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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 2978 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2646 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your sister after a few beers? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your drunk sister would feel right at home.
Join us for a lap-sitting extravaganza where there’s never enough space on the couch, but always enough room for some outrageous fun. Who needs personal space when you can have a tipsy sister sitting on your lap, apologizing for her heavy ass?
But don’t worry, we draw the line at uncomfortable moments – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, we’ve got you covered. So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to leave your girlfriend at home – things tend to get a little crazy around here!
