Players: |
94/700 |
Uptime: |
95% |
Rating: |
5.0 / 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: |
2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: |
15 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: |
2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
0 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: |
4 |
Herobrine Sightings: |
5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: |
3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
6 |
Rune Stones Activated: |
12 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: |
1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: |
2 |
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