Crazy Prison Series Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bloodbath

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Towns Built:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1871
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Crops Grown:	3510	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just sit there lifeless like a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is so alive, it bleeds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so immersive that it actually bleeds when you mine into it. But don’t worry, it’s just redstone dust, not real blood (we think).

Join us for epic adventures where you can battle zombie pigmen riding on top of creepers, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have been known to break out into spontaneous karaoke sessions.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where the villagers go to party like it’s 1999.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride because on our server, anything is possible.

FedHunters Minecraft Server: Where even creepers fear the feds!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground base where we train feds to take down mass shooters in the virtual world! Join us and help us protect our pixelated community from any potential threats. Who knew Minecraft could be so action-packed and thrilling? Join now and be a hero in a blocky world like no other!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way.

Our server is like a virtual playground, where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner blocky warrior. With events like SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council and Grand Assault: Gregorius, you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, with banners featuring characters like Toki and Nagisa, you’ll have some cute companions to join you on your journey.

But that’s not all – we also have hot springs, because even virtual blocky warriors need to relax and unwind. Join us for events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and Grand Assault: Kaiten, and get ready for some seriously epic battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this blocky world.

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-up Lines Are Welcome

Analysis, Communication, communication styles, Confused, creeper, DATING, emotions, flirty, FlirtyCraft, Interpretation, lines, mixed signals, overthinking, patience, pickup, relationships, relationships advice, Reply, Signals, Texting, texting etiquette, texting habits, uncertainty, Waiting

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of waiting for that special someone to reply to your texts? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our chat feature is so fast that you’ll never have to wait for a reply again! Join now and experience the thrill of instant messaging in a blocky virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Flirty Creeper, who will blow you away with their smooth pick-up lines and explosive charm. Who needs dating apps when you can find love (or at least a good laugh) on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare to be amazed by the crazy adventures and hilarious encounters that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fern Fetish Funland: Where Pixel Plants Are the New Hotness!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6839	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Emeralds Found:	7540

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious and alluring as Fern herself? Look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that will keep Fern’s whereabouts a total mystery. And don’t worry about her giving you the silent treatment, she’s too busy crafting epic builds and battling mobs to bother with that! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as intriguing as Fern’s hidden assets.

DebtCraft: Where Your Credit Card Balance is Your High Score!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of drowning in debt and feeling like a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and mine your way out of debt with our virtual currency system. Who needs real money when you can just trade diamonds for all your financial needs? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a financial advisor in disguise, ready to help you slay your debt once and for all. So come join us and let’s craft a debt-free future together!

Crafty Borkers – Chaos and Corgis Galore

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	189	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Battle Plan Edition where you can engage in epic battles, build insane structures, and conquer the virtual world like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most legendary streamers who will entertain you with their shenanigans and crazy antics. From karaoke nights to Twitter spaces, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive merch featuring our beloved Mococo and Fuwawa characters. Deck yourself out in the coolest gear and show off your love for our server wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Battles: Devs vs Noobs

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9582
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	103	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the players rule all? Well, on our server, it’s a battle of the ages – game designer vs player!

Join us for epic showdowns as players try to outwit and outbuild the game designers who are constantly throwing crazy challenges and obstacles in their way. Will you be able to conquer the ultimate challenge and prove your worth against the masterminds behind the game?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beast, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a build-off. If you can impress the Blocky Beast with your building skills, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate game designer vs player showdown!

Crafty Chosen Crew

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to work hard for everything? Well, look no further because on our server, all you have to do is start a cult! That’s right, just gather some followers, sacrifice a few chickens, and boom – free lunch for everyone! Who knew starting a cult could be so rewarding (and delicious)? Join us now and see just how far your cult can go!

Blocky Death Wish

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Star Shards Collected:	231	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape your troubles and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Feeling like a sack of potatoes with bad posture? No problem! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a floating block of cheese with impeccable posture.

Have OCD tendencies? Perfect! You can organize and reorganize your virtual world to your heart’s content without anyone judging you.

Are you on the autism spectrum with a high IQ? Well, you’ll fit right in here! Our server is filled with intelligent individuals who will appreciate your unique perspective.

And if you’re feeling a bit borderline and struggling with severe depression, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without fear of judgment.

So come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s just for a few hours of pure escapism.