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VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3332	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mines Excavated:	4350	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Towns Built:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BlockCraftin’FUN

best kept secrets, BlockCraftinFUN, diamond in the rough, hidden delights, hidden gems, hidden treasures, hidden wonders, lesser known, Must try, Overlooked, overlooked experiences, overlooked pleasures, try new things, under-the-radar attractions, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered pleasures, Unexplored, unique experiences

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Star Shards Collected:	148
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBananza Minecraft Server

4.4 million years, BlockyBananza, China, cultural genocide, Cumulative, discrimination, ethnic cleansing, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, injustice, international community, Minecraft, minority group, Oppression, persecution, political prisoners, Prison, sentenced, Server, study, Uyghurs, Xinjiang

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	178	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

FatahFrenzyMC

armed conflict, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Fatah, FatahFrenzyMC, foreign relations, hezbollah, international news, Israel, le monde, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, targeted killing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Towns Built:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Gods Slained:	0

u know what else is killin it? this minecraft server! it’s like the wild west but with blocky pigs and creepers! come join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise!

we got diamond armor that makes u invincible, and enchanted swords that can slay dragons with one hit! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and turn ur enemies into chickens!

rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make u the richest player in all the land. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the world of minecraft!

PixelPerfectCraft

beauty standards, camera quality, digital age, digital filters, FILTERS, grainy quality, image editing, modern society, Nostalgia, old cameras, photo manipulation, photography, PixelPerfectCraft, self improvement, self-image, self-perception, self-presentation, social media, Technology, visual aesthetics., visual culture

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so epic dat it will make ur brain explode with joy. like, u know how old cameras make u look better cuz of da grainy quality? well dis server is like dat, but on steroids. u will look so good, u won’t even believe it’s u. u will be slayin’ dem creepers and buildin’ dem houses like a pro. plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

FastingCraft: StemCellz & Cancer

animal research, Cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cell regeneration, digestive system, fasting and cancer, fasting benefits, FastingCraft, gut health, heal injuries, Health research, intermittent fasting, intermittent fasting effects, intestinal cancer, intestinal health, intestinal stem cells, mice study, mouse model, Regeneration, stem cell regeneration, stem cell therapy, StemCellz

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1994	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a scientist in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u, cuz we got mice studies goin on all da time! u can be like a mad scientist and do experiments on mice and stuff. but watch out, cuz if u do too much intermittent fasting on da mice, dey might get intestinal cancer! it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and science on dis server, so come join us for some crazy fun!