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VoteCraft: “Qualifications Not Needed” – Trendy Minecraft Server for the politically incorrect!

Accountability, appeal process, Disqualification, ethical behavior, final test, government accountability, Honesty, Incorrect, Integrity, Minecraft, monitoring finances, monitoring phone logs, monthly lie detector tests, Needed, Politically, probationary period, public leadership, public office, public service, public trust, qualifications, screening process, Server, swearing to uphold constitution, transparency, trendy, VoteCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Towns Built:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that takes politics to the next level? Look no further! Our server requires all players to pass a monthly lie detector test and swear to uphold the constitution before taking on public office. Can you handle the pressure? Failure means disqualification, but don’t worry – after an appeal, you’ll get one final chance to prove your honesty. And if you pass, get ready for a probationary period where we’ll be keeping a close eye on your finances and phone logs. It’s like playing Minecraft and running for office at the same time – what could be more exciting than that? Join us now and let the political games begin!

SovietGF-FreeFunZone

Boundaries, cold war, Cultural differences, DATING, eastern europe, History, humor, Ideology, International, love, No Soviet gf, Nostalgia, partner, personal choice, relationship, romance, russia, social norms, soviet union, SovietGFFreeFunZone

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	New Chunks Explored:	552442

Are you tired of constantly being followed around by a Soviet girlfriend in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server promises a Soviet girlfriend-free experience so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any communist drama. Join now for a capitalist paradise where red flags are strictly forbidden!

LMAOCraft: Momo’s ASMR Adventure

Adventure, asmr, Kids, LMAOcraft, missing, Momo, momos, Otako, Private, renewed membership, What Happened, where can I find

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Have you ever wanted to immerse yourself in a world of relaxation and intrigue, only to find that your favorite ASMR videos have vanished into thin air? Fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can journey to the mystical land of Momos privated asmr kids and uncover the shocking truth behind their disappearance! Join us now for a wild adventure filled with hidden clues, secret passages, and maybe even a few unexpected guests (spoiler alert: it’s probably Momos!). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to unravel the mystery of the missing ASMR videos – your next tingling sensation could be just around the corner!

CraftyConfusion: Where even the mobs can’t figure out why She was crafted lolz

appearance ideals, beauty standards, body image, confused models, crafted, CraftyConfusion, Fashion (Industry), female empowerment, Femininity, Figure, gender confusion, Gender Expression, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, identity crisis, lolz, male feminization, Media influence, mobs, self esteem, self-image, societal norms, societal pressure, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Join our wacky Minecraft server where even the models are questioning their life choices! We have such a unique and hilarious player base that even the NPCs are requesting makeovers to look less like a confused mannequin. Why do they do this, you ask? Well, because on our server, anything goes! From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of antics you’ll stumble upon. So come join us for a wild ride and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn the answer to the ultimate question – why did they try making her look like a man in the first place?

FacialCraft – Where Beards Rule, TrendyMines, BeardyBlocks, LOLcraft, Beardcraftia, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, BlockBeardLand, CraftyBeards, BeardedMiners

#beards, #facial hair, Appearance, Beardcraftia, BeardedMiners, BeardyBlocks, BlockBeardLand, body image, Confidence, CraftyBeards, cultural norms, facial hair styles, FacialCraft, fashion, Gender norms, Grooming, grooming routines, hygiene, Identity, LolCraft, Masculinity, MineBeard, NoShaveNation, personal style, Politics, rule, Self-expression, societal expectations, societal norms, spirituality, trends, TrendyMines

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Gods Slained:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and enter a world where chickens rule the land and pigs have formed their own government. That’s right, political pigs deciding the fate of the server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship the almighty diamond block. Join them in their crazy rituals and maybe you’ll gain some magical powers (or just end up with a bad case of villageritis).

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity and the very fabric of Minecraft reality, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

MinecraftMemes420 – Dank Builds, Epic Loot, /fog/ – Fallout General vibes

asset, Builds, DANK, Epic, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, Fallout General, Fog, general, House WON edition, Loot, MEDIAFIRE, MinecraftMemes420, Mod Repository, modding, modlist, new vegas, OP Pasta, pastebin, Pre-War, Repository, Resources, Steam, Thread, VIBES

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on this server we’re all about Fallout! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure where you can scavenge for resources, fight off mutated creatures, and explore abandoned vaults.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and New Vegas resources that will blow your mind. Need a modlist for Fallout 3? We’ve got you covered. Want to join a mod repository for all things Fallout? Look no further! And don’t even get me started on the OP Pasta – it’s a game-changer.

So why should you join our server? Well, how about the fact that we have a pre-war thread that will take you back in time before the bombs fell? Or the fact that we have a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on the toughest challenges?

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly epic, then look no further. Join us on our Fallout-themed server and let the chaos begin! Remember, war. War never changes.

She’sCraftyMC – Going the Distance with Trendy Fun

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, Distance, Endurance, fitness journey, Fun, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, long distance running, marathon training, mental toughness, motivation, perseverance, persistence, resilience, ShesCraftyMC, strength, success, trendy

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	862
Potions Brewed:	141	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly (literally), chickens wear top hats, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Llamas, who are said to grant wishes to those who can out-dance them in a dance-off. And rumor has it that deep in the caves, there lies a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. She’s going the distance, are you?

BlockBop: The Punching Pixels

action-packed, anime recommendations, BlockBop, boxing, Character development, Dedication, determination, emotional, Hajime no Ippo, hard work, humor, Inspirational, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Mentorship, perseverance, pixels, Punching, Rivalries, sports anime, teamwork, Training, underdog story

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Get ready to embark on the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, with crazier shenanigans than a herd of wild chickens on speed.

Join our server for the chance to ride giant mutant squids through the sky, battle evil llamas in epic dance-offs, and build a castle made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest players dare to ride, a hidden treasure trove guarded by explosive kittens, and a friendly community of players who are just as wacky as you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and rage-quit in equal measures. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

Blocky Nofap Hub: PvP, Bedwars, Survival – Join Now for Epic Memes and Minecraft Strategies!

Accountability, addiction, Bedwars, blocky, coping mechanisms, determination, discipline, distractions, Epic, goal-setting, healthy habits, Hub, Join, Masturbation, memes, mental toughness, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, nofap, perseverance, PvP, resilience, self-control, sexual temptation, strategies, support system, Survival, urges

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to jerk off while on nofap? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a distraction so epic, you’ll forget all about your urges! Our virtual world is so immersive and engaging, you’ll be too busy digging for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember what a boner feels like. Plus, we have a secret potion that temporarily suppresses all feelings of horniness, so you can focus on building the best dang pixelated castle you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to those pesky urges and hello to endless hours of blocky fun! Join now and start your journey to a month of no jerking off…well, at least in the game.

CraftyCanucks24 – pixel-punching adventures with a side of maple syrup! 🍁 #gamergoals #minecraftmadness

2024.., Adventures, aspirations, average Canadian, Budget, consumerism, CraftyCanucks24, Diversity, Economy, education, employment, Environment, family, Future, GamerGoals, Government, Healthcare, Housing, Lifestyle, Maple, MinecraftMadness, pixelpunching, savings, Side, Syrup, Technology, trends, VALUES

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	503845	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Star Shards Collected:	195
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft server where the average Canadian family in 2024 is just a bunch of loonies! We’ve got igloos that double as disco clubs, moose races every Sunday, and maple syrup fountains for all your sweet tooth needs. You’ll never be bored with our daily poutine-eating contests and polar bear rodeos. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and experience the true essence of Canada in the future!