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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6039 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 4531 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
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