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BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	8932	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	68	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of getting caught staring at pixelated butts on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stare at all the pixelated butts you want without judgment! We even have a special “Butt Staring” competition every week where the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad, who is known for his epic builds and his ability to summon a herd of pink sheep at will. Rumor has it that if you can beat Chad in a building competition, he will teach you the secret to taming a dragon in the game. And no, we’re not talking about those wimpy Ender Dragons, we’re talking about a full-on fire-breathing, diamond armor-wearing dragon that will be your loyal companion for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, most butt-tastic adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

DadDitchedMC

blended families, custody disputes, DadDitchedMC, emotional well being, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family harmony, family living arrangements, family loyalty, family pressure, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, living preferences, parent-child relationships, Parental authority, personal boundaries, teenage independence

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Animals Bred:	155
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a peaceful oasis away from the chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the screaming and yelling of a crowded house and relax in your own virtual paradise.

With plenty of space to build your dream home (without the fear of it being destroyed by cousins), you can create your own peaceful sanctuary. Plus, we have a dedicated area for books and records – something you could never have at your dad’s house with all the noise!

Join now and escape the drama of family arguments and custody battles. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy some peace and quiet, away from the chaos of “real life”. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss – no one can tell you what to do!

HaniyehsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Foreign involvement, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, HaniyehsRevenge, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movement, RETALIATION, Server, short-range projectile, targeted killing, Terrorism, world news

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Farms Harvested:	582	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll think you got hit by a short-range projectile like Hamas leader Haniyeh 😂 we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items! join now or risk missing out on all the chaos and mayhem! #minecraftmadness #joinusbeforeyougethitbyaprojectile 😜🔥🚀

SubmarineSlayin’ S-400Craft

Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea crisis, defense strategy, eastern europe, enemy submarine, international relations, military confrontation, military intelligence, military operation, military strike, military technology, missile defense, naval warfare, S-400 air defense system, S400Craft, security measures, SubmarineSlayin, temporarily occupied Crimea, territorial dispute, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian General Staff

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have submarines and air defense systems just like in Ukraine! Except ours are way cooler because they’re made out of blocks!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild submarine appears and starts shooting at you! But don’t worry, our S-400 air defense system will protect you and blast that submarine out of the water!

Join now for the most intense battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs Ukraine when you have our server?!

BreatheCraft: Blinkless Life

Awareness, blinking, Blinkless, BreatheCraft, Breathing, EYES, facts, health, human body, INTERESTING, Life, Longevity, LUNGS, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, physiology, respiratory system, Science, statistics, Trivia, wellness

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.

You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.

Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, christcucks, Christianity, criticism, cultural perceptions, cyberbullying, derogatory terms, disrespectful language, FAITH, Holycraft, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, Religion, religious extremism, religious insults, religious intolerance, Server, societal attitudes, Stereotypes, trolling

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Christcucks who just can’t handle the awesomeness of our Minecraft server? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual playground for gamers who are ready to leave the Christcucks behind and embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as crazy as you are!

MarriagelessMC in Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Character development, Climax, FANTASY, Happy Ending, Hero, love interest, Manga, manga series, manga storyline, Marriage, MarriagelessMC, mc, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, relationship, resolution, romance, Saving the World, shounen manga, smp

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the insane stories we create together! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building massive castles, and maybe even finding true love in the virtual world (we can’t promise you’ll actually marry your Minecraft crush, but hey, anything is possible in this crazy place). Our server is filled with hilarious moments, epic quests, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that creeper). So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter, come join us and become the hero of your own Minecraft story!

DogToyDrama Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	New Chunks Explored:	97958
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a dog’s favorite toy! Join us for a wild adventure where we promise to protect your virtual pets’ belongings at all costs.

Imagine a world where your furry friends can roam freely without the fear of their toys being destroyed by mischievous little players. Our server offers a safe haven for all pets and their beloved possessions.

Don’t let your dog suffer like the poor pup in the story above. Join us now and experience a virtual paradise where every toy is cherished and every pet is pampered. Who knew Minecraft could be so paw-some?

CousinCraft: No Kids Allowed!

ableist, Allowed, child-free wedding, CousinCraft, disabled cousin, disruptive behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, high schooler, Hypocrite, Kids, legal adult, mature teenager, mental disabilities, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone is welcome, no matter their mental age or maturity level! We don’t discriminate against anyone, even if they have the mind of an 8-year-old like your cousin. Plus, our virtual weddings are always child-free, so you won’t have to worry about any disruptions from youngins. Come join us for a fun and drama-free experience like no other!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war activist, detention, dies in custody, freedom of speech, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, hunger strike, injustice, International Outcry, Minecraft, peaceful resistance, pianist, Pianocraft, political prisoner, protest, protest movement, Russian, Server, social justice, Tragedy, tragic loss, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian pianists playing music in the background while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! we even have an anti-war activist who will protest against all the griefers and trolls in the server, fighting for justice and peace in the blocky world. but be warned, if you don’t join, you might end up like the pianist, dying in custody during a hunger strike for not being part of the most lit server in all of minecraft history! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

OceanCurrents2030s

2030s, Atlantic Ocean, climate change, climate crisis, collapse, currents, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, Gulf stream, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, North Atlantic, ocean circulation, ocean currents collapse, ocean temperatures, OceanCurrents2030s, oceanography, research, Sea Level Rise, weather patterns

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Towns Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

yo listen up gamers, dis server be like dat critical system of Atlantic Ocean currents, bout to collapse in da 2030s. but don’t worry, we ain’t sinkin’ no ships, we be buildin’ em in Minecraft! join dis server for a wild ride, where da only thing collapsin’ be your expectations of what a Minecraft server can be. come sail da high seas with us and let’s build a world so epic, even Poseidon would be jelly. so grab your pickaxe and hop on board, cuz dis server be sinkin’… in fun!