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CraftyCrepesAndCaves

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Conflict, cost, CraftyIsrael, Damage, Defense, Destruction, financial impact, Infrastructure, international relations, IRan attack, Israel, long tail tag, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attack, political tension, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, tens of millions, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

anti-semitism, Apology, community outrage, controversy, court hearing, cultural insensitivity, Hate Speech, Inappropriate Behavior, Israeli flag, legal consequences, Nazi swastika, NaziFlagOopsieCraft, offensive display, offensive symbol, public apology, regretful actions, restaurateur, social media backlash, Sydney, unacceptable behavior

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	New Chunks Explored:	84766
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

EarthCube

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny, Towny Factions Earth Map Community Building Minecraft sports Siege wars Survival PvP Economy Minigames Custom plugins Quests Exploration Roleplay Dungeons Magic Clans Events Crafting, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	8596
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Mines Excavated:	4252

EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

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Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Villages Defended:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

aita, arrested, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, brother, Communication, Conflict, cordial, Decision making, disregarding, driving by, DWI charge, Edition, opinion, OpinionCraft, Pick up, relationship, Respect, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8098
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5047	Votes:	4523
Buildings Constructed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!

BookWormSMP: Life Changer

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	156063
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Emeralds Found:	859
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

BlockShockSecrets

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve and the dragon were actually in cahoots, planning to take over the entire Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Notch’s lost treasure, hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery challenges and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another block in the lava?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Artillery Units, border, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Full Fire Readiness, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military exercises, Minecraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, orders, provocation, SECURITY, Server, south korea, Tension, threat

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	260	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korea and order our artillery units near the border to full fire readiness. we have insane battles and epic explosions that will make your head spin. come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of war every day. who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now and be part of the madness.