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LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

Cannabis Brain Lag

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain scans, Cannabis, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, drug addiction, drug use, heavy cannabis users, Lag, long-term effects, lower brain activation, Marijuana, Memory Loss, mental health, neuroimaging, neurological effects, substance abuse, working memory skills

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mines Excavated:	4779	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro!

AllTheModiumCraft

2TB NVME, 4TB Backup HDD, 64GB DDR5, AllTheModiumCraft, Atm9, Central Europe, Discord, Economy System, Modded, modded mc, natural mob spawns, player community, player diversity, player interaction, player recruitment, Player Trading, public server, relaxed gameplay, Ryzen 77700, server economy, server performance, Shops

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zombie Dances:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Location	Central Europe
Server Specs	Ryzen 77700, 64GB DDR5, 2TB NVME \| 4TB Backup HDD
Ping	15ms (EU), 85ms (East Coast US), 100ms (Asia)
Number of Players Online	6-7 players consistently

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the server?

To join the server, please hop over to our Discord server and follow the instructions provided there: Discord Invite Link

What mods are included in the ATM9 pack?

The ATM9 pack includes a variety of mods such as XYZ, ABC, and DEF. For a full list of mods, please refer to the official modpack listing.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, we have implemented an economy system on the server focused around player trading with a stable currency that can only be obtained from natural mob spawns and selling items to shops.

Are there any restrictions on player builds or activities?

We have minimal restrictions on player builds and activities, as our focus is on enjoying the game and having fun. However, griefing, cheating, and other disruptive behavior will not be tolerated.

Eternal Love Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Breakup, Closure, Communication, DATING, emotional, ETERNAL, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Quest, relationship, romance, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gods Slained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn land with rainbows and sparkles everywhere! 🦄🌈

Like, seriously, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true in the game! ✨🔮

And the players are all like mythical creatures who will guide you on epic quests and adventures through enchanted forests and mystical caves! 🧝‍♂️🧚‍♀️

Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest warriors can find! 💎💰

So, if you wanna escape reality and enter a world of pure imagination and chaos, then join this Minecraft server now! Just be prepared to lose track of time and question your sanity…but in a fun way! 😜🤪

BirthBlock Minecraft Server

Accommodation, anxiety, Birth, BirthBlock, Bonding, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, family, Grandparents, Minecraft, mother-in-law, newborn, postpartum, relationships, Server, Support, visitation, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Farms Harvested:	613	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and unwanted guests during the precious moments after giving birth? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual family bonding experience without any interference!

On our server, you can create a cozy virtual home for you and your baby, free from judgmental in-laws and overbearing grandparents. No need to worry about anyone staying overnight and intruding on your special time – unless, of course, you invite them to your Minecraft world!

Forget about feeling anxious and overwhelmed after birth, because on our server, you can relax and enjoy the peaceful tranquility of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive comments from virtual family members about your parenting skills – unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as criticism.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate escape from real-life family drama. Build, bond, and block out the haters in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and creating memories with your virtual family!

CraftyCreeperz

American name, annoyance, Ciarán, classmates, Connor, CraftyCreeperz, Cultural, cultural sensitivity, Drama, fair point, Identity, irish, name-calling, personal preference, pronunciation, Respect, snarky comments, Spelling, teachers

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of being called the wrong name like poor Ciarán-turned-Connor! On our server, we promise to always call you by your IGN (In-Game Name) and never give you a silly American nickname like “Caleb” or “Cade” unless you ask for it!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers without anyone calling you the wrong name. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will never roll their eyes at you for wanting to be called by your actual name.

So come on over and join us for a good time, where you can be whoever you want to be without any drama. Who knows, maybe Ciarán will even make an appearance and show those American classmates how it’s done!

BelieverGoneSMP

belief adaptation, belief enlightenment, belief evolution, belief exploration, belief flexibility, belief journey, belief openness, belief reconsideration, belief reevaluation, belief reflection, belief revision, belief systems, belief transformation, BelieverGoneSMP, changing perspectives, evolving beliefs, letting go, personal growth, questioning beliefs, Self Discovery, shifting paradigms

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, I used to believe that diamonds were the rarest thing in the game, but on this server, we have flying pigs that poop out emeralds! Can you believe it? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. It’s like a whole new level of insanity, man. So if you want to join this wacky world of chaos and confusion, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

BlockyBanterCraft

adult content, age-inappropriate language, BlockyBanterCraft, derogatory remarks, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, harmful comments, harmful phrases, hurtful words, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments for kids, inappropriate jokes, inappropriate language, inappropriate language for children, inappropriate remarks, inappropriate topics, insensitive comments, mature topics, negative remarks, offensive language, What shouldn’t be said to kids

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t let you have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Why should you join? Because we have secret treasure hidden in every corner of the map – but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect it. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find and tame it. But be warned, the unicorn has a mischievous streak and might just turn your diamond armor into a tutu! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

NukeCraft: PolandCanada Coop

bilateral agreement, Canada, coop, cooperation agreement, diplomatic agreement, energy collaboration, Energy Cooperation, energy partnership, government agreement, international relations, joint initiative, nuclear cooperation, nuclear development, nuclear energy, nuclear industry, nuclear power, nuclear safety, nuclear security, nuclear technology, nukecraft, Poland, Poland and Canada, PolandCanada

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

So, like, this server is like the bomb, man. It’s like Poland and Canada coming together to create some crazy nuclear power stuff. But instead of blowing things up, we’re building the sickest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us if you want to experience the power of two countries working together in harmony. Plus, we’ve got some epic builds that will blow your mind. Like, literally, your mind will explode from all the awesomeness.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies. It’s like a real-life survival situation, but way more fun.

So come on, join us and be a part of this nuclear-powered adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for any radioactive pigs, they’re a real pain in the butt.

Otters Are The Mermaids Of Cats – Minecraft

adorable creatures, Animals, aquatic animals, cat comparison, Cats, cute animals, feline friends, für, magical creatures, marine life, MERMAIDS, Minecraft, mythical beings, ocean dwellers, otter love, otter magic, otters, playful creatures, sea creatures, water animals, Whiskers

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	3725	Love Letters Sent:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where otters are the mermaids of cats!!!!!! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter!!!!!! our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all players who find the golden potato hidden in the enchanted forest!!!!!! build a house made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie chickens!!!!!! join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!!!!!!!!!! what are you waiting for?????? come join the madness!!!!!!!!!!!

Evolving Protein Lab

500 million years, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Bioinformatics, computational biology, deep learning, Evolution, evolutionary algorithms, evolutionary biology, evolutionary optimization, evolutionary simulations, Evolving, genetic algorithms, Lab, machine learning, MODEL, neural networks, novel protein, protein, protein design, protein engineering, protein structure prediction, simulation

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	929	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the ultimate evolution of protein creation! our AI model has been working overtime for 500 million years to come up with the craziest, most unique proteins you’ve ever seen in your blocky life!

imagine riding a giant protein into battle against a horde of mutant creepers, or using a protein-powered jetpack to soar through the skies and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure!

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us and witness the power of evolution in action. who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this protein-packed world!