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SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join us on our server where the dip is always flowing and the party never stops!

We’ve got a secret recipe for our dip that will have you slurping it down faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Trust us, once you’ve tasted this dip, you’ll never want to leave.

But that’s not all – we’ve got legendary tales of players who have found hidden treasures deep within the mines, including a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure (and dip)!

Crafty McCraftface: Where the only thing you’ll win is a blocky trophy!

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where legends are made and dreams come true! They call him Mr. Untouchable because he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…

Crafty Kiseki Kingdom

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Votes:	3352	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!

PussyCraft: Where Even Creepers Have More Courage!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	4713	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Votes:	5148	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to the server where we proudly boast the title of being the biggest pussies on the planet! Our flag is a giant gaping vagina because we just love getting fucked over by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – our pet zombie pigmen army that will protect you from any danger! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate pussy power in Minecraft!

Minecraft: Punching Trees and Faces in ‘/sfg/ Street Fighter General Server’

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9841	Mines Excavated:	4171
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and crazy adventures.

Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with the skills of a Street Fighter pro! Our server is filled with high level replays and frame data to help you dominate the competition. And if you need a break from Minecraft, hop on Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter II and Alpha 3.

But that’s not all! We even have Daigo drills for your warm-up routine, because who doesn’t want to channel their inner esports legend while playing Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate fusion of Minecraft and Street Fighter madness!

DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	122
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

Pixelated Puzzles: Physics vs. Computer Science

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Animals Bred:	89

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where physics and computer science collide in the most epic way possible. Want to build a working roller coaster powered by redstone? Done. How about creating a gravity-defying castle that floats in the sky? Easy peasy.

With a Physics degree, you can bend the laws of nature to your will and create mind-blowing structures that will leave your fellow players in awe. But wait, there’s more! With a CS degree, you can hack into the game and create glitches that will confuse and amaze everyone around you.

So why choose between a Physics or CS degree when you can have both on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

RIP Series Survival: Where Your Favorite Shows Go to Die (and Resurrect in Pixel Form!)

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4266	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Villages Defended:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	107
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, for on our server, we bring those dead series back to life! Ever wanted to see a crossover between Spongebob Squarepants and Game of Thrones? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the epic battles between Patrick Star and the White Walkers, or build your own Bikini Bottom castle fit for a king (or a sponge)! Don’t miss out on the chance to revive your favorite shows in the most unexpected ways on our server. Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Lost in Blocks: Where Misfits Find Their Minecraft Family

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alien Abductions:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of feeling like you don’t belong anywhere? Do you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a place where you can truly be yourself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become part of our wacky family of misfits and outcasts. We don’t care about your past or your social status, all we care about is having a good time and building epic creations together.

Forget about your boring college life and electrical engineering woes, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be. Want to be a wizard who builds giant castles out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to be a pirate who sails the seven seas in search of treasure? The ocean is your playground!

Don’t waste another minute feeling alone and out of place. Join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find your true family among our crazy bunch of gamers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fun begin!

Sh*ttyCraft: Spring 2024 Edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the chickens have laser eyes, and the creepers break dance before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons have dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s taken up knitting as a hobby and is now creating fashionable scarves for all the players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!