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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1847 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4878 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!
Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.
But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!
