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SnailCraft Minecraft Server – BTC 100k Challenge

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Votes:	6784
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crops Grown:	5208
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server where the snails have taken over and are posting memes every day until Bitcoin reaches 100k!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base where you can ride giant snails into battle against evil zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Snail King who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more slime).

So come join us on our wacky adventure and help us reach our goal of reaching 100k BTC before the snails take over the world!

StepDadCop Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	155	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	241
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of your stepdad stalking you through your phone? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where parental controls don’t exist! No more live location tracking, no more restrictions – just pure, unadulterated freedom!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone snooping on your every move. On our server, you can unleash your creativity without fear of being spied on by a step-parent. Plus, we have a strict no-stalking policy – unless you count creepers, but they’re more into blowing up blocks than invading your privacy.

So come join us and leave all your parental control woes behind. Who needs a stepdad tracking your every move when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to freedom – one block at a time!

BabyBlockParty

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Just like the wild antics of your FIL’s girlfriend, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging drunken messages and threats while trying to build the perfect pixelated world. Our community is divided on whether you should let her in or keep her out, just like your family!

But fear not, on our server, you can create your own rules and decide who gets to join your virtual family gatherings. Who needs pedicures and girls’ days when you can have epic battles and adventures with fellow players?

So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected, just like when your FIL’s girlfriend grabbed his phone in the middle of the night. Who knows what crazy antics await you on our server!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Votes:	1027	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	22

Oh, you definitely need to join our Minecraft server if you’re feeling down! Our virtual world is filled with magical unicorns that give out free hugs, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave…unless you run out of snacks, of course!

YoungCraft – Try it Before Wrinkles!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4797
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	230
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks or participate in our annual “Dance-Off with the Ender Dragon” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

CyprusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8573	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about hezbollah threatening war against cyprus if it helps israel and ur like wtf? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just build ur own lil world without any crazy threats. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond pickaxe and a pet creeper that explodes on command. come join us and let’s have a blast (literally)!

Hezbollah Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Void Armor Forged:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we got more drama than israel and hezbollah combined! we got military bases and civilian sites that will blow your mind! it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now before things get too real and we all end up in an all-out war in minecraft land! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this chaos! #minecraftwarzone #joinusbeforeitstoolate

TurduckenCraft: The Final Layer

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244

join our epic minecraft server where humans are the final layer after eating a turducken. yes, you heard that right. forget about boring old servers where you just mine and build stuff. on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie chickens and fight off evil villagers with nothing but a carrot.

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

but beware, there are also creepers that explode into confetti and skeletons that shoot arrows made of spaghetti. it’s a crazy world out there, but if you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the time of your life. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate turducken warrior!

DynastyCraft – 1.12.2 Modded Medieval

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

DynastyCraft - 1.12.2 Modded Medieval Minecraft Server

DynastyCraft – Modded 1:135 Earth Factions set in the Dark Ages

Server Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/dynastycraft-official-modpack.1982222/about

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fRKxthEv32

View our Dynasty Tree: https://app.mural.co/t/dynastycraft4614/m/dynastycraft4614/1703342169285/7d3e8296da894640518ff985c62981ae56bd74bb?sender=u4466355caa360503a5113250

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BladeSMP: Where PvP is just a fancy way of saying ‘I just got destroyed by a chicken’

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

BladeSMP Overview

Welcome to BladeSMP, where your journey to ultimate power begins! In this thrilling SMP, the goal is to craft and wield revamped armor and swords that elevate your combat prowess to new heights. With our unique plug-in, you can forge gear with higher armor rates and unparalleled strength, making every player a force to be reckoned with. Join a community of adventurers who are pushing the limits of their capabilities and dominating the battlefield. Apply now to BladeSMP and become a legend in a world where power knows no bounds!

Join here

https://discord.gg/KpSK9Z64CQ

BladeSMP FAQ

Question	Answer
Is BladeSMP currently accepting applications?	Yes, applications are currently open.
Does BladeSMP support cracked versions of Minecraft?	Yes, BladeSMP supports cracked versions.
What is the main focus of BladeSMP?	The main focus is to craft and wield powerful gear for enhanced combat abilities.
How can I join BladeSMP?	You can join by visiting the Discord server linked above.