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Trollface Crashout Minecraft SMP

CRASHOUT., enter, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, internet humor, internet trend, last thing, LAUGHING, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, Mode, ONLINE, RAGE, reaction, smp, social media, triggered, troll, TROLLFACE, viral

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	4187	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses starts dancing around you, blasting “Baby Shark” at full volume. Or how about the time when a group of players dressed as llamas rode into battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Trollface Crashout Mode, where every player is given a random troll face skin and must navigate through obstacle courses filled with traps, pranks, and puzzles. It’s like a mix of parkour, escape room, and a circus clown show all rolled into one!

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, unleash your inner troll, and have the time of your life in Minecraft, then join us on our server today. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Teenage Thick Latina Minecraft SMP

acceptance, age difference, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, Happiness, Happy, interracial relationship, latina, love, Mexican, Minecraft, mixed race, relationship, smp, societal norms, Surprise, TEENAGE, Thick, thick Latina, thick white girl, Unconventional, unexpected, young love

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you never know what you’re gonna get! Forget about finding a teenage thick Latina, because here you might just end up with a thick white girl who’s a year younger than you – and trust us, you’ll be happy about it!

Join our server for a chance to experience the craziest and most unexpected adventures in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats, or discover a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but Shakespearean English.

So why wait? Come join us for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of thick white girls who will make your Minecraft experience one to remember. See you in the game, t. Mexican!

Eiffel Tower Minecraft Server

animal symbolism, chicken, cultural symbol, Eiffel, Emblem, French, French Culture, French History, Gallic rooster, History, Minecraft, national animal, national identity, national pride, national symbol, patriotism, pride, Rooster, Server, Significance, stereotype, symbol of France, Tower, tradition

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we proudly embrace the chicken as our national symbol! Some may question our choice, but we say cluck yeah to that! Our fearless leader, Sir Eggbert the Brave, once rode into battle on a giant chicken named Henrietta and emerged victorious against a horde of evil creepers.

Join us for epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg, rumored to grant wishes and unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Build your own chicken coop castle and defend it against rival factions who dare to challenge our poultry power.

And don’t worry about being bullied for our chicken obsession – we’ve trained our chickens in the art of karate and they will peck anyone who dares to mock them. So come join us on our egg-citing adventures and cluck your way to victory!

Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

#youtube, anglo culture, Characters, characters within, Details, fervent acts, FESTIVAL, games, HG, HG Thread, Hunger, Hunger Games Thread, Minecraft, narratives, National Homeless Culling Festival, pastebin, Play, semi-coherent narratives, Shenanigans, smp, streets, the hunger games, web-based battle royale, Write

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4514
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the National Homeless Culling Festival where we host a web-based Hunger Games style battle royale that includes everything and everyone – even the kitchen sink!

Watch the streets for fervent acts of Anglo culture as players battle it out in epic showdowns filled with shenanigans and ridiculousness. Some players even try to write their own semi-coherent narratives, playing the part of the characters within the game.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, join us for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience you’ll ever have! Check out the details here and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime: [link to pastebin with insane stories]

Creeper’s Anonymous Minecraft Server

acceptance, addiction, admitting., ANONYMOUS, concern, CREEPERS, facing reality, Friends, guys, Help, intervention, Issue, Minecraft, Official, Overcoming, Problem, reaching out, realization, Recovery, seeking assistance, seeking help, Server, Struggle, Support

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

So, I stumbled upon this Minecraft server the other day and let me tell you, it’s like stepping into a whole new dimension of craziness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you a few reasons:

1. The admins are actually unicorns in disguise. I mean, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. The spawn area is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone joins the server. It’s like a party every time you log on!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait for it…chocolate cake. Yes, you heard me right. Chocolate. Cake.

4. The PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns, acrobats, and a dunk tank filled with lava. It’s a fight to the death, but at least you’ll die laughing.

5. Oh, and did I mention that the villagers on this server can talk? And they have some seriously juicy gossip to spill. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on their drama.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Bribing The Ref To Beat Shartalanta Minecraft SMP

beat, bribery in soccer, bribing, Cheating, cheating in sports, Corruption, dishonesty, foul play, grim, illegal activity, match fixing, match-fixing scandal, Minecraft, ref, referee manipulation, scandal, Shartalanta, smp, Soccer, soccer scandal, Sportsmanship, unethical behavior

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated PvP battle with your arch nemesis, Shartalantagrim. Just when you think all hope is lost, you remember that you bribed the referee to help you out! Suddenly, a herd of pigs comes charging in, distracting Shartalantagrim just long enough for you to land the winning blow. Victory is yours, all thanks to your shady dealings with the ref.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pranks and shenanigans you’ll ever see. From turning someone’s house into a giant chicken coop to filling their inventory with nothing but dirt, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next master of chaos and hilarity on our server!

XlogicSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Dive into a vibrant, player-driven world where survival meets strategy. Our server combines the thrill of classic survival gameplay with an immersive economy system that lets you carve out your path to success.

play.xlogicsmp.net

BlockSymphony

Adventure, BlockSymphony, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, discord members, discord server, epic builds, EXCITEMENT, friendly community, friendly players, Minecraft, Minecraft enjoyers, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Shop, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Meteorites Collected:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to BlockSymphony, the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Dive into a world full of creativity, excitement, and community. Explore epic builds in our Minecraft Server and make new friends on our Discord server. Join us and become part of our growing community! BadServer – where the adventure begins!

What do we offer??:

Friendly Community A functional Discord Server A great and also fun to play Minecraft Server Gamemodes like Skyblock, Survival etc. A fully working Shop for the Minecraft Server

What are we looking for??: Friendly Players Minecraft Enjoyers Discord Members

blocksymphony.net:50527

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	28

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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MEGAK1.MCMCMC.RU

Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

Announce trailer, booru, collaboration, Craft, crossover, cytube, dc comics, IDW, Minecraft, Mod Recommendation, OC info, official trailer, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, release dates, Server, Shota Fox Island, sonic, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, transformers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9328	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General, where we discuss everything Sonic and more! Join us on Shota Fox Island where the chaos never stops! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running through Green Hill Zone on speed!

We’ve got exclusive content like the Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Official Trailer, Sonic Rumble Announce Trailer, and even a Transformers Crossover that will blow your mind faster than Sonic himself!

But that’s not all, we have a General link compilation that will make your head spin faster than a loop-de-loop, a Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet that will have you collecting rings like a pro, and a Perfect System Collection that will make you feel like you’re playing on a Sega Genesis!

Join us for some crazy fun with our Sonic comic scans, OC info, cytube parties, and even our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-themed creations! Don’t miss out on the action, join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

Bobo’s Bitcoin Quest Minecraft SMP

40k, Bitcoin, boboposting, Bobos, cryptocurrency, daily posting, day 1, determination, Digital Currency, finance, financial milestone, hodl, Investment, long term goal, market analysis, Minecraft, Online Community, persistence, price target, Quest, reaching goals, smp, social media challenge, Trading

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	163	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3570	Mines Excavated:	3277
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	5393
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency accepted is Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Well, because our server owner Bob is convinced that Bitcoin will reach $40k and he’s willing to bet his entire virtual world on it. Join us as we mine, build, and trade our way to riches in the most cryptocurrency-driven server you’ll ever find.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in the shape of the Bitcoin logo. Some say if you can catch him, he’ll lead you to a secret stash of diamonds. Others say he’s just there to troll you and blow up your house. Either way, it’s a risk worth taking for the chance at untold riches.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of boboposting every day until Bitcoin hits $40k. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to make it happen – or at least have a good laugh trying.