🍆💦Crazed Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

14 year old babysit, AITAH, BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child safety, co parenting, Communication, Date night, emergency contact, family dynamics, long tail tags, mature child, parenting, responsible teenager, ring doorbell camera, single parent, support system, teenage babysitter, TeenSitterCraft, Trust

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Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

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LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	89
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5128	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crops Grown:	4929	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Life-Changing Crazed Minecraft Servers

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

NeverAgainCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

MayhemCraftUK

Stats November 22, 2024

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

Stats November 22, 2024

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

Stats November 22, 2024

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

Stats November 22, 2024

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2406	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alien Abductions:	5

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2760	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Crops Grown:	9449
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10