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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2366 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a horde of dancing chickens invade, wearing tiny top hats and monocles. Or how about the time we turned all the trees into giant talking mushrooms that tell terrible dad jokes? And don’t even get me started on the time we replaced all the creepers with friendly llamas who just want to give you hugs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Butt-kicking Competition, where players compete to see who can punch the most zombies in the face in 60 seconds. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the great manifestation of pure, unadulterated silliness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
