join dis server if u wanna be as iconic as one direction’s first words to da world, “you’re insecure.” our server is so lit, even harry styles would wanna join. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that sing.
if u join now, u might even run into steve’s long lost cousin, dave, who is a professional potato farmer. he will show u his secret potato farm that is guarded by a pack of wild llamas.
we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. rumor has it, herobrine himself makes an appearance every saturday night to show off his sick dance moves.
so come join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs diamonds when u have all this craziness waiting for u?
