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TinderTattlerCraft

aita, Applebees, Asshole, Business, fate, Friends, husband, INFORMATION, match, Notification, profile, restroom, right thing, Tinder, TinderTattlerCraft, unmatched, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Animals Bred:	167	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy encounters you might have!

Join us and you might just find yourself in a situation like the time I caught someone’s wife on Tinder while eating at Applebee’s. Imagine the thrill of confronting a cheating spouse in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now!

PerfCraft SMP: Epic Human Stuff

10. Masterpiece, 11. Superior craftsmanship, 12. Unbeatable creation, 13. Supreme invention, 14. Exceptional creation, 15. Unsurpassable, 16. Peerless creation, 17. Unrivaled innovation, 18. Optimal design, 19. Matchless creation, 2. Innovation, 20. Unexcelled craftsmanship., 3. Perfection, 4. Excellence, 5. Unimprovable, 6. Ingenious inventions, 7. Human creativity, 8. Ultimate creation, 9. Flawless design, Epic, Human, human ingenuity, PerfCraft, smp, Stuff

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Holy Grails Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Emeralds Found:	2316
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the diamonds literally rain from the sky! This server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Join us and become part of a community where building a dirt house is considered a work of art and riding a pig into battle is a totally legit strategy. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server!

LynchCraft Minecraft Server

billionaire, Business, entrepreneur, investigation, luxury yacht, LynchCraft, Maritime, maritime disaster, Mike Lynch, Minecraft, missing, missing persons, News, search and rescue, Server, sinks, Tech, Technology, Tragedy, Tycoon, uk, uk news, wealthy individuals

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

so, like, u know that uk tech dude, mike lynch? well, he was on this super fancy yacht, right? and then, like, the yacht just straight up sank! and now, he’s missing! but guess what, u can join our minecraft server and, like, pretend u r mike lynch trying to survive on a deserted island! build ur own yacht and sail the high seas, matey! maybe u can even find some buried treasure or fight off some pirates! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive like mike lynch!

KurskCraft: ChechenHeaven

Bravery, Chechen commander, ChechenHeaven, Chechnya, Conflict, DEFEND, Defense, Duty, fallen, Heaven, Honor, Kursk, KurskCraft, loyalty, Military, Ordered, Promises, russia, Russian conscripts, sacrifice, soldiers, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2101	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

hey u, yea u, want to join the craziest minecraft server ever? well buckle up cuz this server is like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! imagine russian conscripts fighting off zombies and skeletons while defending Kursk, yea that’s what u can do here! and get this, the chechen commander promises a place in ‘heaven’ for anyone who falls in battle. talk about a sweet deal, amirite? so come join us and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in this epic minecraft server!

MuscleCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, ageless, aging, aging process, aging well, anti-aging, Benefits, Biomarkers, Exercise, exercise benefits., exercise science, FITNESS, health, healthy aging, Longevity, muscle aging, muscle biomarkers, muscle function, muscle health, muscle mass, muscle strength, MuscleCraft, physical activity

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6474
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is like da fountain of youth for ur Minecraft character. We got all da crazy exercises u can do to make ur muscles super buff and strong.

Like, seriously, u can do squats, push-ups, and even lift virtual weights in da game. And get dis, every time u level up ur muscles in da game, u actually level up in real life too! It’s like magic, but better cuz it’s Minecraft.

So, if u wanna stay forever young and have da muscles of a Greek god, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got da best parties and dance-offs in Minecraft history. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun and gains. Join now and become a Minecraft fitness legend!

Aurora: Where grown-ups play like kids on Hermitcraft, just with less redstone

Adventure, application, aurora, authentic, Bluemap, Community, Crafting, creativity, Datapacks, dedicated server, Fabric, GrownUps, hermitcraft, imagination, Kids, landscape, Memories, multiplayer, Play, Redstone, smp, Survival, techtonic, Tectonic, Terralith, Trailer, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	235
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	Dedicated
Server Features	Authentic vanilla feel, Bluemap, Techtonic, Datapacks

Overview

Aurora SMP is a Minecraft server running on Fabric 1.21 with a dedicated server, offering players an engaging multiplayer experience in a Season 3 world. The server has been live for 2 months and is focused on community building, creativity, and exploration.

FAQ

1. How do I join Aurora SMP?

To join our server, please join the Discord community and fill out an application.

2. Are there any planned resets for the server?

There are no resets planned anytime soon, so players can catch up and build without the fear of losing progress.

3. What datapacks are available on Aurora SMP?

One player sleep
No Endermen dirt stealing
Armor stand adjustments
Double Shulker Shell drops
Wandering traders selling mini blocks
Player and mob head drops

4. Can I view my creations in 3D?

Yes, Aurora SMP offers Bluemap for a 3D view of your builds in your web browser.

5. What other server features are available?

This season, Techtonic and Terralith are being used to create a new and inspiring landscape for players to explore and build on.

6. What is the server trailer?

You can watch the server’s trailer at here.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, challenge, Community, Creepercraft, Diversity, drag show, empowerment, equality, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Gender Identity, incel, inclusion, kamala, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Server, sex, sexual orientation, Support, tolerance, validation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Buildings Constructed:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous incentives to join!

Have you ever wanted to witness a drag show in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Not only will you have a blast watching our virtual queens slay the stage, but if you don’t have a fabulous time and leave wanting to vote for Kamala Harris, our admin will personally suck off and swallow up to 10 incels! That’s right, folks, we’re turning incels into drag show enthusiasts, one blowjob at a time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just leave with a newfound love for drag queens and a whole lot more!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP >based theme

based look, based pyro, based theme, gtbased, Minecraft, nd7xja, PixelatedPals, smp, streamable video, Theme

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world that is based on absolute chaos and pure madness! Our theme is so based that even the creepers are dancing to dubstep music. The look of our server will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft universe or if you’ve been transported to a psychedelic dreamland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is based pyrobased, which means that every time you light a fire, a rainbow explosion will fill the sky and unicorns will rain down from above. It’s like a party every time you strike a match!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

car accessibility, car availability, car independence, car loans, car maintenance, car necessity, car ownership, car responsibilities, car sharing, car usage, CarCraft, emergency preparedness, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial struggles, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation, work commute

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Potions Brewed:	108	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own ride! Join us and never worry about lending your car to your brother again – because in our virtual world, cars are for everyone!

Imagine this: you’re cruising down the pixelated streets in your blocky car, on your way to visit your sick pixelated family member. No need to worry about anyone asking to borrow your car, because here, everyone has their own ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even your sister and dad will be begging to join in on the fun. They’ll see that it’s not selfish to keep your car to yourself when you’re living your best virtual life in our Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and most importantly, no car-sharing drama. See you in the game!

GrandparentGamerz

blended families, childhood memories, court battles., custody, emotional attachment, family bonds, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, Family Support, GrandparentGamerz, Grandparents, Grief, loyalty, motherless, parent-child relationships, parental anger, Resentment, stepfamily dynamics, stepmother

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your family troubles.

On our server, you can build your dream house away from your dad, Beth, and all the drama. Explore new worlds, make new friends, and create your own happy place where you can be yourself without any judgment.

Join us and leave all the AITA drama behind! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks to worry about instead? Let’s build a world where you can be the hero and leave all the negativity behind. Join now and let the fun begin!