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BlockVerse Minecraft Server

bishes, bishin, BlockVerse, DXM, feelings, fuckin, go, in my feelings, Lyrics, Minecraft, Mob, my Pepe, PepeReppin, PILLS, pop a Dex, Roll, round, Server, sip attack, Slow, STOP, take me, Thread

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Animals Bred:	116
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs roll harder than a party bus on DXM pills! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate PepeReppin adventure, where PepeBishes bishin at you in slow motion.

But beware, once you pop a Dex and sip on that DXM, you’ll be in your feelings like never before. Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the wild ride that is waiting for them.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Just remember, once you start, there’s no turning back from the crazy world of PepeReppin and DXM pills!

Minecraft SMP: UohCraft – The Global Uooooooh Experience

Community, Corpos, discuss, discussion, Entertainment, Experience, Favorite, Global, Hide, indies, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Off topic, online personalities, post, Raids, Report, shitposting, smp, Uoh, UohCraft, Uooooooh, Uooooooh Global, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crops Grown:	7142	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where the real fun is at! We have a community of hilarious VTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From the giant corpos with their flashy builds to the tiniest Indies with their quirky personalities, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, crazy pranks that will leave you in stitches, and secret underground bases that will blow your mind. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the laughter and madness begin!

ImplyCraft: GF Eviction Edition

accusations, age gap, allegations, Boundaries, Communication, Edition, Eviction, family, Friends, Gaming, Grooming, Implications, ImplyCraft, moving out, online friendships, overreaction, predator, relationships, social media, Trust, Tweeter, Ultimatums, YouTuber

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	117
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are formed and adventures await!

Join us on this server where we have a rich backstory of gaming clans and unlikely friendships. Just like how we rescued a 12-year-old kid named Bob from bullies in Rust and turned him into one of our closest friends. Who knew that a virtual friendship could lead to real-life wedding invites from Denmark, Sweden, Netherlands, and Poland?

But beware, drama lurks in the shadows of our server! Witness the tale of a girlfriend accusing her boyfriend of being a predator for simply gaming with his friends. Will he kick her out of his house or will her family convince him otherwise? Find out on our server where the drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a mix of friendship, drama, and outrageous stories, then join us now! Who knows, you might just find your own Bob to game with for years to come.

NoAppendixNoProblem

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4480
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your appendix again! That’s right, we guarantee that all players will have their appendix magically removed upon joining our server. Say goodbye to potential appendicitis and hello to a life of worry-free gaming! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of spleens who are always looking for new members to join their spleen-tastic adventures. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate organ-free Minecraft experience!

DroneWars Minecraft Server

aerial incursion, airspace violation, defense systems, Denies, Diplomatic tension, downing, drone technology, DroneWars, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical dispute, international news, international relations, military conflict, military defense, Military operations, Minecraft, political controversy, Romania, Russian drones, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Votes:	2011	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

lol u know where u won’t get denied? on our epic minecraft server! we don’t deny anything, especially not the fun u’ll have when u join us. like, u can build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle against evil creepers. plus, we totally didn’t down any drones over ukraine, so u know we’re cool. come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DroneDefenseCraft: Ukraine’s SoundSentry

acoustic drone detection, air defense, Army, cooperation, Copying, Defense, DroneDefenseCraft, Effective, innovation, low cost, Military, Network, option, SECURITY, SENSORS, SoundSentry, strategy, Surveillance, Technology, U.S, Ukraine, Ukraines

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we have a network of 10,000 acoustic sensors just like Ukraine! We use them to detect sneaky creepers trying to blow up our epic builds. The U.S. Army is even interested in copying us because we’re THAT good at defending against air attacks! So come join us and be part of the most lit defense network in Minecraft history! #CreeperDefenseSquad #UkraineWho?

CancerKillerCraft

Bacterial infection, bacterial therapy, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, CancerKillerCraft, common bacteria, Fusobacterium, head and neck cancer, infection, Lab studies, Medical research, Microbiome, mouth bacteria, oncology, oral health, oral microbiota, risk of death, Tumor Cells, viable cells

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Items Found:	4186	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical bacteria that can kill cancers! you heard it right, folks! just hop on our server and let the fusobacterium work its magic on those pesky cancer cells. who needs chemotherapy when you have a minecraft server, amirite?

we’ve got head and neck cancers shaking in their boots as they see our bacteria coming for them. watch as the cancer cells tremble in fear as they are infected and reduced by 70%-99%. it’s like a battle royale, but with bacteria and cancer cells instead of players!

join us now and witness the power of fusobacterium in action. we guarantee a 65% reduction in risk of death for head and neck cancers on our server. it’s a medical miracle disguised as a minecraft server. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the magic of bacteria in action.

The Dark Age

ai bots, castle siege, Classes, historical, KitPvP, Maps, minecraft server, Mines of Moria, PvP, The Dark Age

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	151
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mines Excavated:	4860

Castle Siege Game – Play with 18 unique classes and maps ranging from Historical Castles to the Mines of Moria.

Even when there aren’t many players online, play against AI bots to keep the game fun!

TheDarkAge.net

HeartBreakCraft: Where griefing is encouraged and resets never happen! Join the chaos now! 1.20.2 Java edition, 15 players on!

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, Chaos, Coreprotect, Difficulty, Discord, Economy, Edition, encouraged, Griefing, happen, Hate Speech, HeartbreakCraft, Inventory rollback, java, Join, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Players, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Virginia, Warps, Website

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

General Information:

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Pay-to-win Store	No pay-to-win store
World Reset	Never. World dates back to July 2019

Technical Information:

Feature	Description
Server Hardware	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins	Purpur, CoreProtect, InventorySaver
World Size	Main world: 90,000 x 90,000 \| Other worlds: 20,000 x 20,000

Useful Links:

Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net
Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules
IP: play.hearthcraft.net
Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

Extensive FAQ Questions & Answers:

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store with no paid perks.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, the server does not have limitations on automatic farms such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: What is the server difficulty?

A: The server difficulty is set to Hard.

Q: Is there a world reset?

A: No, the world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

”CreeperCraze Minecraft Server”

Analysis, Behavior, Communication, CreeperCraze, cultural influences, Curiosity, Decision making, emotions, Human nature, individual differences, Minecraft, Motivations, observations, personality traits, Psychology, Questioning, Reflection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, social dynamics, societal norms, Understanding human behavior

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Farms Harvested:	838
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6415	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you questioning why you ever played on those other servers.

Our server is so wacky that even the creepers wear party hats and explode confetti instead of blowing up your builds. We have a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, but in a good way! You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing Minecraft. From parkour courses filled with flying chickens to PvP battles on a giant cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why are we like this? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Join our server and let your inner goofball run wild. Who knows, you might just discover a new love for Minecraft in the most unexpected way.