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Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	545	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3631
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

BlockLifeAccepted

acceptance, BlockLifeAccepted, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, letting go, life journey, life lessons, mindfulness, moving forward, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Farms Harvested:	112	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Have you accepted that your life is lacking in epic adventures, thrilling quests, and hilarious shenanigans? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to change all that!

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance parties with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will fight by your side and lay delicious eggs for you to feast on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with talking llamas and flying pigs. The possibilities are endless, and the laughter is guaranteed.

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Villages Defended:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Calorie Cut Craft

calorie, Craft, Cut, cutting calories, eating less, genetics, immune health, increased lifespan, longer life, longevity benefits, metabolic improvements, Mice, physiological indicators, resiliency, study, weight loss

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

Applications, apply, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Griefers, Hangout, Immersive, Play, Qol, rare, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trust, Vanilla, World Map

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

americano pizza, bad taste, DISAPPOINTING, Homemade Pizza, Italian Cuisine, italian food, mia nonna, Minecraft, nonna, pizza, pizza comparison, pizza critique, pizza crust, pizza disappointment, pizza experience, pizza flavors, pizza ingredients, pizza quality, pizza review, pizza toppings, Server, shitty, traditional recipe

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	6904
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

EvilCraftersUnite

atrocities, Cruelty, Dark History, Despicable, devil incarnate, dictator, Evil, EvilCraftersUnite, Genocide, heinous crimes, History, Infamous, Inhumanity, MALEVOLENT, Monstrous, most evil person, ruthless, Tyrant, Villain, war criminal, Wicked

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!