crayon retard – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

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MinecraftProposalDrama

Abuse, adhd, anxiety disorder, autism, Boundaries, Communication, depression, dramatic, Flashbacks, friendship, Guilt, mental health, MinecraftProposalDrama, Proposal, ptsd, sensitivity, shame, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendships that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Meet Laura, the queen of mental health labels, who will have you questioning your own sanity as she navigates through anxiety, depression, autism, and ADHD all in one Minecraft world. Will she find the diamond of self-discovery or get lost in the caves of confusion? Only time will tell!

Witness Matt’s epic proposal to Grace, complete with a post-engagement party that will make you wish you were invited. But watch out for Laura, who may or may not show up due to her fear of relationship trauma. Will she crash the party or build her own fortress of solitude?

And don’t forget our protagonist, the PTSD survivor who’s not afraid to speak her mind. When the drama hits the fan, she’s there to set the record straight and call out the theatrics. Will she save the day or become the villain in this pixelated soap opera?

Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a few creeper explosions. Who needs reality TV when you have the drama of virtual blocks?

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RealityCheck Minecraft Server

abnormal behavior, altered perception, auditory hallucinations, bipolar disorder, cognitive impairment, delusions, disconnection from reality, disorganized thinking, dissociation, emotional instability, Hallucinations, irrational beliefs, mental health, Minecraft, PARANOIA, psychiatric symptoms, Psychosis, reality testing, realitycheck, schizophrenia, Server, signs of losing touch with reality, Visual hallucinations

Are you seeing signs of someone losing touch with reality? Well, maybe it’s time for them to join our wacky Minecraft server! Our server is so crazy that it will make them question what is real and what is just a blocky dream.

Join us and experience mind-bending adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and getting lost in a maze filled with talking chickens.

Forget about reality, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on in and let your mind be blown by the insanity that awaits you!

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Ex-Girlfriend’s Minecraft Exposed

BETRAYAL, boyfriends, Cheating, DATING, ex boyfriends, exgirlfriends, EXPOSED, HEARTBREAK, hindsight, Infidelity, Insecurity, Jealousy, lessons learned, Lies, Minecraft, moving on, red flags, reddit, regrets, relationships, Secrets, trust issues, warning signs

Hey gamers, ever wonder what happened to the guy she told you not to worry about? Well, on our Minecraft server, he’s actually a friendly NPC who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off! Join now for the chance to show off your sick moves and score some epic loot. Who knew jealousy could lead to such awesome rewards in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

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BanglaCraft Minecraft Server

BanglaCraft, bangladesh, civil rights, controversy, deadly, discrimination, employment, Government, job quotas, judicial system, labor rights, legal decision, Minecraft, policy, PROTESTS, public outcry, quota system, Ruling, scrapped, Server, social justice, SUPREME COURT, Unrest

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more chaos than Bangladesh’s Supreme Court! our job quotas are as non-existent as a unicorn riding a rainbow! no deadly protests here, just pure fun and madness!

we have more surprises than a clown car at a circus! build your dream world, battle epic monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world! it’s a wild ride that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! let’s create chaos together!

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EilatMissileMayhem

border security, Conflict Resolution, cross-border attack, defense system, defense technology, Eilat, EilatMissileMayhem, Houthi rebels, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, military defense, military response, missile attack, missile defense system, missile interception, political tensions, regional tensions, security measures, security threat, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept missiles fired from Yemen and protect Eilat from the evil Houthis! build your own missile defense system and show those pesky attackers who’s boss. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual missiles to launch at your enemies! let’s show them who rules the virtual world!

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AmbaniWeddingCraze

ambani wedding, AmbaniWeddingCraze, asian wedding, Bollywood, celebration, celebrity wedding, Crazy Rich Asians, Cultural differences, cultural representation, event planning, Extravagant, family dynamics, financial excess, grandeur, high society, indian traditions, Lavish, luxury, Opulent, rich culture, social status, Wealthy

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a rich Asian wedding, then you gotta join this server, bro! We got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling Gucci armor for dirt cheap!

I heard that on this server, you can ride on the back of a dragon while battling a giant zombie wearing a top hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by Notch himself!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

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SalmonellaCraft: Antibiotic-Free Chicken Shop

AntibioticFree, antimicrobial, antimicrobial resistance, Antimicrobial Resistant, Antimicrobial Resistant Salmonella, chicken, Chicken Meat, emerging, growing concern, Isolates, new study, resistance, Resistant Salmonella, Retail, Retail Chicken, Retail Chicken Meat, Retail Chicken Meat Contains, Salmonella Isolates, Salmonella Serovars, SalmonellaCraft, Shop, study, trends, Trends Explored.

so, liek, u know how u go to the store to buy sum chicken meat and ur liek “yum yum i luv me sum chicken” but then u find out dat da chicken meat has sum crazy antimicrobial resistant salmonella serovars? like wut even is dat? well, on dis server, we make sure dat our chicken meat is 100% salmonella-free! u can trust us, we got u covered. join us for a wild ride of chicken meat adventures and crazy antimicrobial resistance battles. who knew chicken meat could be so exciting, amirite? so come on down and join da fun, u won’t regret it!

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Chocolatish

Antique Atlas 4, client-sided map mod, Datapack, deep digging, Discord, discord server, Enchanting, enchanting table, Exploration, fabric loader, gameplay, ip address, java, Javaedition, Modded, Modpack, new, ordinary experience, Server, smp, Survival, Tool Trims, Tools, world features

This is a modded survival experience like no other. In other words, it’s actually completely ordinary. Most modded servers have a specific theme or game-changing element. On Chocolatish, however, the biggest changes aren’t so evident. There isn’t much to find on the surface, but once you start digging deep, you’ll find some nice modded features that will make your survival experience just a little bit better. For example, enchanting with the Enchanting Table has been overhauled so you won’t have to make a billion copies of the same item just to get the enchantments you want. Not into that? Explore the amazing new world features and document them with my favorite client-sided map mod, Antique Atlas 4 (not created by me or included in the official modpack). Still not enough? Trim your tools with the Tool Trims datapack! At Chocolatish, all types of players are accounted for when making sure that the survival experience is just right.

Join by following these steps:Download the required mods from the Discord server and add them to your mods folder. These mods require Fabric Loader, so you’ll need to install that first if you haven’t already!Once you’re in-game, enter the server IP address and join the server!If anything goes wrong, please do not hesitate to ask any questions in the Discord server.

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CasteCraft Minecraft Server

Brahmin, caste discrimination, caste privilege, caste system, CasteCraft, discrimination, discrimination in India, exclusion, Hierarchy, INEQUALITY, low caste, Marginalized, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Oppression, prejudice, Server, social class, social exclusion, social hierarchy, social injustice, social stratification, Untouchables

Are you tired of being discriminated against based on your Minecraft skin color? Well, fear not my low caste friend, because on our server, everyone is treated like royalty! No more being told you can’t access certain areas because of your caste – here, everyone is equal, even the brahmins who apparently have their own special shitting area (seriously, who comes up with this stuff?). Join us and experience a world where all players are respected and where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you have in your inventory. So come on, leave the caste system behind and join our server for a truly unique and inclusive Minecraft experience!

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NijiCraft Minecraft Server – Where Nijisanji EN Comes to Play

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth!

Imagine mining diamonds with MariaMari0nette, building a castle with D_Dropscythe, or battling zombies with RyomaBarrenworth. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here!

Join now for a chance to team up with your favorite VTubers and create the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch out for the trolls, griefers, and maybe even a stray llama or two. See you in the world of blocky madness!

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