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ManlyMineMoments

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6482
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is the only place where you can live out your wildest fantasies of pig jousting while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of diamonds or a pile of…well, let’s just say it’s not diamonds.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ZelenskyyCraft: No Mercy for Duda!

Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, humor, international relations, jokes, leadership, mercy, mercy call, military strategy, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, Russian retreat, satire, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Potions Brewed:	98	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	77	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, Zelenskyy himself pops up in the chat! He’s all like, “Yo, Duda needs our help, but I’m too busy playing Minecraft to save the day.” And you’re just like, “What the heck? This server is wild!”

Join our server for all the crazy adventures, like battling Russian invaders with Zelenskyy, building peace treaties with Duda, and maybe even finding a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a llama into battle alongside Zelenskyy himself. The possibilities are endless!

SoyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, soy, soy allergies, soy benefits, soy consumption, soy diet, soy diet consequences, soy diet effects, soy health effects, soy intolerance, Soy milk, soy nutrition, soy overdose, soy overdose symptoms, soy products, soy protein, soy risks, soy sensitivity, soy side effects, soy toxicity, soybeans, SoyCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5839
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mines Excavated:	4889	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything unique or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Oh, and did we mention that if you eat too much soy in your diet on our server, you’ll turn into a giant block of tofu? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP

/pol/ack, Alt-Right, Based, BasedChudVsIntRannyMinecraftSMP, BBC, Chud, controversial, cringe, current events, debate, Global Issues, identity politics, Int, international discussion, internet culture, ITT, online forum, Political, ranny, sissie, social media

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by engaging in intense political debates and international discussions. Are you a based /pol/ack chud ready to dominate the server with your superior intellect? Or are you a /int/ranny cringe BBC sissie looking to prove your worth in the virtual world? Either way, this server is the perfect place for you to show off your skills and make some enemies along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBnBSnitch

Abuse, bb, concern, CraftyBnBSnitch, disturbance, family, guests, highlands, intervention, investigation, italy, noise, overreaction, OWNER, Police, privacy, Safety, scotland, thin walls, vacation, walls

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8204
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine staying at a Minecraft Bed and Breakfast in the Highlands of Scotland. The walls are thin, just like in real life! If you talk too loudly, the players in the rooms next to you will hear everything. It’s like a virtual reality experience!

We have family rooms filled with toddlers, children, teenagers, parents, and even a grandmother from Italy. But beware, they might knock on your virtual door and offer you virtual drinks and ice cream. Who knows what they’ll do next? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions!

And just like in real life, drama unfolds in the virtual world. You might hear virtual banging on your virtual walls, virtual crying, and virtual shouting in Italian. But don’t worry, the virtual police will come to investigate and take the virtual troublemakers away.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning if you’re overreacting or just having a blast!

UnlearnableCraft

beyond education, beyond learning, cannot learn, genetic predispositions, impossible to learn, inherent abilities, inherent knowledge, inherent skills, inherent traits, innate abilities, instinctual knowledge, intuitive knowledge, natural talents, unlearnable, UnlearnableCraft, unteachable, unteachable abilities, unteachable knowledge, unteachable skills, unteachable traits

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Villages Defended:	6

Join our Minecraft server and learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our expert llama trainers will teach you how to communicate with these majestic creatures using only your mind. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of llama language and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races across treacherous terrain, compete in llama beauty pageants judged by celebrity llamas, and even embark on daring llama rescue missions to save stranded llamas in distress.

So why wait? Join our server today and unlock the mystical world of llama whispering! You’ll never look at these fluffy creatures the same way again.

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	245
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!

Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

Adapt, alliances, Arsenal, challenge, CORRECTLY, dynamic, easier, Empires, eras, Events, evo, evolve, Fun, Gear, Geopolitics, global battle, Join, limited resources, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Players, random events, Rare treasure hunt, Resources, Shenanigans, smp, Spelling, strategies, success, Surviving, Vanilla, Version, Wars, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crops Grown:	1467
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, VtuberCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with Vtubers from all over Japan! From the crazy antics of Hololive to the mysterious world of Neo-porte, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles against the evil 2434 corporation, or relax at the VPI Cafe with your favorite Vtuber idols. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Sinsogumi group, they’re always up to no good!

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the world of Japanese Vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Kizuna Ai herself!