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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 268 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!