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Support Beautiful Girls Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, beautiful girls, BROKEN, customer service, donation, Female Characters, financial support, FIX, game bugs, game development, Gaming, Girls, in-game purchases, Minecraft, MONEY, online shopping, Shop, smp, Support, support beautiful girls, Video game characters, video games, virtual world

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	295	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of beautiful girls in video games not being able to sell you their goods because their shop is broken? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and help us fix their shop so you can give them all your money and support their virtual businesses. Who knows, maybe they’ll even give you a discount for being the hero who saved the day! So come on, join us and be a part of this epic quest to support beautiful girls in video games.

StepDadNoBathAccess

apartment, baby, Boundaries, cleanliness, deployment, Disrespect, family bathroom, financial means, germaphobic, Hospital, medical school, Military, Nursery, OB appointment, sensory issues, Sickness, stepdad, StepDadNoBathAccess, unwelcomed, young parents

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds in the most unexpected places! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of why one player doesn’t let their stepdad use their bathroom.

Picture this: a family living under one roof, with a baby on the way and a stepdad who just can’t seem to follow the rules. From peeing on the floor to sleeping in the nursery, this household is a soap opera waiting to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Stepdad claims he went to medical school (spoiler alert: he’s a history major) and has a bizarre vendetta against the fiancé. Will they ever get along? Will the bathroom ever be clean again? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join? Because where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous antics in a Minecraft world? Come for the blocks, stay for the chaos. See you in the game!

CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

CraftyAdvice, enduring wisdom, guidance, impactful words, important advice, influential mentor, lasting impact., life lessons, Long Time, memorable advice, mentor, Minecraft, profound guidance, remember, sage advice, significant impact, smp, timeless advice, unforgettable lessons, Valuable insights, valuable teachings, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	349	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Creeper Apocalypse Sunrise

Apocalypse, bad day, car trouble, Chaos, creeper, Disaster, flat tire, forgot wallet, late for work, lost keys, missed alarm, missed deadline, missed flight, missed important meeting, Nightmare, overslept, power outage, sick child, spilled coffee, sunrise, traffic jam, Wake Up, worst morning

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Picture this: you wake up to find yourself stranded on a deserted island with nothing but a pickaxe and a few blocks of dirt. But fear not, because this Minecraft server is here to turn your worst morning into the most epic adventure of your life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own roller coaster that loops around a volcano. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and ancient relics waiting to be discovered.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to outwit a mischievous group of creeper bandits, navigate through a maze of lava pits, and survive the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this crazy, chaotic world.

SeaBlock Minecraft Server

ASEAN, China, Diplomacy, Dispute, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, international relations, maritime conflict, Minecraft, multilateral cooperation, Politics, regional tensions, russia, Seablock, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Statement, Superpowers, territorial disputes, united nations

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1972	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ores Mined:	767
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and china are battling it out over who controls the south china sea! watch as they build giant pixelated ships and shoot each other with TNT cannons! who will come out on top? join now to find out and maybe even join in on the chaos! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry before the server gets nuked by a creeper!

RuskyBlockz – RIP to 73k Soldiers

73k, CASUALTIES, conflict reporting, data, deaths, eastern europe, identities confirmed, international relations, investigation, Journalism, killed in Ukraine, mediazona, Military, military intervention, RIP, RuskyBlockz, russia, Russian soldiers, soldiers, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, Verification, war casualties

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Star Shards Collected:	240
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got da INSIDE SCOOP on all da tea ☕️ we even know da identities of like 73,000 russian soldiers who got rekt in ukraine 💀 like, we got da deets man, u won’t find dis kinda drama anywhere else 🤯 join us for some epic battles and maybe u can uncover some top secret info too 😉 #spillthetea #minecraftsecrets #russiansoldiers

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9464
Animals Bred:	128	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	827
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Pyrakia

Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

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MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2369	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

139.84.166.158