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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 1656 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2932 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 48 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8584 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4213 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!