to take out your frustration on those pesky pooches.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to doggy drama forever!
oh, and did i mention that the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right. you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and eat them for a boost of energy. it’s like a candyland in minecraft, bro.
plus, the villagers are all secretly master chefs and they throw epic food festivals every weekend. you can feast on the most delicious dishes made from ingredients you never even knew existed in minecraft. it’s a culinary adventure, my friend.
so, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, once you’ve hugged a creeper and eaten a chocolate diamond, you’ll never wanna leave. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, baby.