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PointlessCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, cherishing relationships, close friend, Contentment, feeling unlovable, Happiness, Loneliness, loneliness cycle, loved one, Mediocrity, mindset, Minecraft, overcoming negativity, personal growth, PointlessCraft, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, sibling, treating others well

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8424
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the mundane and embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your boring microwave meals and lack of close friends.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unlovable or boring because everyone is welcome, no matter how weird or wacky you may be. We’ve got a community of players who are just as quirky and fun-loving as you, ready to embark on outrageous quests and build insane creations together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner goofball shine! Who knows, you might just find the close friend, sibling, or loved one you’ve been searching for in the most unexpected of places – like a blocky world filled with endless possibilities. Don’t be good, don’t be terrible, just be yourself and have a blast!

Bitcorns Minecraft Server: Where mining meets farming!

Bitcorns, Farming, meets, Minecraft, Mining, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than Bitcorns! Join us for a virtual adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.

But that’s not all – on Bitcorns, we have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the most epic dance parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a broomstick like a witch!

So why wait? Join Bitcorns today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Forever YoungCraft

aging, Aging population, appreciating life, embracing the unknown, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of aging, fear of death, fear of dying, future uncertainty, life and death, life expectancy, living fully, living in the moment, living with purpose, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, mortality realization, mortality reflection, YoungCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Farms Harvested:	682
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

join our minecraft server and u will never die tomorrow, next week, next month or next year! we have magical potions that make u immortal in the game, so u can play forever and ever and ever.

also, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of minecraft land. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a dragon while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. we have regular dance parties in the virtual town square and weekly costume contests where the winner gets a pet panda to ride around on.

so come join us and never worry about growing old or dying, because on our server, you’ll be young and immortal forever.

Crafty Gunsmiths Minecraft Server

1990s, action, Anime, Bounty Hunters, Car Chases, Chicago, Crafty, crime, detective, explosive action, Fast-paced, Female Protagonists, Guns, gunsmith cats, Gunsmiths, japanese animation, Kenichi Sonoda, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, romance, seinen, Server, Thriller

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	852	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the romance on this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual love triangle drama with players fighting over who gets to build a heart-shaped house together. We’ve had players propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and even had a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks. It’s like The Bachelor meets Minecraft, you won’t want to miss out on all the lovey-dovey drama! So come join us and find your pixelated soulmate today!

Survival Showdown Minecraft Server

battle, choose, Competition, decision, Defeat, Dilemma, Fight, FINAL, last man standing, Loser, Minecraft, Only One, option, selection, Server, showdown, showdown of the century, Survival, SURVIVE, ultimate showdown, Victory, winner

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the strongest survive! Are you ready to battle it out with other players for dominance? Choose your weapon wisely, whether it’s a diamond sword or a rubber chicken (yes, we have those too).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that a powerful dragon guards the loot, so gather your friends and prepare for an epic quest to claim the riches.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate survivor. Just remember, only one can survive. Which one do you choose?

AuntieCraft: No Thanks!

aunt, AuntieCraft, aunts, baby, campus, Classes, college, Commute, decision, doubt, family, girl, Help, Living, Mother, Moving, Schedule, selfish, Semester, Support, work

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your family for not wanting to move in with your aunt and help take care of her kids? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and build your own virtual family!

Join us and create your own virtual aunt who will never ask you to move in and disrupt your college life. Help her take care of her virtual baby girl and older kids in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Don’t let your real-life family make you doubt yourself – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story. Plus, the daily commute to and from our server is a breeze, no traffic jams or schedule mess-ups here!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs real-life aunts when you can have a virtual one who respects your boundaries and lets you live your best blocky life?

CraftyCook Minecraft Server

CEREAL, comfort food, convenient, Cook, CraftyCook, Delivery, Dinner, EASY, exhausted, Food, frozen pizza, go-to meal, instant noodles, Lazy, leftovers, microwaveable, Minecraft, pantry meal, Quick, redditors, Server, takeout, tired

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	4679
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of cooking IRL and just want to chill and play some Minecraft? Join our server where the only thing you have to worry about is what block to place next! Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of surviving on virtual food alone. We have a secret recipe for a virtual feast that will leave you full and satisfied without lifting a finger. So come join us and let’s feast like kings in the world of blocks and pixels!

OligarchCraft: $11B Dividends

11B, assets, billionaires, Business, corporate profits, dividends, earnings, Economy, finance, Financial Success, high income, Investments, MONEY, OligarchCraft, oligarchy, PROFITS, russia, Russian oligarchs, shares, stock market, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? a bunch of russian dudes, like, billionaires and stuff, made, like, a gazillion dollars in, like, dividends in just over a year. that’s, like, so much money, man. you gotta join our minecraft server, cuz, like, we got russian oligarchs playing with us, and they’re, like, building diamond castles and stuff. it’s, like, crazy, man. you wanna be part of this insane wealth and luxury, right? come join us and be a part of the oligarch gang. we promise you won’t regret it.

HealCraft: No Pain, All Gain

adaptation, biology, Body, Evolution, evolutionary advantage, gain, genetic traits, HealCraft, Healing Process, health, human body, immune system, medical science, natural abilities, Pain, physical health, Regeneration, resilience, Self Healing, self-care, self-repairing capabilities, Survival, wellness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u want to experience da ultimate adrenaline rush! our world is filled with danger at every turn, from lava pits to creeper explosions to zombie hoardes. but don’t worry, cuz ur body has evolved to have SELF-HEALING ABILITIES! dat’s right, u can jump off a cliff and be back to full health in no time.

imagine da chaos and mayhem as u battle ur friends in epic pvp battles, only to heal up and do it all over again. u’ll be like a superhero with rapid healing powers, unstoppable and invincible.

so come join us on dis server and experience da thrill of living life on da edge, where danger lurks around every corner but u always come out on top. plus, we have free cake on wednesdays. ain’t dat worth it?

NipahBrainBarrierFun

Animal Reservoirs, Blood-Brain Barrier, Brain Infection, DiSRuPtiON, Emerging Infectious Disease, encephalitis, Host Immune Response, Infectious Disease Research, Insights, neurological complications, neurological disorders, Neurotropism, Nipah Virus, Nipah Virus Neurotropism, NipahBrainBarrierFun, Outbreak Investigation, public health, Viral Entry Mechanisms, Viral Pathogenesis, zoonotic disease

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7219	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got the most insane adventures eva. like, you can explore the nether and find a secret portal to a dimension full of dancing llamas and flying pigs. and get this, the zombies are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of trying to eat your brains.

oh, and did i mention we have a mini-game where you have to battle a giant chicken with laser eyes? yeah, it’s wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

but the best part is our exclusive event where all the mobs in the game break out into a dance party. creepers doing the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

so come join us on this server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.