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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5832 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1684 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 995956 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 111 |
Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.
